The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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  2. 2
    + 841
    - 308


    Two and a Half Men

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  3. 3
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    - 349


    Joey, Friends

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  4. 4
    + 472
    - 345

    most listed
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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  5. 5
    + 468
    - 363


    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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  6. 6
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    - 286

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Cheers

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  7. 7
    + 286
    - 143


    Family Guy

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  8. 8
    + 422
    - 294


    Californication

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  9. 9
    + 341
    - 226


    Magnum P.I.

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  10. 10
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    - 313

    ranked low on reranks
    Game of Thrones

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  11. 11
    + 446
    - 322


    Mad Men

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  12. 12
    + 338
    - 288


    Sex and The City

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  13. 13
    + 259
    - 302


    The Sopranos

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  14. 14
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    - 339


    30 Rock

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  15. 15
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    - 135


    Futurama

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  16. 16
    + 274
    - 247


    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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  17. 17
    + 185
    - 227


    The A-Team

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  18. 18
    + 205
    - 253


    Nip/Tuck

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  19. 19
    + 87
    - 142


    Married... with Children

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  20. 20
    + 199
    - 272


    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

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  21. 21
    + 207
    - 283


    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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  22. 22
    + 136
    - 224

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Miami Vice

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  23. 23
    + 135
    - 154


    Sons of Anarchy

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  24. 24
    + 74
    - 55
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin &... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

  25. 25
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    Lost

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    + 88
    - 126


    Entourage

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  27. 27
    + 179
    - 239


    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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  28. 28
    + 123
    - 155


    Parks and Recreation

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  29. 29
    + 133
    - 240


    Family Feud

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  30. 30
    + 78
    - 94


    Magnum, P.I.

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  31. 31
    + 67
    - 130
    Taco MacArthur is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History


    Taco MacArthur The League

  32. 32
    + 57
    - 92


    Breaking Bad

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  33. 33
    + 149
    - 222


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  34. 34
    + 62
    - 98

    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

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  35. 35
    + 3
    - 0

    new! & added by ahmed-maklad
    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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  36. 36
    + 30
    - 118

    often listed & ranked high on reranks

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  37. 37
    + 96
    - 186


    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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  38. 38
    + 75
    - 204

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Dallas

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  39. 39
    + 111
    - 196


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  40. 40
    + 62
    - 123
    Huggy Bear Brown is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Starsky and Hutch

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  41. 41
    + 114
    - 215


    Gossip Girl

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  42. 42
    + 21
    - 5

    ranked low on reranks & added by CheckinaCoulibaly
    Family Guy

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  43. 43
    + 74
    - 85

    ranked low on reranks & added by wiabux

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  44. 44
    + 37
    - 125

    added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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  45. 45
    + 71
    - 195


    Beverly Hills, 90210

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  46. 46
    + 42
    - 60

    ranked low on reranks
    Breaking Bad

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  47. 47
    + 89
    - 209


    Battlestar Galactica

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  48. 48
    + 68
    - 200


    Desperate Housewives

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  49. 49
    + 36
    - 114


    Boardwalk Empire

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  50. 50
    + 26
    - 95
    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

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