fictional characters The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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List Rules Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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Barney Stinson is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Barney Stinson How I Met Your Mother

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Charlie Harper is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Charlie Harper Two and a Half Men

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Joey Tribbiani is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Joey Tribbiani Joey, Friends

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Fonzie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Fonzie The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi Happy Days

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James T. Kirk is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
James T. Kirk Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series In Living Color

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Glenn Quagmire is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Glenn Quagmire Family Guy

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Sam Malone is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sam Malone Cheers

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Magnum P.I. is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Thomas Magnum Magnum P.I.

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Don Draper is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Don Draper Mad Men

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Samantha Jones is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Samantha Jones Sex and The City

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Hank Moody is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Hank Moody Californication

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Tyrion Lannister is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Tyrion Lannister Game of Thrones

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Bender is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Bender Futurama

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Zachary 'Zack' Morris is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Zachary 'Zack' Morris Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning Miss Bliss

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Tony Soprano is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Tony Soprano The Sopranos

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Jack Donaghy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jack Donaghy 30 Rock

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Christian Troy is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Christian Troy Nip/Tuck

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Templeton

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James

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Jax Teller is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jax Teller Sons of Anarchy

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Will Smith is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Will Smith The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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Henry VIII of England is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Henry VIII of England The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII The Tudors

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Al Bundy is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Al Bundy Married... with Children

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Sonny Crockett is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sonny Crockett Miami Vice

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Dexter Morgan is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Dexter Morgan Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

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Thomas Magnum is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Thomas Magnum Magnum, P.I.

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Eric Northman is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Eric Northman True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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Vincent Chase is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Vincent Chase Entourage

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Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Peter Griffin Family Guy

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Jean-Luc Picard is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Captain Jean-Luc Picard Star Trek: The Next Generation

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Richard Dawson is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Richard Dawson Family Feud

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Ron Swanson is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

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Taco MacArthur is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Taco MacArthur The League

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Michael Kelso is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Michael Kelso That '70s Show

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Vinnie Barbarino is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Vinnie Barbarino Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back Kotter

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Jason Stackhouse is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jason Stackhouse True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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JR Ewing is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
JR Ewing Dallas

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Walter White is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Walter White Breaking Bad

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Chuck Bass is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Chuck Bass Gossip Girl

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Dylan McKay is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Dylan McKay Beverly Hills, 90210

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Cosmo Kramer is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Cosmo Kramer Seinfeld

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Roger Sterling is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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Huggy Bear Brown Starsky and Hutch

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Batman is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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Drake Parker is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Drake Parker Drake & Josh

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Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Johnny Bravo Johnny Bravo

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The Doctor is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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Seeley Booth is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Seeley Booth bones

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Edie Britt is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Edie Britt Desperate Housewives