The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters

The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways but surely they are also secretly worshiped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californacation" and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men" whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

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    Barney Stinson

    How I Met Your Mother More
    100
  2. 2
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    Two and a Half Men More
    91
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    often listed
    Fonzie

    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days More
    85
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    Joey Tribbiani

    Joey, Friends More
    84
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    often listed &ranked high on reranks
    James T. Kirk

    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ... More
    81
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    Mad Men More
    79
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    Bender

    Futurama More
    79
  8. 8
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    Californication More
    78
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    30 Rock More
    70
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    Sam Malone

    Cheers More
    69
  11. 11
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    Tyrion Lannister

    Game of Thrones More
    69
  12. 12
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    Family Guy More
    66
  13. 13
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    ranked low on reranks
    Thomas Magnum

    Magnum P.I. More
    63
  14. 14
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    Roger Sterling

    Mad Men More
    61
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    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors More
    60
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    Dexter Morgan

    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts More
    59
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    often listed &ranked high on reranks
    Tony Soprano

    The Sopranos More
    58
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    Zack Morris

    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss, Saved by ... More
    55
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    ranked high on reranks
    Vincent Chase

    Entourage More
    53
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    Samantha Jones

    Sex and The City More
    51
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    Templeton "Faceman" Peck

    The A-Team More
    50
  22. 22
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    Parks and Recreation More
    50
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    Al Bundy

    Married... with Children More
    49
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    Nip/Tuck More
    49
  25. 25
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    Star Trek: The Next Generation More
    48
  26. 26
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    Breaking Bad More
    48
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    ranked low on reranks
    James "Sawyer" Ford

    Lost More
    48
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    Starsky and Hutch More
    47
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    Taco MacArthur

    The League More
    47
  30. 30
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    Miami Vice More
    45
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    Family Feud More
    40
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    ranked high on reranks
    Nucky Thompson

    Boardwalk Empire More
    39
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    Eric Northman

    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood More
    38
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    Sheriff Andy Taylor

    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show More
    36
    added by: JohnBarnes
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    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter More
    36
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    Jax Teller

    Sons of Anarchy More
    35
  37. 37
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    ranked low on reranks
    Gaius Baltar

    Battlestar Galactica More
    33
  38. 38
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    ranked high on reranks &controversial
    JR Ewing

    Dallas More
    32
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    Up 29
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    often listed &controversial
    Dylan McKay

    Beverly Hills, 90210 More
    31
  40. 40
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    often listed &ranked low on reranks
    Jason Stackhouse

    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood More
    31
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    often listed &ranked low on reranks
    Chuck Bass

    Gossip Girl More
    31
  42. 42
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    Seinfeld More
    30
    added by: CrossbonesGT
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    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

    M*A*S*H More
    30
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    Magnum, P.I. More
    30
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    often listed
    Julie Cooper

    The O.C. More
    30
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    30
    added by: wiabux
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    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker

    Love Boat More
    30
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    Bobby Wheeler

    Taxi More
    30
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    Rooster

    Baretta More
    29
    added by: zxray
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    Mr. Bean More
    28
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