The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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    Two and a Half Men

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  3. 3
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    Joey, Friends

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    - 363

    most listed
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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    Family Guy

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    Cheers

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    Magnum P.I.

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    Californication

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  10. 10
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    Sex and The City

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    Mad Men

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  12. 12
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    Game of Thrones

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  13. 13
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    Futurama

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  14. 14
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    - 319


    The Sopranos

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  15. 15
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    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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  16. 16
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    - 358


    30 Rock

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  17. 17
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    - 242


    The A-Team

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  18. 18
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    Nip/Tuck

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  19. 19
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    Sons of Anarchy

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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Married... with Children

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    - 309


    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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  22. 22
    + 128
    - 157


    Lost

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    - 290


    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

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    added by ahmed-maklad
    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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  25. 25
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    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin &... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

    added by zxray
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Miami Vice

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    added by CheckinaCoulibaly
    Family Guy

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    Magnum, P.I.

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    Entourage

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  30. 30
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    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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  31. 31
    + 130
    - 175


    Parks and Recreation

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  32. 32
    + 139
    - 257


    Family Feud

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  33. 33
    + 74
    - 143
    Taco MacArthur is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History


    Taco MacArthur The League

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    - 235


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    - 110


    Breaking Bad

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    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

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    - 228

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Dallas

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    + 125
    - 240


    Gossip Girl

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  39. 39
    + 102
    - 205


    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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    often listed & ranked high on reranks

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    - 219


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    - 144
    Huggy Bear Brown is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Starsky and Hutch

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    - 213

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Beverly Hills, 90210

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    + 81
    - 109

    ranked low on reranks & added by wiabux

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    - 9

    added by wilder368

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  46. 46
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    - 75


    Breaking Bad

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  47. 47
    + 91
    - 226


    Battlestar Galactica

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  48. 48
    + 39
    - 142

    added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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  49. 49
    + 73
    - 215

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Desperate Housewives

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    - 128

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Boardwalk Empire

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