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List Rules Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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Barney Stinson is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Barney Stinson How I Met Your Mother

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1,104 438
Joey Tribbiani is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Joey Tribbiani Joey, Friends

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Charlie Harper is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Charlie Harper Two and a Half Men

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656 440
Fonzie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Fonzie The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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600 487
James T. Kirk is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
James T. Kirk Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living Color

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482 379
Sam Malone is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sam Malone Cheers

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493 275
Glenn Quagmire is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Glenn Quagmire Family Guy

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543 371
Samantha Jones is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Samantha Jones Sex and The City

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447 308
Magnum P.I. is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Thomas Magnum Magnum P.I.

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525 420
Don Draper is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Don Draper Mad Men

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501 389
Hank Moody is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Hank Moody Californication

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672 385
Tyrion Lannister is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Tyrion Lannister Game of Thrones

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251 240
Bender is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Bender Futurama

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404 308
Zachary 'Zack' Morris is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Zachary 'Zack' Morris Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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320 394
Tony Soprano is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Tony Soprano The Sopranos

The Creepiest Characters in TV History The Best Re-Casting of Famous TV Roles

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342 431
Jack Donaghy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jack Donaghy 30 Rock

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149 61
Will Smith is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Will Smith The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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294 318
Christian Troy is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Christian Troy Nip/Tuck

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252 224
Jax Teller is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jax Teller Sons of Anarchy

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192 217
James

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227 301
Templeton

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186 306
Sonny Crockett is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sonny Crockett Miami Vice

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271 347
Henry VIII of England is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Henry VIII of England The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

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261 378
Dexter Morgan is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Dexter Morgan Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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152 128
Ranker Video
zxray added Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

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133 262
Al Bundy is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Al Bundy Married... with Children

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152 163
Thomas Magnum is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Thomas Magnum Magnum, P.I.

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113 37
Michael Kelso is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Michael Kelso That '70s Show

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229 276
Eric Northman is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Eric Northman True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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229 316
Jean-Luc Picard is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Captain Jean-Luc Picard Star Trek: The Next Generation

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171 313
Richard Dawson is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Richard Dawson Family Feud

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173 235
Ron Swanson is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

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124 205
Vincent Chase is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Vincent Chase Entourage

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77 23
Jesse Katsopolis is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Ahmed Maklad added Jesse Katsopolis The Mickey Mouse Club, Full House, TGIF

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185 256
Jason Stackhouse is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jason Stackhouse True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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133 252
Dylan McKay is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Dylan McKay Beverly Hills, 90210

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172 289
Chuck Bass is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Chuck Bass Gossip Girl

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90 199
Taco MacArthur is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Taco MacArthur The League

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126 256
Vinnie Barbarino is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Vinnie Barbarino Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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110 277
JR Ewing is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
JR Ewing Dallas

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76 136
Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
CheckinaCoulibaly added Peter Griffin Family Guy

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83 167
Walter White is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Walter White Breaking Bad

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82 61
Drake Parker is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Drake Parker Drake & Josh

The Funniest TV Characters of All Time 28 Creepy Photos Inspired by Children's Nightmares

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87 174
Cosmo Kramer is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
CrossbonesGT added Cosmo Kramer Seinfeld

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46 185
Roger Sterling is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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89 188
Ranker Video
zxray added Huggy Bear Brown Starsky and Hutch

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65 51
Batman is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
wilder368 added Batman

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50 34
Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
ahmed-maklad added Johnny Bravo Johnny Bravo

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63 53
Seeley Booth is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Kingsx01 added Seeley Booth bones

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104 255
Edie Britt is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Edie Britt Desperate Housewives