The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters
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The Biggest Pimps In Television History

List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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  2. 2
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    most listed & ranked high on reranks
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

    ) open
  3. 3
    + 770
    - 282

    Two and a Half Men

    ) open
  4. 4
    + 659
    - 329

    Joey, Friends

    ) open
  5. 5
    + 446
    - 334

    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

    ) open
  6. 6
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    - 266
    ) open
  7. 7
    + 313
    - 208

    Magnum P.I.

    ) open
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    + 290
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    30 Rock

    ) open
  9. 9
    + 428
    - 299

    Mad Men

    ) open
  10. 10
    + 124
    - 110

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Futurama

    ) open
  11. 11
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    ranked low on reranks
    Californication

    ) open
  12. 12
    + 237
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    The Sopranos

    ) open
  13. 13
    + 303
    - 271

    Sex and The City

    ) open
  14. 14
    + 492
    - 293

    ranked low on reranks
    Game of Thrones

    ) open
  15. 15
    + 250
    - 122

    Family Guy

    ) open
  16. 16
    + 71
    - 115

    Married... with Children

    ) open
  17. 17
    + 249
    - 231

    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

    ) open
  18. 18
    + 126
    - 202

    Miami Vice

    ) open
  19. 19
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    ) open
  20. 20
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    ) open
  21. 21
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    - 250

    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

    ) open
  22. 22
    + 199
    - 256

    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

    ) open
  23. 23
    + 25
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks

    ) open
  24. 24
    + 102
    - 118
    ) open
  25. 25
    + 122
    - 225

    Family Feud

    ) open
  26. 26
    + 63
    - 34

    added by zxray
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

  27. 27
    + 49
    - 68

    Breaking Bad

    ) open
  28. 28
    + 171
    - 218

    Star Trek: The Next Generation

    ) open
  29. 29
    + 113
    - 137

    Parks and Recreation

    ) open
  30. 30
    + 69
    - 76

    Magnum, P.I.

    ) open
  31. 31
    + 60
    - 116

    Taco MacArthur The League

  32. 32
    + 77
    - 110

    Entourage

    ) open
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    + 117
    - 137

    Sons of Anarchy

    ) open
  34. 34
    + 52
    - 76

    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

    ) open
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    + 88
    - 166

    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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  36. 36
    + 137
    - 203

    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  37. 37
    + 71
    - 184

    Dallas

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  38. 38
    + 31
    - 102

    added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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  39. 39
    + 57
    - 103

    added by zxray
    Starsky and Hutch

    ) open
  40. 40
    + 62
    - 168

    Beverly Hills, 90210

    ) open
  41. 41
    + 103
    - 172

    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

    ) open
  42. 42
    + 63
    - 177

    Desperate Housewives

    ) open
  43. 43
    + 102
    - 191

    Gossip Girl

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    + 22
    - 75

    added by zxray
    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

  45. 45
    + 33
    - 91

    Boardwalk Empire

    ) open
  46. 46
    + 85
    - 188

    Battlestar Galactica

    ) open
  47. 47
    + 71
    - 180
    ) open
  48. 48
    + 37
    - 174

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Nurse Jackie

    ) open
  49. 49
    + 48
    - 188

    often listed
    Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Paul Reiser Show

    ) open
  50. 50
    + 34
    - 40

    Breaking Bad

    ) open
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