The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters

The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.



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    Barney Stinson
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    • Series: How I Met Your Mother
    • Actor: Neil Patrick Harris
    • Episode: Peter's Progress, No Chris Left Behind
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    Charlie Harper
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    • Series: Two and a Half Men
    • Actor: Charlie Sheen
    • Occupation: Musician, Composer
    • Episode: Warning, It's Dirty
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    • Series: Joey, Friends
    • Actor: Matt LeBlanc
    • Occupation: Waiting staff, Tour guide, Actor
    • Episode: The One Where Joey Speaks French
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    Fonzie
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    • Series: The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days, The Mork & Mindy / Laverne & Shirley / Fonz Hour
    • Actor: Henry Winkler
    • Occupation: Mechanic
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    James T. Kirk
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    • Series: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living Color
    • Actor: Jim Carrey, William Shatner
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    • Series: Cheers
    • Actor: Ted Danson
    • Occupation: Bartender
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    • Series: Magnum P.I.
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    • Series: Game of Thrones
    • Actor: Peter Dinklage
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    Don Draper
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    • Series: Mad Men
    • Actor: Jon Hamm
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    • Series: Californication
    • Actor: David Duchovny
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    Glenn Quagmire
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    • Series: Family Guy
    • Actor: Seth MacFarlane
    • Occupation: Pilot, Airline Pilot
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    Samantha Jones
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    • Series: Sex and The City
    • Actor: Kim Cattrall
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    Bender
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    • Series: Futurama
    • Actor: John DiMaggio
    • Occupation: Thief
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    Jack Donaghy
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    • Series: 30 Rock
    • Actor: Alec Baldwin
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    • Series: The Sopranos
    • Actor: James Gandolfini
    • Occupation: Boss
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    • Series: Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss, Saved by the Bell
    • Actor: Mark-Paul Gosselaar
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    • Series: Nip/Tuck
    • Actor: Julian McMahon
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    • Series: Married... with Children
    • Actor: Ed O'Neill
    • Episode: Top of the Heap
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    Templeton "Faceman" Peck
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    • Series: The A-Team
    • Actor: Dirk Benedict
    • Occupation: Mercenary
    • Episode: Mexican Slayride (pilot), Mexican Slayride (1)
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    Henry VIII of England
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    • Series: The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors
    • Actor: Keith Michell, Ray Winstone, Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    • Episode: Jane Seymour, Catherine Howard, Catherine of Aragon, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Parr, + more
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