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The Biggest Pimps In Television History

List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    • Series: How I Met Your Mother
    • Actor: Neil Patrick Harris
    • Created By: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
    • Episode: Peter's Progress, No Chris Left Behind
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    • Series: Two and a Half Men
    • Actor: Charlie Sheen
    • Occupation: Musician, Composer
    • Created By: Chuck Lorre
    • Episode: Warning, It's Dirty
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    • Series: Joey, Friends
    • Actor: Matt LeBlanc
    • Occupation: Waiting staff, Tour guide, Actor
    • Created By: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
    • Episode: The One Where Joey Speaks French
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    • Series: The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days, The Mork & Mindy / Laverne & Shirley / Fonz Hour
    • Actor: Henry Winkler
    • Occupation: Mechanic
    • Created By: Garry Marshall
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    • Series: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living Color
    • Actor: Jim Carrey, William Shatner
    • Created By: Gene Roddenberry
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    • Series: Cheers
    • Actor: Ted Danson
    • Occupation: Bartender
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    • Series: Magnum P.I.
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    • Series: Mad Men
    • Actor: Jon Hamm
    • Created By: Matthew Weiner
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    • Series: Game of Thrones
    • Actor: Peter Dinklage
    • Created By: George R. R. Martin
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    • Series: Californication
    • Actor: David Duchovny
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    • Series: Family Guy
    • Actor: Seth MacFarlane
    • Occupation: Pilot, Airline Pilot
    • Created By: Seth MacFarlane
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    • Series: Sex and The City
    • Actor: Kim Cattrall
    • Created By: Candace Bushnell
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    • Series: 30 Rock
    • Actor: Alec Baldwin
    • Created By: Tina Fey
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    • Series: Futurama
    • Actor: John DiMaggio
    • Occupation: Thief
    • Created By: Matt Groening, David X. Cohen
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    • Series: The Sopranos
    • Actor: James Gandolfini
    • Occupation: Boss
    • Created By: David Chase
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    • Series: Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss, Saved by the Bell
    • Actor: Mark-Paul Gosselaar
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    • Series: Nip/Tuck
    • Actor: Julian McMahon
    • Created By: Ryan Murphy
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    • Series: The A-Team
    • Actor: Dirk Benedict
    • Occupation: Mercenary
    • Episode: Mexican Slayride (pilot), Mexican Slayride (1)
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    • Series: Married... with Children
    • Actor: Ed O'Neill
    • Created By: Ron Leavitt, Michael G. Moye
    • Episode: Top of the Heap
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    • Series: Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts
    • Actor: Michael C. Hall, Devon Graye
    • Occupation: Serial killer, Bloodstain pattern analyst, Scientist
    • Created By: Jeff Lindsay
    • Episode: The British Invasion, There's Something About Harry, Left Turn Ahead
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