TV Character The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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List Rules Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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Barney Stinson is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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Barney Stinson


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Series: How I Met Your Mother

Actor: Neil Patrick Harris

Episode: Peter's Progress, No Chris Left Behind

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#1 on The Best Dressed Male TV Characters

#214 on The Most Annoying TV and Film Characters Ever

#32 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#22 on The Best Will-They-or-Won't-They Couples in TV History

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Charlie Harper is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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Charlie Harper


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Series: Two and a Half Men

Actor: Charlie Sheen

Occupation: Musician, Composer

Episode: Warning, It's Dirty

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#57 on The Best Dressed Male TV Characters

#247 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#89 on The Most Likeable TV Anti-Heroes

#84 on The Funniest TV Characters of All Time

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Joey Tribbiani is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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Joey Tribbiani


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Series: Joey, Friends

Actor: Matt LeBlanc

Occupation: Waiting staff, Tour guide, Actor

Episode: The One Where Joey Speaks French

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#19 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#2 on The Best Friends Characters

#19 on The Funniest TV Characters of All Time

#217 on The Best Duos of All Time

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Fonzie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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Fonzie


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Series: The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days, The Mork & Mindy / Laverne & Shirley / Fonz Hour

Actor: Henry Winkler

Occupation: Mechanic

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#36 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#6 on The Greatest Breakout Characters in TV History

#12 on The Greatest Only Children in TV History

#130 on The Funniest TV Characters of All Time

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James T. Kirk is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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James T. Kirk


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Series: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living Color

Actor: Jim Carrey, William Shatner

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#697 on The Most Annoying TV and Film Characters Ever

#15 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#59 on The Best Movie Characters of All Time

#19 on Movie Tough Guys Without Super Powers or a Super Suit

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Glenn Quagmire is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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Glenn Quagmire


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Series: Family Guy

Actor: Seth MacFarlane

Occupation: Pilot, Airline Pilot

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#60 on The Most Annoying TV and Film Characters Ever

#198 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#25 on The Funniest Characters Currently on TV

#153 on The Most Likeable TV Anti-Heroes

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Sam Malone is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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Sam Malone


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Series: Cheers

Actor: Ted Danson

Occupation: Bartender

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#35 on The Best Dressed Male TV Characters

#56 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#8 on The Best Will-They-or-Won't-They Couples in TV History

#43 on The Most Likeable TV Anti-Heroes

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Samantha Jones is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
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Series: Sex and The City

Actor: Kim Cattrall

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#217 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#73 on The Greatest Female TV Characters of All Time

#9 on The Greatest Perpetually Single Women in TV History

#139 on The Funniest Female TV Characters

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