The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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  2. 2
    + 850
    - 313


    Two and a Half Men

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  3. 3
    + 743
    - 351


    Joey, Friends

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  4. 4
    + 476
    - 348

    most listed
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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  5. 5
    + 473
    - 365


    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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  6. 6
    + 345
    - 288

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Cheers

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  7. 7
    + 298
    - 146


    Family Guy

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  8. 8
    + 427
    - 297


    Californication

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    + 347
    - 228


    Magnum P.I.

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  10. 10
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    - 315

    ranked low on reranks
    Game of Thrones

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  11. 11
    + 452
    - 325


    Mad Men

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  12. 12
    + 345
    - 290


    Sex and The City

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  13. 13
    + 265
    - 306


    The Sopranos

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  14. 14
    + 152
    - 138


    Futurama

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  15. 15
    + 304
    - 343


    30 Rock

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  16. 16
    + 282
    - 247

    ranked low on reranks
    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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  17. 17
    + 187
    - 230


    The A-Team

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  18. 18
    + 207
    - 255


    Nip/Tuck

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  19. 19
    + 90
    - 146


    Married... with Children

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  20. 20
    + 203
    - 275


    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

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  21. 21
    + 209
    - 289


    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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  22. 22
    + 139
    - 156


    Sons of Anarchy

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  23. 23
    + 137
    - 228

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Miami Vice

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  24. 24
    + 120
    - 138


    Lost

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  25. 25
    + 77
    - 59
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin &... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

  26. 26
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    Entourage

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  27. 27
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    - 241


    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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  28. 28
    + 84
    - 96


    Magnum, P.I.

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  29. 29
    + 126
    - 158


    Parks and Recreation

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  30. 30
    + 135
    - 244


    Family Feud

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  31. 31
    + 70
    - 131
    Taco MacArthur is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History


    Taco MacArthur The League

  32. 32
    + 12
    - 2

    added by ahmed-maklad
    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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  33. 33
    + 153
    - 223


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  34. 34
    + 57
    - 96


    Breaking Bad

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  35. 35
    + 62
    - 102

    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

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    + 33
    - 123

    often listed & ranked high on reranks

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  37. 37
    + 96
    - 193


    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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  38. 38
    + 77
    - 213

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Dallas

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  39. 39
    + 33
    - 8

    ranked low on reranks & added by CheckinaCoulibaly
    Family Guy

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  40. 40
    + 112
    - 206


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    + 62
    - 135
    Huggy Bear Brown is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Starsky and Hutch

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  42. 42
    + 116
    - 227


    Gossip Girl

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  43. 43
    + 73
    - 203

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Beverly Hills, 90210

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  44. 44
    + 77
    - 97

    ranked low on reranks & added by wiabux

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  45. 45
    + 37
    - 131

    added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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  46. 46
    + 89
    - 213


    Battlestar Galactica

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  47. 47
    + 42
    - 64

    ranked low on reranks
    Breaking Bad

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  48. 48
    + 68
    - 203

    often listed
    Desperate Housewives

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  49. 49
    + 38
    - 116

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Boardwalk Empire

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  50. 50
    + 132
    - 240


    Mr. Bean

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