The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters
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The Biggest Pimps In Television History

List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    the people's #1
    Barney Stinson

    How I Met Your Mother More
    100
  2. 2
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    most listed
    Fonzie

    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days More
    92
  3. 3
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    Joey, Friends More
    89
  4. 4
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    Two and a Half Men More
    85
  5. 5
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    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ... More
    80
  6. 6
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    Mad Men More
    72
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    often listed &ranked high on reranks
    Sam Malone

    Cheers More
    72
  8. 8
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    30 Rock More
    70
  9. 9
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    Californication More
    69
  10. 10
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    often listed &ranked high on reranks
    Tony Soprano

    The Sopranos More
    67
  11. 11
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    ranked low on reranks
    Tyrion Lannister

    Game of Thrones More
    65
  12. 12
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    Sex and The City More
    65
  13. 13
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    Magnum P.I. More
    58
  14. 14
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    often listed &ranked high on reranks
    Bender

    Futurama More
    56
  15. 15
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    Family Guy More
    54
  16. 16
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    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors More
    52
  17. 17
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    51
  18. 18
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    Nip/Tuck More
    50
  19. 19
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    new! Al Bundy

    Married... with Children More
    49
  20. 20
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    Lost More
    49
  21. 21
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    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts More
    48
  22. 22
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    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss, Saved by ... More
    46
  23. 23
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    often listed &ranked high on reranks
    Richard Dawson

    Family Feud More
    45
  24. 24
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    Miami Vice More
    45
  25. 25
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    The A-Team More
    45
  26. 26
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    Entourage More
    41
  27. 27
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    Parks and Recreation More
    40
  28. 28
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    Star Trek: The Next Generation More
    40
  29. 29
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    Taco MacArthur

    The League More
    39
  30. 30
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    Breaking Bad More
    39
  31. 31
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    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood More
    35
  32. 32
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    Starsky and Hutch More
    35
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  33. 33
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    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter More
    34
  34. 34
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    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show More
    34
    added by: JohnBarnes
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    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker

    Love Boat More
    33
    added by: zxray
  36. 36
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    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood More
    33
  37. 37
    Up 51
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    Sons of Anarchy More
    32
  38. 38
    Up 36
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    Dallas More
    32
  39. 39
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    Gossip Girl More
    31
  40. 40
    Up 14
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    Boardwalk Empire More
    31
  41. 41
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    Battlestar Galactica More
    31
  42. 42
    Up 35
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    Beverly Hills, 90210 More
    30
  43. 43
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    The O.C. More
    29
  44. 44
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    Desperate Housewives More
    29
  45. 45
    Up 24
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    often listed &ranked high on reranks
    Jackie Peyton

    Nurse Jackie More
    28
  46. 46
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    Magnum, P.I. More
    26
  47. 47
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    often listed &ranked high on reranks
    Larry David

    Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Paul Reiser Show More
    26
  48. 48
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    Queer as Folk More
    25
  49. 49
    Up 97
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    Mr. Bean More
    24
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    Breaking Bad More
    24
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