The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters
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The Biggest Pimps In Television History

List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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    most listed & ranked high on reranks
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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  3. 3
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    Two and a Half Men

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  4. 4
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    Joey, Friends

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  5. 5
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    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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  7. 7
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    Magnum P.I.

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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    30 Rock

    ) open
  9. 9
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    Mad Men

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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Futurama

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  11. 11
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    ranked low on reranks
    Californication

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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    The Sopranos

    ) open
  13. 13
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    Sex and The City

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  14. 14
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    ranked low on reranks
    Game of Thrones

    ) open
  15. 15
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    - 123

    Family Guy

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  16. 16
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    Married... with Children

    ) open
  17. 17
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    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

    ) open
  18. 18
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    Miami Vice

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  21. 21
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    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

    ) open
  22. 22
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    - 258

    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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  23. 23
    + 25
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks

    ) open
  24. 24
    + 122
    - 227

    Family Feud

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  26. 26
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    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

  27. 27
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    Breaking Bad

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  28. 28
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    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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    Parks and Recreation

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    Taco MacArthur The League

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    Magnum, P.I.

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    Sons of Anarchy

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    Entourage

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    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

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    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    Dallas

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    added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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    added by zxray
    Starsky and Hutch

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    Beverly Hills, 90210

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    + 103
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    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    Desperate Housewives

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    Gossip Girl

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    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

  45. 45
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    - 93

    Boardwalk Empire

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    - 190

    Battlestar Galactica

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  47. 47
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    - 182
    ) open
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Nurse Jackie

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  49. 49
    + 48
    - 190

    often listed
    Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Paul Reiser Show

    ) open
  50. 50
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    - 41

    Breaking Bad

    ) open
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