The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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  2. 2
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    - 309


    Two and a Half Men

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  3. 3
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    - 350


    Joey, Friends

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    + 473
    - 346

    most listed
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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  5. 5
    + 471
    - 363


    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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  6. 6
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    - 287

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Cheers

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  7. 7
    + 291
    - 144


    Family Guy

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  8. 8
    + 423
    - 295


    Californication

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  9. 9
    + 344
    - 226


    Magnum P.I.

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  10. 10
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    - 314

    ranked low on reranks
    Game of Thrones

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  11. 11
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    - 323


    Mad Men

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  12. 12
    + 340
    - 289


    Sex and The City

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  13. 13
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    - 304


    The Sopranos

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  14. 14
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    - 136


    Futurama

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  15. 15
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    - 341


    30 Rock

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  16. 16
    + 278
    - 247


    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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  17. 17
    + 187
    - 228


    The A-Team

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  18. 18
    + 206
    - 254


    Nip/Tuck

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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Married... with Children

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  20. 20
    + 201
    - 273


    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

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  21. 21
    + 208
    - 286


    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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  22. 22
    + 138
    - 155


    Sons of Anarchy

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  23. 23
    + 77
    - 57
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin &... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

    ranked low on reranks & added by zxray
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

  24. 24
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Miami Vice

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  25. 25
    + 117
    - 137


    Lost

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    + 89
    - 127


    Entourage

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  27. 27
    + 181
    - 239


    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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  28. 28
    + 125
    - 156


    Parks and Recreation

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  29. 29
    + 81
    - 94


    Magnum, P.I.

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  30. 30
    + 133
    - 243


    Family Feud

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  31. 31
    + 68
    - 130
    Taco MacArthur is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History


    Taco MacArthur The League

  32. 32
    + 57
    - 93


    Breaking Bad

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  33. 33
    + 151
    - 222


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  34. 34
    + 6
    - 1

    new! & added by ahmed-maklad
    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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  35. 35
    + 62
    - 100

    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

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    + 32
    - 119

    often listed & ranked high on reranks

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  37. 37
    + 96
    - 187


    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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  38. 38
    + 75
    - 205

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Dallas

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  39. 39
    + 112
    - 196


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    + 62
    - 124
    Huggy Bear Brown is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Starsky and Hutch

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  41. 41
    + 115
    - 216


    Gossip Girl

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    + 75
    - 87

    ranked low on reranks & added by wiabux

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    + 21
    - 8

    ranked low on reranks & added by CheckinaCoulibaly
    Family Guy

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  44. 44
    + 37
    - 126

    added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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  45. 45
    + 72
    - 196


    Beverly Hills, 90210

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  46. 46
    + 42
    - 61

    ranked low on reranks
    Breaking Bad

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  47. 47
    + 89
    - 210


    Battlestar Galactica

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  48. 48
    + 68
    - 201


    Desperate Housewives

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  49. 49
    + 38
    - 115


    Boardwalk Empire

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  50. 50
    + 132
    - 239

    ranked low on reranks
    Mr. Bean

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