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The Biggest Pimps In Television History

List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters
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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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    - 288


    Two and a Half Men

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  3. 3
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    Joey, Friends

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    + 446
    - 325

    most listed
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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  5. 5
    + 451
    - 340


    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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    - 268

    often listed & Ranked High on Reranks
    Cheers

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    + 321
    - 211


    Magnum P.I.

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    Mad Men

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    Game of Thrones

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    Californication

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    - 127


    Family Guy

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  12. 12
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    Sex and The City

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  13. 13
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    30 Rock

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  14. 14
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    Futurama

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  15. 15
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    The Sopranos

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  16. 16
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    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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  17. 17
    + 191
    - 233


    Nip/Tuck

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  18. 18
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    - 210


    The A-Team

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    often listed & Ranked High on Reranks
    Married... with Children

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  20. 20
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    - 259


    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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  21. 21
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    - 254


    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

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    - 37

    ranked low on reranks & added by zxray
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

  23. 23
    + 130
    - 206


    Miami Vice

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    + 104
    - 120


    Lost

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  25. 25
    + 172
    - 221


    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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    - 139


    Sons of Anarchy

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  27. 27
    + 114
    - 141


    Parks and Recreation

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  28. 28
    + 70
    - 79


    Magnum, P.I.

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  29. 29
    + 124
    - 228


    Family Feud

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    + 50
    - 74


    Breaking Bad

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  31. 31
    + 77
    - 114


    Entourage

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    + 55
    - 80

    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

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  33. 33
    + 138
    - 206


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  34. 34
    + 61
    - 118


    Taco MacArthur The League

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    + 26
    - 105

    often listed & Ranked High on Reranks

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  36. 36
    + 91
    - 169


    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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  37. 37
    + 57
    - 106

    added by zxray
    Starsky and Hutch

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  38. 38
    + 103
    - 175


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    - 63

    ranked low on reranks & added by wiabux

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  40. 40
    + 102
    - 194


    Gossip Girl

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    + 71
    - 187


    Dallas

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    + 37
    - 41


    Breaking Bad

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  43. 43
    + 31
    - 106

    added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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    + 64
    - 171


    Beverly Hills, 90210

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  45. 45
    + 85
    - 191


    Battlestar Galactica

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  46. 46
    + 33
    - 94


    Boardwalk Empire

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    + 23
    - 77

    added by zxray
    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

  48. 48
    + 64
    - 180

    often listed
    Desperate Housewives

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  49. 49
    + 8
    - 10

    added by MichaelWankowski
    Three's Company

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  50. 50
    + 127
    - 215

    ranked low on reranks
    Mr. Bean

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