The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    Three's Company

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    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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    Breaking Bad

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    Boardwalk Empire

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    Battlestar Galactica

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    Family Guy

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    Gilmore Girls

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    The Mickey Mouse Club, Full House, TGIF

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    The O.C.

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    Mr. Bean

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    The Vampire Diaries

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    The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, The Suite Life on Deck

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    Harvey Specter is listed (or ranked) 63 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

    added by r_balbontin
    Harvey Specter The best lawyer in NYC. Suits

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    Zoey 101

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    Remington Steele

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    about to drop off & added by xandermartin98

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    Family Matters

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    added by ahmed-maklad

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    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker is listed (or ranked) 70 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

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    Avatar: The Last Airbender

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    added by wilder368
    Shameless

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    added by Daniel Hamilton
    Parks and Recreation

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    added by slaft
    Dallas, Dallas

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    Little Joe Cartwright is listed (or ranked) 76 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

    added by slaft
    Ponderosa Bonanza

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    Queer as Folk

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    added by slaft
    Simon & Simon

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    added by ahmed-maklad
    Everybody Hates Chris

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  30. 80
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    added by wilder368

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    Nurse Jackie

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    added by ahmed-maklad
    Fresh Off the Boat

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    Jim West is listed (or ranked) 83 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

    added by slaft
    Jim West The Wild Wild West

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    Vincent Vega is listed (or ranked) 84 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

    added by tdaniel84hun
    Vincent Vega

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    No image

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    Col. Hogan Private Benjamin

  36. 86
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    Miami Vice

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    Bobby Wheeler is listed (or ranked) 87 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Bobby Wheeler Taxi

  38. 88
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    - 118


    Gossip Girl

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  39. 89
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    - 224


    Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Paul Reiser Show

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    - 38
    Steve Holt is listed (or ranked) 90 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History


    Steve Holt Arrested Development

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    Chase Randall is listed (or ranked) 91 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Chase Randall Power Rangers Dino Charge, Power Rangers Dino Super Charge

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    Weeds, University of Andy

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    Hannah Horvath is listed (or ranked) 93 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

    added by ejlinehan
    Hannah Horvath

  44. 94
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    added by wilder368
    Three's Company

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    - 22

    added by ahmed-maklad
    Seinfeld

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    Archie Bunker's Place, All in the Family

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    added by wilder368
    Good Times

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    Ron Harris is listed (or ranked) 98 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Ron Harris Barney Miller

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    Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilk... is listed (or ranked) 99 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko The Phil Silvers Show

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    Rooster is listed (or ranked) 100 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Rooster Baretta

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