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List Rules Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 51 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Johnny Bravo Johnny Bravo

The Saddest Television Deaths Ever The Best Animated Films Ever

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Jack Tripper is listed (or ranked) 52 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jack Tripper Three's Company

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The Doctor is listed (or ranked) 53 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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Jesse Pinkman is listed (or ranked) 54 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jesse Pinkman Breaking Bad

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Sheriff Andy Taylor is listed (or ranked) 55 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Sheriff Andy Taylor Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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Logan Huntzberger is listed (or ranked) 56 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Logan Huntzberger Gilmore Girls

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A.C. Slater is listed (or ranked) 57 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
A.C. Slater Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Saved by the Bell

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Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 58 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Brian Griffin Family Guy

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Nucky Thompson is listed (or ranked) 59 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Nucky Thompson Boardwalk Empire

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Logan Reese is listed (or ranked) 60 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Logan Reese Zoey 101

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Gaius Baltar is listed (or ranked) 61 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Gaius Baltar Battlestar Galactica

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Chip Flaked

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Zack Martin is listed (or ranked) 63 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Zack Martin The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, The Suite Life on Deck

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Julie Cooper is listed (or ranked) 64 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Julie Cooper The O.C.

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Remington Steele is listed (or ranked) 65 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Remington Steele Remington Steele

The Creepiest Characters in TV History The Best Re-Casting of Famous TV Roles

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Mr Bean is listed (or ranked) 66 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Mr Bean Mr. Bean

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Laurie Forman is listed (or ranked) 67 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Laurie Forman That '70s Show

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Iroh is listed (or ranked) 68 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Iroh Avatar: The Last Airbender

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Harvey Specter is listed (or ranked) 69 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Harvey Specter The best lawyer in NYC. Suits

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Brock is listed (or ranked) 70 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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Zapp Brannigan is listed (or ranked) 71 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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Dr. Adam Doc Bricker is listed (or ranked) 72 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

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Bobby Ewing is listed (or ranked) 73 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Bobby Ewing Dallas, Dallas

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Eddie Winslow is listed (or ranked) 74 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Eddie Winslow Family Matters

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Jackie Peyton is listed (or ranked) 75 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Jackie Peyton Nurse Jackie

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Butters Stotch is listed (or ranked) 76 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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Tom Haverford is listed (or ranked) 77 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Tom Haverford Parks and Recreation

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Nate Archibald is listed (or ranked) 78 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Nate Archibald Gossip Girl

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Emery Huang is listed (or ranked) 79 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Emery Huang Fresh Off the Boat

The Best "Your Mom" Jokes in Internet History The Best Things About Fall

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Drew Rock is listed (or ranked) 80 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Drew Rock Everybody Hates Chris

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Brian Kinney is listed (or ranked) 81 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Brian Kinney Queer as Folk

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Robert Jebediah Freeman is listed (or ranked) 82 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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Larry David is listed (or ranked) 83 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Paul Reiser Show

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Doug Wilson is listed (or ranked) 84 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Doug Wilson Weeds, University of Andy

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Archie Bunker is listed (or ranked) 85 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History
Archie Bunker Archie Bunker's Place, All in the Family