The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters
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The Biggest Pimps In Television History

List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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  1. 1
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    the people's #1 How I Met Your Mother

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  2. 2
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    most listed The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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  3. 3
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    Two and a Half Men

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  4. 4
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    Joey, Friends

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  5. 5
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    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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  6. 6
    + 312
    - 260

    Cheers

    ) open
  7. 7
    + 306
    - 202

    Magnum P.I.

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    + 288
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks 30 Rock

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  9. 9
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    Mad Men

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  10. 10
    + 117
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks Futurama

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  11. 11
    + 235
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks The Sopranos

    ) open
  12. 12
    + 391
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    ranked low on reranks Californication

    ) open
  13. 13
    + 299
    - 266

    Sex and The City

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  14. 14
    + 482
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    ranked low on reranks Game of Thrones

    ) open
  15. 15
    + 241
    - 118

    Family Guy

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  16. 16
    + 68
    - 109

    Married... with Children

    ) open
  17. 17
    + 244
    - 226

    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss, Saved by ...

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  18. 18
    + 124
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    Miami Vice

    ) open
  19. 19
    + 188
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    Nip/Tuck

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  20. 20
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    ) open
  21. 21
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    - 246

    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

    ) open
  22. 22
    + 194
    - 253

    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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  23. 23
    + 22
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    often listed & ranked high on reranks

    ) open
  24. 24
    + 121
    - 220

    Family Feud

    ) open
  25. 25
    + 98
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    ) open
  26. 26
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    added by zxray Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

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  27. 27
    + 46
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    Breaking Bad

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  28. 28
    + 167
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    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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  29. 29
    + 59
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    Taco MacArthur The League

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  30. 30
    + 111
    - 133

    Parks and Recreation

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  31. 31
    + 65
    - 72

    Magnum, P.I.

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    + 74
    - 105

    Entourage

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  33. 33
    + 113
    - 132

    Sons of Anarchy

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    + 50
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    added by CrossbonesGT Seinfeld

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  35. 35
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    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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  36. 36
    + 30
    - 97

    added by JohnBarnes Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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  37. 37
    + 132
    - 199

    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  38. 38
    + 55
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    added by zxray Starsky and Hutch

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  39. 39
    + 68
    - 179

    Dallas

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  40. 40
    + 101
    - 167

    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  41. 41
    + 58
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    Beverly Hills, 90210

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  42. 42
    + 61
    - 172

    Desperate Housewives

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  43. 43
    + 98
    - 187

    Gossip Girl

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  44. 44
    + 32
    - 86

    Boardwalk Empire

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  45. 45
    + 19
    - 70

    added by zxray Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

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  46. 46
    + 81
    - 184

    Battlestar Galactica

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  47. 47
    + 70
    - 176

    The O.C.

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  48. 48
    + 36
    - 169

    often listed & ranked high on reranks Nurse Jackie

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  49. 49
    + 32
    - 36

    Breaking Bad

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  50. 50
    + 47
    - 184

    often listed & ranked high on reranks Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Paul Reiser Show

    ) open
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