The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters

The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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List Criteria: Vote up the characters that have the most play with the opposite sex.

The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.


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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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    Two and a Half Men

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  3. 3
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    Joey, Friends

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    - 341

    most listed
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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    Cheers

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    Magnum P.I.

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    Game of Thrones

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    Mad Men

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    Californication

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    Family Guy

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    Sex and The City

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    30 Rock

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    Futurama

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  15. 15
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    The Sopranos

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  16. 16
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    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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  17. 17
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    Nip/Tuck

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  18. 18
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    Married... with Children

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    The A-Team

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    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

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    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Miami Vice

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    Lost

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    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin &... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

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    Sons of Anarchy

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    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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    Parks and Recreation

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    Family Feud

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    - 91


    Magnum, P.I.

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    - 88


    Breaking Bad

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  31. 31
    + 85
    - 123


    Entourage

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    + 148
    - 218


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  33. 33
    + 61
    - 94

    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

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    + 30
    - 114

    often listed & ranked high on reranks

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    - 127
    Taco MacArthur is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History


    Taco MacArthur The League

  36. 36
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    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    Huggy Bear Brown is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Starsky and Hutch

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    - 204


    Gossip Girl

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    - 75

    ranked low on reranks & added by wiabux

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    - 115

    added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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    + 73
    - 198


    Dallas

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    + 71
    - 182


    Beverly Hills, 90210

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    + 41
    - 52

    ranked low on reranks
    Breaking Bad

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  45. 45
    + 89
    - 200


    Battlestar Galactica

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  46. 46
    + 67
    - 192


    Desperate Housewives

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    + 25
    - 88
    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

  48. 48
    + 34
    - 107


    Boardwalk Empire

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  49. 49
    + 129
    - 229

    ranked low on reranks
    Mr. Bean

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    + 11
    - 22

    ranked low on reranks & added by MichaelWankowski
    Three's Company

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