The Biggest Pimps In Television History TV Characters

The Biggest Pimps In Television History

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The biggest pimps in television history are those lucky fictional characters who are notoriously promiscuous, making viewers around the world incredibly jealous. They manage to get all the babes, almost as if they were God's gift to women (or in some cases, men). They might be hated by some for their tramp-tastic ways, but surely, they are also secretly worshipped by aspiring pimps as well.

We've all watched many of the greatest television characters ever go from monogamy to pimp in one shocking episode, or all of them. Characters like Barney Stinson on "How I Met Your Mother," Charlie Harper on "Two and a Half Men," and even that sexy robot Bender on "Futurama" never have a shortage of women in their bed. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends," Hank Moody from "Californication," and Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" are no different, befriending and bedding numerous ladies on the regular.

Many would even go into the serial adulterers column, especially the likes of Don Draper and Roger Sterling from "Mad Men," whose womanizing ways were introduced in the premiere episode of the award-winning series. Even Zach Morris from "Saved by the Bell" gets some love as a serial-dater having romanced almost every main female character on the long-running show. Even others might also fall into the creepiest characters of all time too.

From Fonzie on "Happy Days" all the way though James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek" and Glenn Quagmire on "Family Guy," these television pimps have making lonely men feel even lonelier for decades. Do you love or loathe one of these television scoundrels? Vote for the pimpest characters, add any not listed or re-rank this list your way, all below.



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    the people's #1
    How I Met Your Mother

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  2. 2
    + 815
    - 298


    Two and a Half Men

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  3. 3
    + 701
    - 342


    Joey, Friends

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    + 462
    - 337

    most listed
    The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, Joanie Loves Chachi, Happy Days

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  5. 5
    + 460
    - 356


    Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, In Living ...

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  6. 6
    + 333
    - 278


    Cheers

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  7. 7
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    - 221


    Magnum P.I.

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    - 307

    ranked low on reranks
    Game of Thrones

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    + 440
    - 315


    Mad Men

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  10. 10
    + 412
    - 289


    Californication

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  11. 11
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    - 137


    Family Guy

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  12. 12
    + 328
    - 284


    Sex and The City

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  13. 13
    + 140
    - 127


    Futurama

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  14. 14
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    - 332


    30 Rock

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  15. 15
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    - 293


    The Sopranos

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  16. 16
    + 266
    - 240


    Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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  17. 17
    + 203
    - 244


    Nip/Tuck

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  18. 18
    + 82
    - 132


    Married... with Children

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  19. 19
    + 180
    - 221


    The A-Team

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  20. 20
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    - 265


    The Six Wives of Henry VIII, Henry VIII, The Tudors

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  21. 21
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    - 273


    Dexter, Dexter: Early Cuts

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  22. 22
    + 134
    - 216

    often listed & ranked high on reranks
    Miami Vice

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  23. 23
    + 115
    - 129


    Lost

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  24. 24
    + 70
    - 48
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

    added by zxray
    Dr. (Cpt.) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce M*A*S*H

  25. 25
    + 130
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    Sons of Anarchy

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    - 230


    Star Trek: The Next Generation

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  27. 27
    + 119
    - 150


    Parks and Recreation

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  28. 28
    + 128
    - 236


    Family Feud

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  29. 29
    + 75
    - 88


    Magnum, P.I.

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  30. 30
    + 53
    - 86


    Breaking Bad

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  31. 31
    + 84
    - 121


    Entourage

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  32. 32
    + 147
    - 215


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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  33. 33
    + 58
    - 91

    added by CrossbonesGT
    Seinfeld

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  34. 34
    + 64
    - 126


    Taco MacArthur The League

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    + 28
    - 114

    often listed & ranked high on reranks

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  36. 36
    + 93
    - 177


    Mr. T and Tina, Welcome Back, Kotter

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  37. 37
    + 61
    - 112
    Huggy Bear Brown

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    Starsky and Hutch

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  38. 38
    + 108
    - 184


    True Blood, A Drop of True Blood

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    + 110
    - 201


    Gossip Girl

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    + 36
    - 111

    often listed & added by JohnBarnes
    Return to Mayberry, The Andy Griffith Show

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  41. 41
    + 72
    - 71

    ranked low on reranks & added by wiabux

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  42. 42
    + 73
    - 194


    Dallas

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  43. 43
    + 71
    - 178


    Beverly Hills, 90210

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  44. 44
    + 40
    - 48

    ranked low on reranks
    Breaking Bad

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  45. 45
    + 88
    - 197


    Battlestar Galactica

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  46. 46
    + 67
    - 188


    Desperate Housewives

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  47. 47
    + 25
    - 84

    often listed & added by zxray
    Dr. Adam Doc Bricker Love Boat

  48. 48
    + 34
    - 103

    often listed
    Boardwalk Empire

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  49. 49
    + 11
    - 17

    added by MichaelWankowski
    Three's Company

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    + 12
    - 25

    added by samfree
    Seinfeld

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