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Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots

List Criteria: Mascots associated with any institution of higher education (2 or 4 year schools)

Weird college mascots abound across America's colleges. Whether they're doing silly sideline dances or showing up on university apparel, school funny mascots are a huge part of a college's identity, and everyone seems to have an opinion on them -- especially when it comes to the dumb college mascots. This list of stupid mascots is ranked by the wisdom of the crowd, so you know that these are the most hated mascots in the country. Show your fighting spirit by adding your own picks, or voting on the list below.

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Universities With The Dumbest College Mascots Schools/Colleges
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    Artie the Artichoke

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    The Fighting Pickle

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    Fighting Okra

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    most listed
    Geoducks

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    Wichita State University WuShock

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    Scrotie the Scrotum

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    Stanford Tree

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    The Blue Blob

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    Brutus Buckeye

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    University of California, Santa Cruz Sammy the Slug

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    Syracuse University Otto the Orange

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    Billiken

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    Morty the Eutectic, aka Mortimer McPestle

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    Cobbers

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    Johnny Poet

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    The Ichabod

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    Salukis

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    Boll Weevils

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    University of Idaho Joe Vandal

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    John Harvard

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    Central Michigan University Flying 'C'

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    Rainbow Warriors

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    Golden Bobcats

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    Ohio Wesleyan University Battling Bishop

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    Gunston

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    University of California, Irvine Peter the Anteater

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    new! & added by Miles Yetter
    Student Prince

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    University of Tennessee Smokey IX

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    San Francisco State University The Gator

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    University of Manitoba Bison

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    often listed & Ranked High on Reranks
    Cornell University Big Red Bear

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    added by kipfista
    Presbyterian College Blue Hose The Blue Hose

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    added by danidu80
    Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University HokieBird

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    Yellow Jackets

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    Fordham University Ram

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    Wildcat Willy

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    Notre Dame Leprechaun

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    University of California, San Diego Triton

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    University of Mississippi Rebel Black Bear

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    Captain Cane

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    added by danidu80
    University of Delaware YoUDee, University of Delaware Blue Hen

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    Western Michigan University Buster Bronco

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    often listed & Ranked High on Reranks
    Bullldogs

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    added by BillWright
    University of California, Santa Barbara The Gaucho Banana Slug 

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    Eastern Michigan University Swoop

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    Lil' Red, Herbie Husker

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    added by danidu80
    University of New Mexico Lobo

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    Michigan State University Sparty

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    - 21

    added by beernbugs
    Purdue University Boilermaker Special

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    - 9

    added by danidu80
    University of South Carolina Cocky

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