10 Famous Women We REALLY Didn't Need to See Naked People
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10 Famous Women We REALLY Didn't Need to See Naked

Ninety five percent of the time, female celebrity nudity is a rare gift, something to gaze upon fondly and treasure. These intimate pictures give us the opportunity to see our idols at their most vulnerable, confirm or deny lurking suspicions about what they actually look like naked, and paint a more accurate picture for some of our deepest fantasies. The following people have provided us with the exact opposite of this.

The other five percent is comprised of everything dark and unsightly, the bodies for which clothes were made.These are celebrities of the female variety that make you wish you could turn back time and unsee what you have just seen, lest the imagery haunt you until you poke your own eyes out with a ball point pen. Their nudity, be it accidental or intentional, is enough to kill even the strongest of sex drives. When exposed, these women are basically the physical embodiment of a cold shower.

Here are ten examples of female celebrities you didn't need to see more of in all their naked (or partially naked) glory, forever scorching their nauseating forms on our retinas. Shelley Long nude? No thanks.

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    Nancy Grace's Nip Slip on Dancing with the Stars

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    Nancy Grace has been assaulting our ears with her endless backwards political and legal dribble for years, grossly molesting the roles of prosecutor and broadcaster with her opinionated Southern drawl on Court TV and CNN.

    On Monday, she inadvertently assaulted our eye holes with a wardrobe malfunction during her jazzy number with dance partner Tristan MacManus, exposing what appeared to be a honeydew melon that's been left in the sun for about a decade.

    In her infinite "I've never done anything wrong" wisdom, she has since denied the incident which was broadcast to hundreds of thosands of middle-aged housewives across the country, Tweeting, "Evidence re my alleged 'wardrobe malfunction which I vehemently deny: Breast Petals & industrial strength bra," even including a picture of herself said petals. As if we need more scarring, now we have to picture Nancy Grace's leathery, butter-filled milk mounds in pasties. Ugh, I think I just threw up a little.

    Here's a link to the nip slip.

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