Drunk In the Back Of A RestaurantWalking from point A to Point B has never looked more difficult and dangerous than this poor kid, who apparently found his way into the back of the restaurant looking for the bathroom or an exit or something. Let’s hope he was looking for the exit because he spends a lot of time in that office. It’s possible he may have thought he succeeded in his venture. Chairs can look like toilets under certain circumstances, I suppose. He does hang out by the exit for an uncomfortably long time. There’s a lot that could be happening that we’re sadly not seeing.
Drunk Woman Almost HIt By TrainIt turns out that if you’re drunk; sometimes taking a train home isn’t the most brilliant idea. Had it not been for some fast acting people this would be a graphic video of a woman being crushed. The woman seems fine when she's leaning against the wall smoking. It's once she begins to walks that she begins to show any signs of Drunkenness. Then she stumbles and falls onto the train tracks. Immediately people run over and begin waving (and hollering we can assume) for the train to stop. The train literally stops just inches from her and then is pulled safely back onto the platform. The people in the video are heros and thanks to security cameras we get to see a pretty impressive close call.
Drunk Kid Passes OutCollege is hard. You’ve got plenty of homework, parties and girls to date rape. Our main character in this particular video seems to have partied hard and forgot his entrance card. Immediately admitting defeat he falls asleep in the doorway. The first group of students attempt to wake him up before they go back in doors, but he is out cold. The second guy simply walks by without paying any mind. At 6:10 our character finally wakes up, still staggering and forgetting the entire scenario once again attempts to open the locked door. Much like the characters in the Sci-fi film Cube; our friend is stuck in a puzzle that he can’t get out of. Finally at 7:45 someone enters and gives him yet another chance to enter the building, to which he unexplainably declines and continues to stand in the doorway.
Alcohol TestAfter being arrested for what we will assume is public intoxication our portly drunk sits down without much problem. However issues arise when he drops his ID. As he bends down he stumbles a little and proceeds to fall into a wall leaving a nice size hole. Our patient police officer lifts him up and attempts to finish filling out the forms. Unfortunately our drunk friend physically cannot stand up any longer and crumbles to the floor.
One More BeerSometimes you’ve drank and drank some more but you’re just not satisfied. You’re convinced you’re just one beer or so away from being satisfied but you’re completely tapped out. It seems like your only option is to return to the convenience store and get a one last case. In the case of this video we have a man in black walking into the grocery store. If you look the time above says 10:47 when he enters and based on the sunlight outside that’s 10:47am (or he lives in the Alaskan town that Insomnia took place in). Walking immediately seems to be an issue for him. In an attempt to open the freezer he falls into a rack of chips and walks like Buster Keaton after a long night binge with Hunter S. Thompson. He falls to the floor and struggles to get up and stay standing. What’s most amazing is that it takes until 3 minutes before anyone seems to take notice to him flailing around on the floor. While this video has been revealed as a fake, regardless he truly is the Charlie Chaplin of the next generation and deserves his spot on this list for quality acting.
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