10 Hottest Dirty-Named Teachers Caught Sleeping w/ Students

With a name that implies that the short drapes probably match the short soft-floor-covering-that-sounds-more-tactful-than-saying-"carpet"-at-this-juncture, Cameo Patch was sure in a rush to prove it to an underaged student in pretty much the way any guy his age had always dreamed: oral sex.

29 year old high school substitute teacher Cameo Patch was arrested in January 2006 after the police heard that Patch had gone on a date with a 17 year old student and performed oral sex on the boy (after ONE DATE). Police believed that the even the THOUGHT of this happening with someone so hot on the first date was just "f**king criminal", so they brought her in.

She also committed an illegal crime and a horrible breach of her profession's ethics code, which apparently pissed them off more.

Initially, due to the more than a 10 year difference between Patch and the boy, Patch was charged with felony unlawful sexual conduct with a 16 or 17 year old.

However, Patch was sentenced to no jail time, mainly due to her gender, proving that she uses her mouth to get out of any hairy situations she might be in. I'll be here all week.

Elizabeth Stow, 26, cute in a pony tail, was a high school English teacher who was arrested in April of 2005 after school officials investigated the rumors of sexual relationships between Stow and a few male students. That's right, a FEW.

Prosecutors alleged that Stow had sex with three 17 year old students (for those of you doing the math, that's 51!), and was charged for unlawful sexual intercourse and oral copulation with a minor, illustrating exactly what she'd been "stow"ing all along.

Stow pleaded not guilty to all the charges, showing that she was stowing more balls than brains in this situation, and was given a suspended sentence of nine years and one year in a county jail.

"We talked about it -- like it was no secret. It was just a matter of time until she got caught."

Pamela Rogers Turner, or "Spinner" as we like to take it, was 27 and an elementary school teacher and coach when she was arrested in February 2005 for having an ongoing relationship with a 13-year-old student.

In August of 2005, she pleaded no contest to charges of sexual battery by an authority figure and was sentenced to 9 months in prison, as part of an 8 year suspended sentence for statutory rape.

In April 2006, she was arrested for turning around and doing it again! This time for sending sexual pictures and videos of herself to the same student (who, by then, was way too old for her), and trying to contact him through the internet.

One of the videos actually leaked on to a website, drawing much attention from internet users and the public.

Turner was sentenced to serve the remaining seven years of her sentence in state prison, along with two more years, after she pleaded guilty to sending the student naked pictures of herself which, sadly, never resurfaced.

This picture comes to mind for this woman, more than anyone else on this list.

A former music teacher at Greenfield High School in Missouri, 23-year-old Alison Peck was charged with two counts of statutory rape after admitting to having sex with a 16-year-old boy.

Peck was charged with a lot more than just her namesake's innocent kissing action, with two counts of statutory rape of a child under the age of 17, in which she was charged in two different counties (no fat jokes, please, we're all better than that around here; plus her smile is probably a lot prettier when her entire life isn't being ruined).

Peck admitted to having having sex with the teen, stating that a friendship "had turned into a sexual relationship." After these original charges were filed, Peck was instructed to have no contact with the student or the student’s family.

However, two of Peck’s friends contacted the 16-year-old boy and set a time to meet with her at a local "Inn", that probably charged by the hour. The two friends picked up the boy and dropped him off at the "Inn" where he and Peck spent the night together.

When authorities discovered the liaison, Peck was arrested again and charged with one count of statutory rape, with court orders to remain 1000 feet away from his home, no contact with the boy or his family.

She was also ordered to leave Missouri and surrender her passport to authorities.

Rebecca Bogard, 27 year old teacher, was arrested after a 15-year-old student’s mother found sexually explicit text messages from a woman named "Dawn" on his cell hone. One text read, "I love you, yeah it was the best, which night was the best 4 you, I’m sensitive but not sore, you were good..."

Bogard had even taken the student Christmas shopping, notifying the mother that they were going to a school function.

THE BEST PART: The student was also fired from his job at a restaurant for repeatedly leaving his job for extended breaks during which he was observed getting in and out of a white Jaguar driven by Bogard with a license plate that read, wait for it, "GRRRRR."

Bogard was charged for exploitation of a child, touching of a child for lustful purposes and statutory rape.