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10 Most Badass Aliens in Film History By litgoddess [23 more lists]
When I was 16, my brother swears he saw an alien outside our kitchen window. We didn't live on a farm, we lived in freaking suburbia. I'm not sure why he burst a kidney; odds are, the alien just wanted to borrow some eggs. Who am I to deny the E.T.'s of the world their weekly brownie? Anyway, strap on your metal helmet and try not to be a cinesnob.
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The Mist - Spiders
I enjoy watching "Arachnophobia" as much as the next person and I have a soft spot for tarantulas. But this takes eight legs and an egg sac way too far.
It isn't really the design of the Sir Spidey, it's the fact that you can't get away from them. You kinda know you're about to meet the Giant Venom Sac in the Sky and maybe you're not quite ready. Not only that, you know with absolute certainty that your death is going to be slow and painful. Kind of like marriage.
Anyway, I just tried to focus on Thomas Jane and ignore the daddy longlegs crawling across my sneaker on the theater floor. -
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Ghostbusters - Gozer
"Go get her, Ray!"
Any chick weighing no more than a knat, complete with flat top and glitter suit deserves massive kudos. Especially when she can do an aerial flip, land on stilettos and evoke some ooky form of sensuality.
I dunno, I think she's kinda hot. She looks like she's been smoking way too many reefers and she sounds like Cloris Leachman with strep throat but hey, she's taking on NY with only a pair of dogs and some lip gloss.
Let's go get her. - 3
Cloverfield - The Creature
The director of "The Blair Witch Project" (fraud!) could take some notes from this beauty of a self-filmed flick. I didn't get motion sickness once.
According to rumor (and a lot of people with basements) this beasty was only an infant with an enormous grudge because it was interrupted during lunch time.
I can empathize to a point. Something tells me New Yorkers should be more tolerant to breast-feeding mothers. -
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Dreamcatcher - Mr. Gray
Red pooh.
I really can't comment further. I'm looking for my bottle of pepto-bismol. - 5
Eve
I could say this movie is awesome because of special affects.
I could say this movie is awesome because of scientific value.
I could say this movie is awesome because of its originality.
But the truth is, Natasha Henstridge is freaking hot all h**l and this movie is all about her.
With as many sex-deprived geeks as there are out there, I was still unable to find a single upload of this movie on youtube. So use the link below and enjoy.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/577460/species_movie_clip/ )
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10 Most Badass Aliens in Film History at 8/07/2009 4:56 PM
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