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Renn Faire Wedding«»Let's start off on the right hoof.
Ah, the wedding of Torack the Troll and the Fairy; 'twas quite magickal.
If you are going to do the whole Renn Faire thing, learn an accent that doesn't sound straight out of an Alabama filling station...
Also, here's a note when writing your wedding vows: don't give a shout-out to the other hearty wenches in the crowd.
Please notice how the woman's face is hidden (displaying the mercy of her husband-elect) throughout the entire ceremony.
Also, never EVER mention your ex-wife in your wedding vows.
On top of that don't you want to get married when you look your BEST? But then again, maybe this is his best.
Look, I love mead and turkey legs (which by the way... are native to North America - woop woop) as much as the next guy, but c'mon, folks, there's obviously a time and a place... a long, long time ago in a place that doesn't exist.l< << PREV 1 of 10 NEXT >>
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