10 Reasons Life is One Big Chore Anything
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10 Reasons Life is One Big Chore

Chores suck, but some things are unavoidable. From relationships to dental hygiene here's a list of time sucking chores that all just have to be dealt with. Ugh, I'm going to go clean my robot.

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    Wanna live, you have to take care of your body. A good work out is likely to keep most organs running smooth. The good thing is sex burns almost as many calories as a trip to the gym. So hit the bedroom and stay healthy.

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    You're parents were right, you have to pick up after yourself. It's not just about appearances. Filth build-up attracts more rats and roaches then a Banker's convention in Vegas. Look, it's so easy even a kid can do it. Just do it. You filthy, filthy bastards.

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    When you're a drunk keeping the liquor cabinet stocked is a chore and expensive. Thank god for store brand Vodka. You could always make your own vodka still, but if you were that determined you'd probably be drinking less.

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    Credit Rating

    You can't even buy a cell phone let alone a house with bad credit. Well you used to be able to buy house with s**tty credit but those days are long gone. Most people don't realize your credit rating is like a men's room at a local bar where the bar tenders look like the chicks they take home. Companies can just write s**t on the walls and you'll never know it's there. Forgot to pay that bill years ago, it's likely on there. Some marks may actually be a mistake and it's up to you to maintain it and fix it.

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    Regular relationships are hard enough, but when you're dating a headcase just for the great head, you have to make sure she doesn't go Bobbit on you or make doggie treats out of your cuddly little canine that she's probably jealous of (because she crazy). Be forewarned, brothers (and sisters).

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    Most people forget that when you get a car you have to maintain it. The longer you've had it, the more visits to the shop it's likely to need. Run out of oil and the engine will work about as well as our economy. Don't keep the tires inflated they'll blow like the US real estate bubble. I've got economy jokes all night, ladies....Ladies?

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