Nothing made the world take notice of Shannon Elizabeth quite like her laying on a bed topless masturbating to a girlie magazine. What can we say, as America, it's difficult to miss.
But something about the Broken-English speaking girl from "Jeem's" English class was so irresistible that they brought her back for the Sequel!
Monique - Better Off Dead
While other girls on this list (like Nadia) makes us want to have sex. Monique was the one that made us all want to fall in love, and nothing is sexier than that.
Monique is adorable, friendly, funny, good with cars, loves baseball and is great at Skiing. Also, she doesn't mind listening to you complain about your ex (Beth).
She's impressed by the saxophone to the point of an adorable smile.
****t, just writing this makes me want to quit my job and fly to France.
Piper Perabo - She Gets What She Wants
Piper Perabo is hot.
Exhibit B... DO we really need to show you exhibit B? Alright, fine. Exhibit B is the movie Lost and Delirious, where Piper spends the whole movie making out with and having sex with another girl while Mischa Barton sleeps next to them. I know, I know, it's too much. Too much awesome. You can cry. It's okay
Anyway, in She Gets What She Wants (AKA Slap Her She's French, the working title of the film) Piper plays a French foreign exchange student that starts taking over her host family's daughter's life. From her spot on the cheerleading squad to her boyfriend. Texas + Cheerleading + Hot foreign exchange student = Win.Here's the trailer for She Gets What She Wants, where Piper Parabo... well...
Naked Foreign Exchange Student - Not Another Teen Movie
Okay, so NFES was barely in Not Another Teen Movie (the last of the barable parodies), but who cares? She 100% not only makes this list, but is one of the hottest girls to ever play a foreign exchange student.
Also, she had absolutely perfect boobs (more so than any other exchange student on the list, arguably, feel free to argue) and was so hot that she was cast in a movie where her ONLY ROLE WAS TO BE NAKED. Casting for that must've been great. Come to think of it, casting for that must've been EPIC.
I need to change careers.
Here's the trailer for Not Another Teen Movie, just as a quick refresh to how all those parodies started and why their last Dance Flick didn't get what is exactly a "wide release"
Speaking of wide release...