10 worst game levels By ReveDuJour  [17 more lists]

Never has a game dragged out its ending like this game. It goes on and on and on and, you get the idea. Spoilers ahead (obviously): The game pulls every s**tty trick in the book. Based on some really unclear choices it takes can take away you’re best character (Damn you Morrigan, I’ll give you a demon baby if you come back) then later makes you play with the characters you didn’t choose to take on the main mission. You know, the ones you never take in your party and therefore have no good weapons or equipment and don’t work well together. You then fight one final boss after another between waves of identical enemies through identical looking levels thinking you can’t wait for the game to end. It never does. At the end of time, after all the stars have gone out and the universe grows cold there will be a single PC running Dragons Age with the last representative of humanity thinking to herself, “I must be near the end now”.

Oh man, where to start. Any level that looks like a series of sphincters better not be full of s**t, but this one is. FPS games are at their best when you’re weapons feel powerful and you feel like a hero. In this level you’re weapons do nothing but tickle these enemies, and when the enemies look like cling-ons inside an anus you wonder what issues the developers were dealing with when they designed this. All the fun of Halo is taken away as you blast hordes of scuttling rectum-dwellers instead of awesome alien warriors. Eventually you get pissed off and try to run past them. The level is long, but you finally reach the end where you realise……you have to go back out the same way. This time there’s more of the enemies too. This is easily the number 1 worst level of all time.

Sure, fighting the greatest martial artists from around the world is cool, but what I really want to face is a giant robot crab that looks like its made out of meccano. Hopefully I have to constantly sidestep around it like a lonely loser attending a dance class for the first time. Maybe it could have a giant health bar and missiles that make it stupidly hard to beat while simultaneously teaching me none of the skills I need to learn to get good at the game. Bravo Namco, you’ve done it again!