10 Worst Movie Fathers Ever

If ever a filmed accurately portrayed a father as a dead-beat dad, The Passion Of The Christ did just that. The dude was a no-show throughout. He slept-in when his son was betrayed. He avoided showing his face at his boy’s last supper. He snoozed through his being crucified. He even stayed in bed while his son asked him to forgive those who were killing him. What a jerk!

A dad who fantasizes about doing the dirty double duty with little boys is disgusting enough…when he fantasizes about shooting and killing happy people, then roofies the living daylights out of the friend of his little boy and leaves him waking up the next day saying, "I have blood in my BM" though…vomit!

You’re a writer who’s offered a temp job house-sitting at a gigantic, snow-buried hotel through the deep, dark winter. What do you do? Take the gig and bring your wife and kids with you! All you need is your typewriter, some clean undies and a big-wheel so the kid can cruise the halls and encounter ghosts who possess him, Way to go, dad…

Poor Luke Skywalker. Dude goes through life working on all things good and nice. Like an inter-galactic monk or something, he cruises the galaxy, fighting off the ultimate evil, only to eventually get his hand cut off then learn that the spawner of all evil itself, the person who gave him a handectomy is, of all people, his father! Talk about tough love, y’all!

Mad scientists typically live their lives alone among beakers and test tubes. Wayne Szalinski somehow broke all barriers when he married then got laid enough times by his wife to produce some children. He was doing so good – that is – until he got careless and ultimately shrunk his kids to a size smaller than a blade of grass. What’s worse is that he went on to see another day and lead his children in to a sequel…