Double-bolted for extra safety
Good news, ladies. Good news.
Women need skeletons on the outside, too
Certainly, the first thing I think of when I look at this image is the word "Comfort". But, hey! Look here: "It is a proper and comfortable brace for fat people. A large abdomen is often reduced a few inches a month as a result of relief afforded by the brace to the stretched and overloaded muscles." I did not know that! You can lose weight by wearing something that holds your fat in? Not that I'm not sure that, even back in 1908, people with back pain might need something to help hold it all together... but it actually burns fat too! And for only $1.89, ladies!
I assume that, if for some unimaginable reason, this didn't fit in your bathroom, you could maybe put it in the middle of the living room?
A series of tubes...
Yeah, people were hard of hearing back in the day, too. I don't begrudge anyone the need to hear what's being said. However, the title "Conversation Tubes" is completely awesome. And I need to find a way to work that into normal conversation. Or maybe name my band that. If I had a band. But maybe I will start one just for that.
The fake watch-chain really finishes it off
I can't even tell you how much I wish I could make one of my kids wear this. I'm pretty sure I'm never going to stop imagining that. Also: this outfit has a whistle attached by a cord that you can put in your breastpocket. And pearl buttons. Pearl. Buttons.
items 1 - 5 of 11
today on Ranker
start a list with results
close sorting window
use the search box to filter your list