Worth its weight in ruffles alone
The style and value of this pattern at $1.98 will be readily appreciated by you. Indeed. I find myself already appreciating the frank and practical tone of the marketing copy, and so I am sure I will also love the hat. Although I do like a few more flowers on my hats, the value of this one is readily appreciated by me.
I am. I'm afraid.
Is the dog afraid? He kind of looks worried. Are they asking us if we are afraid? Or are they asking us which one of the two animals is more afraid? The kitten IS pretty scary, frankly... its eyes are all askew. Do we write down the answer in the provided notebook? Is there an address where we can send our answer?
A Very Important Question
Well, I don't know about you, but my cows are purely decorative.
Reaching the upper limits of fancy
This thing looks fancy AND durable. I'm sure you would have no problem getting it through airport security. (Joke! I know they didn't have airport security in 1908... you could just walk through and still leave your shoes on in those days) I still see a few places where they didn't tack on enough frippery. They just weren't trying hard enough.
For the Gigantism sufferer you've lost
This is actually kind of expensive. One would hope that if you had lost a loved one, you would not want them represented by that giant-headed George Washington-esque figure lying in front of a lollipop.
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