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12 Things We Hate About Disneyland
Back in the days of lore, a visionary named Walt Disney created Disneyland. Little did he know what a pain in the ass it would become.
While our parents regale us with stories of E-Tickets, Mule Trains and $5 admissions, we have a more bitter view of what this park has really turned into.
Beginning with Eisner and continuing with the powers that be, this park is no longer The Happiest Place on Earth. It's not even The Second Happiest Place on Earth. It's now The Most Expensive Place on Earth.
Should you decide to beat the pavement with Mickey and Minnie, prepare to lose your wallet.
Your soul. Your SANITY.
While our parents regale us with stories of E-Tickets, Mule Trains and $5 admissions, we have a more bitter view of what this park has really turned into.
Beginning with Eisner and continuing with the powers that be, this park is no longer The Happiest Place on Earth. It's not even The Second Happiest Place on Earth. It's now The Most Expensive Place on Earth.
Should you decide to beat the pavement with Mickey and Minnie, prepare to lose your wallet.
Your soul. Your SANITY.
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12 Things We Hate About Disneyland at 1/21/2013 1:30 AM
12 Things We Hate About Disneyland at 5/11/2012 4:30 AM
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12 Things We Hate About Disneyland at 4/02/2012 2:26 PM
The things listed about Disneyland is common in many places that attract crowds and in numerous places I have visited and some are 20 times worse than what I have read here in my opinion. But as I said before some things stated here are out of Disney's control and shouldn't be a reason to hate the park or company, it's the tourists and their stupidity. Also a lot of these points can be found ANYWHERE where tourists flock, not just Disneyland
12 Things We Hate About Disneyland at 4/02/2012 1:17 AM
btw you can't "sneak in" food to Disneyland because they actually let you.
And try saving your money by getting the smallest pass.
Also, why not go during non-peak seasons?
Has any of that ever occurred to you? You're just grumpy because you don't know how Disneyland works.
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12 Things We Hate About Disneyland at 2/15/2010 12:01 PM
and have you seen the ridiculous dragon for fantasmic - the park SUCKS!!!
12 Things We Hate About Disneyland at 1/06/2010 1:11 AM
But for f*ture reference, please do not call cast members idiots. Believe me, with all due respect, you were probably number 1,003,342,483 in a long line of people with the same problem. Odds are, their boss told them to say that to you.
The Price of Admission at 11/18/2009 10:59 AM
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12 Things We Hate About Disneyland at 9/13/2009 7:33 AM
Ironically, I'm going today....wish me luck!