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13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time

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From getting their police car stolen while making an arrest, to driving through walls, tazing old women, leaving their post to meet 3 foot tall porn stars to arresting an 8 year old autistic girl, here are the 13 most epic police FAILs of all time (that don't involve accidentally shooting someone). In the real world, you better HOPE they never "come for you".

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  1. 13

    Police Rough Up, Break Arm of 65 Year Old Woman

    Click here for the news report on this ridiculous story, including the broken arm of the poor old woman (who seems really sweet and nice and all, but kind of looks like the mom from The Naked Gun 33 1/3 movie).

    When trying to serve a man named Salvador Rivas with a bench warrant after he failed to show up to court for a misdemeanor offense, the officers (dressed in plain clothes) showed up to their door as yard workers (really smart). The old woman answered the door for some other officers throughout the day after they asked if she needed anyone to cut her grass.

    After she said no a few times, the officers just pushed their way in (in plain clothes), breaking her arm in the process.

    The old woman and the man being served (who apparently still lives with his mom) thought it was a home invasion and was terrified.
  2. 12

    Police Arrest 8 Year Old Autistic Girl

    After an 8 year old autistic girl was being handled by pretty much the dumbest school in the dumbest district in the world, she got arrested. How?

    Well, first, she was not allowed to go to a party due to her condition and was made to stay in a room guarded by two adults, held PRISONER, even.

    After she tried to leave, confused and scared about having GUARDS there for her (in her condition), she was held down and the genius principal of the school decided he/she didn't want to deal with the situation like a rational adult and... you guessed it, called the police. Just over a child's tantrum.

    Now, much like a noise complaint from a stupid neighbor, police are smart enough to know not to handle certain situations with as much gravity as the public might put on them right?

    WRONG.

    The police officers actually took her to a juvenile holding facility. Finally a prosecutor (when are they EVER the good guys?) convinced people not to file any charges and she was then quickly released to her parents.

    Check out the picture to the left of what the little girl looked like. Thank GOD the police were there. Bullet. Effectively. Dodged.

    Read the full story here
  3. 11

    Swat Executes Family Dog With Children Present

    Cop 1: Think we get to shoot something this time?
    Cop 2: I'm shooting the first thing I see.
    Cop 1: Look a doggie!
    ***Pop, dog whimpers, pop pop pop***
    Cop 2: What you thought I was kidding, just be happy I didn't see the kid first.
  4. 10

    Police Taze, Terrorize 86 Year Old Grandmother

    What's more terrifying than the worst horror movie monster you have ever seen?

    An 86 Year-Old woman who sleeps with a knife under her pillow.

    At least that's what police officers in El Reno, Oklahoma think.

    Police tased her, cuffed her and then put her in a psych ward for 3 days. Why?

    Well, her grandson was really concerned, so he called 911 for people to come to take care of her.

    Police: "Oh, we'll TAKE CARE of her, alright!"

    So naturally, when police bust into her house, she took out a knife and threatened to kill an officer. Instead of diffusing the situation or realizing that, hey, almost 90 year old women are maybe not alllll there, this GROUP, yes GROUP of police "men" tazed her twice.

    Her grandson yelled "don't taze my granny" ... they did it twice.
  5. 9

    Officer Pursues His Own Car

    Officer: So uhm do you know why I pulled you over.
    Driver: Uhm... no, but dude where's your car?
    Officer: S&%t, F@$k, damn it!

    After pulling a guy over for a very minor traffic violation, a police officer forgets to turn of his car on an incline and ends up losing the car to gravity/the street as he is trying to give the guy he pulled over a ticket.

    The chase of his own car afterwards is amazing and almost deserves the Benny Hill theme to run over it.

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  1. Quinton Toya
    13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 10/24/2012 4:30 PM
    Very proud of ya for writing about fails
  2. Jeffry Wojner
    13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 8/11/2012 3:30 AM
    Well you sure wrote about Funny Police Videos
  3. feiyalin
    13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 5/25/2012 8:07 PM
    Louis Vuitton Damier Azur Canvas. However, despite the fondness for a body pillow, most aren't quite aware of just how many variations there are.
  4. feiyalin
    13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 5/25/2012 8:06 PM
    The Japanese kitchen knife called santokus are most notable for holding this design. Invest in a few sets of rechargeable batteries (to have a set ready at all times) and a good charger and save yourself some time and money. It can help manage your time.
  5. victoria
    13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 3/17/2011 8:31 AM
    ummmmmmm.....my school block u,b/c they're gay....
  6. Earl
    Swat Executes Family Dog With Children Present at 9/27/2010 10:50 AM
    Don't deal drugs dips**t
  7. JBB
    Bad Shortcut at 9/06/2010 4:29 PM
    Actually the steering failed on this vehicle and he couldnt turn at all and it happened soo suddenly there wasnt time to stop the car properly
  8. sharp1958
    13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 8/11/2010 10:44 PM
    When the lady pointed at the cops, she should have been shot. If she had a real gun, they could be dead. I know they did not want to see anyone hurt, but it was her choice.
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  13. skylesj101
    13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 8/10/2010 6:02 PM
    I was a member of the Teamster Union now the police are Teamster! THEY can"t get Fired it one BIG BROTHER HOOD.....
  14. Felix
    13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 8/02/2010 4:28 PM
    Dude, are you freaking kidding me? Where the h**l is the vid of the cop who shoots himself in the leg during an elementary school's safety presentation?!?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0 That tops all of this other c**p without breaking a sweat.
    1. victoria
      13 Most Epic Police FAILS of All Time at 3/17/2011 8:32 AM
      thats scary....but funny as h**l!

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