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The Fab 5 Texas High School CheerleadersThe Fab 5 Texas cheerleaders. This story was so famous that the girls have a nickname. You could almost make an entire TV show based around them about a superteam of agile teenage hotties.
A group of high school cheerleaders from a small town in Texas decided it would be funny to replicate an installment of "Girls Gone Wild" and, fulfilling every childhood dream the guys at that school had ever had, they did.
These girls happened to get in a limo, and then filmed themselves getting blackout, sloppily drunk because c'mon, what could go wrong?
Other instances of their display of debauchery included making sexual poses, and playing with a candle that happened to be shaped like a penis, (why would they make those?) and video taping themselves buying condoms. Here are some pictures of the girls.
In order to incriminate themselves more, they decided to post those videos on YouTube, and the pictures on their Myspaces -- which shows you just how long ago this happened.
The district received a lot of flak for what happened because the girls displayed their videos and pictures all over the Internet at various websites -- making them, of course, viral.
Best thing yet is nothing happened to these girls. The parents and the principal failed to adequately punish these bad girls for what they did (*must... resist... S&M... joke*.)
The community was enraged by this, and finally the superintendent had to lay down the law on the school principal by firing him because these are lascivious pictures, SOMEBODY has to get in trouble. His reasoning for firing the principal was his lack of principles -- see what I did there? I'll be here all week, tip your bartenders.
They even made a movie about the whole ordeal, only in the movie the girls looked like celebrities.
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North Carolina Panthers CheerleadersWhenever anyone thinks Cheerleader sex scandal, you would assume it's between a cheerleader and some really good looking guy. However, I think these two North Carolina Cheerleaders were really thinking out of the box (or, you know, [insert extremely obvious Lesbian sex joke.)
Whenever you consume an unhealthy amount of alcohol, you are obligated by law to use the bathroom as many times as the amount of tequila shots you took. This is a rule of life. Learn it well.
A lot of times people want to be using that bathroom, well imagine that you couldn't because someone was in there for an inordinate amount of time. Now, imagine that someone was a pair of North Carolina cheerleaders having hot lesbian sex.
Yes, this actually happened. And it's awesome.
That's exactly what happened in Tampa, Florida when eager patrons of the popular bar "Banana Joes" were patiently waiting for the bathroom. Soon after, bar goers would complain about the wait for the bathroom, when they should have been complaining about the lack of windows and cameras in the bathroom itself.
That's not where the story ends. They would come out of the bathroom causing a ruckus in the bar, where one of the cheerleaders would be convicted of Battery -- showing once and for all the fundamental difference between men and women after sex (for men, see "coma victims" in your local encyclopedia.)
The pair would be ejected from the team for "violating their code of conduct" meaning that, apparently, providing mind-material for little boys (and grown men) for years to come is not part of their "code of conduct."
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Hot University of Indiana Shows Off Her Body, Poor Decision Making SkillsA girl from the University of Indiana cheerleading team has taken nude photos of herself. In other news, we now have a black president and apparently the sky is "blue." I know... I know.
So her ex boyfriend (and by ex boyfriend, she probably meant herself while she was drunk) posted a lot of these saucy, scandalous "pics" on the internet -- which I'm sure came as a shock to everyone involved.
After the incident, she was harassed so badly, though that she had to move out of California to pursue other "interests." Alright, this one isn't as interesting, but it just goes to drive the final nail in the coffin of the lesson to be learned here:
If you are a cheerleader ANYWHERE, DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND SEND THEM TO GUYS.
It hurts to say it, and I can't I did, but this is getting pretty damn ridiculous.
On the other hand, dudes could just be less douchey and actually keep the pictures to themselves.
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Sacramento Kings Cheerleaders Prove That They're Not RoyaltyGeez, the Sacramento Kings seem to win about as much as their cheerleaders can keep their clothes on (read: never.) This is yet another story of cheerleaders just being, well, cheerleaders -- dancing around in close to nothing, enthusiastically, while wanting everyone to see it all.
Pictures were circulating throughout the Internet on one of the nights the girls decided to go out, which is pretty much any guy's dream if you know these chicks (or enjoy looking at ""hot women."") Naturally, these pictures weren't your normal "Facebook" fare, but more so the kind of stuff that you find in all those amateur sites that exist nowadays.
A lesson to note: cameras are always a terrible idea and crazy pictures will always make it so that these girls' poor fathers can never pleasure themselves to internet porn without worrying they might run into pictures of their daughters. It's a sad day in America when a man can't enjoy the wonderful, shame-inducing solace of internet porn.
Some of the crazy pictures they took involved their cheerleading uniforms so, naturally, the owners of the Kings were pissed.
Administrators decided that they would handle it "internally." And nothing (except the pictures) ever really went public.
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Another Arizona State Pajama PartyOnce again, ASU decides to appear in this list and prove that next to stripper pole classes, going to this college is pretty much greatest thing any girl can do for their higher level education.
Six ASU cheerleaders that happened to be allergic to clothing took scandalous pictures of themselves in their underwear, and of course, put them on the internet because if you're in college, have a great body and take risque pictures, this is what you, as evolution has dictated, must do. It's in their nature -- it's science.
The pictures floated around the Internet for around two years until they caught the eye of school officials -- most likely while in a compromising position ("Hey! That's a student of... mine... oh...")
Since two years had passed, only two of the six cheerleaders that were in that picture still attended Arizona State University.
Administrators could have just suspended the two cheerleaders, but they decided to suspend the whole cheer leading team... ouch. And "OW!"
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