Here's a list of songs which meanings we miss because we either don't listen to lyrics properly or we just take the song at face value, ignoring any origins or intent of the artist. Or we just don't know the lyrics to anything. Then, one day, your world breaks down. Everything you knew and loved turns out to be a lie because that song which you thought was innocent and sweet is actually about slaughtering kittens or marrying dogs or something of the like. Although none of these songs are actually about those things, you get the idea. Enjoy. I hope the truth to these song lyrics isn't too damaging.
I love telling people what this song is about, and now, you will too. The greatest part is seeing unsuspecting singers choose it for karaoke and balk at the lyrics as they appear on the screen. Somehow we don't know typically understand what this song is about, even though the story is right in the lyrics. It's used in some daytime TV commercials and places all around in this fun, light-hearted manner when it is quite literally a song about slave rape.
There's no metaphor, no euphemism.
The lyrics tell you straight that this song isn't a love tribute to a beloved African American woman and it is most definitely not something about the sweetener that brings us all chocolate chip cookies.
The song is about white plantation owners raping their African slaves.
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields Sold in a market down in New Orleans Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright Hear him with the women just around midnight. Ah, brown sugar how come you taste so good? Brown sugar, just like a young girl should
So not only is it about slave rape here, but about the kind done to young girls.
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot, Lady of the house wonderin where it's gonna stop. House boy knows he's doin alright. You should have heard him just around midnight.
So when the plantation owner's wife finds out about what's happening she's appalled, not being able to wait for it to stop. For some reason another one of the house hands appreciates/enjoys this whole thing, too.
It's one twisted, insane song to be the opening track for the album Sticky Fingers. In a Rolling Stone interview (get it?!) Jagger said: "God knows what I'm on about on that song... All the nasty subjects in one go... I would never write that song now... I'd think 'Oh God, I can't. I've got to stop. I can't just write raw like that."
Just like a proper English gentleman should. It's interesting that Mick Jagger has almost gotten to old for himself.
So next time you see someone singing this happily at karaoke, watch out for a nearby Klan rally.
Here's a fun, lighthearted commercial starring this wonderful, wholesome song.
Armand Scritchfield 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 1/17/2013 11:30 PM
songs with dirty meanings , boys!
Lanah 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 6/01/2012 7:09 AM
What about "RELAX" by "Frankie goes to Hollywood"??? I certainly got a surprise when I got older and realized what that song was about!
"Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go do it, relax don't do it, when you wanna come! But shoot it in the right direction" (LOL, the funny thing is they used this song in Europe for a sun-tanning lotion commercial)
wsm2012 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 4/25/2012 3:09 PM
I would include "Dancing on the Ceiling" by Lionel Richie.
Phoenix59 Material Girl by Madonna at 3/21/2012 10:50 PM
Unequally "yolked"? What, you got shortchanged on your serving of eggs at breakfast? It's "yoked."
kgmf White Wedding by Billy Idol at 3/21/2012 10:03 PM
White Wedding is about getting back on cocaine after you've given it up.
AlisonMeyer 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/21/2012 9:55 AM
I suppose that Uncle Kracker's "Follow Me" and Liz Phair's "Why Can't I" didn't make the list because they lack staying power? Do any couples still pick those for their first dance after the wedding? Can I hope the answer is no?
Joel 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/20/2012 8:10 PM
White Wedding was actually a song to Billy's younger sister, who got married when she was pregnant, while Billy and his girlfriend (the ballerina in the video) did not approve. But Billy and her broke up soon after, and his sister is still happily married.
captainobvious2233 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/16/2012 6:37 AM
semi charmed life is about consumerism? have you even listened to the song? cocaine, crystal meth, shrooms/lsd... yea, consuming lots of drugs.
dbeierl White Wedding by Billy Idol at 3/12/2012 6:17 PM
Watching the video, I think the song is even more sinister than that. I don't think it's a note of optimism at the end, rather one of relentless captivity. Notice who puts the ring on her finger, and the blood. I think the whole thing is utterly creepy.
JPWKeeper 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/08/2012 10:53 AM
I can't believe She-bop wasn't on this list. Everyone I talk to about the real meaning of that song spews whatever they were drinking out of their nose.
Chris Chiesa 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/05/2012 12:24 PM
I'm surprised not to see _Greased Lightning_ from, the movie/musical _Grease_. People think it's a "fun" song, a children's song even, because it's upbeat and "about a car."
But if you listen to the lyrics, you find: "You are supreme / the chicks'll cream / for Grease Lightning;" "You know that ain't no s**t / we'll be gettin' lotsa tit / in Greased Lightning;" "You know that I ain't braggin' / she's a real p***y wagon / Greased Lightning."
I've seen this song being played as the background music for a wagonload of elementary-school children in a small-town parade -- talk about not doing your research!
yyy222kkk 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/03/2012 3:44 AM
Puff the magic dragon was about smoking pot, made funny kids cartoons knowing this.
mikeyisawesome1 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/02/2012 12:16 PM
Great list, but I was wondering about the song Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley. What is the real meaning behind that song?
155 Debscala 13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/01/2012 7:05 AM
Like you wouldn't rape your slaves. Please.
Benjamin Dunn My Sharona by The Knack at 2/29/2012 10:53 AM
I like the Weird Al one better.
Reilcan Jones There She Goes by Sixpence Nonethericher at 2/29/2012 10:32 AM
You should have used The La's original, much better than that cover.
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13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 1/17/2013 11:30 PM
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 6/01/2012 7:09 AM
"Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go do it, relax don't do it, when you wanna come! But shoot it in the right direction" (LOL, the funny thing is they used this song in Europe for a sun-tanning lotion commercial)
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 4/25/2012 3:09 PM
Material Girl by Madonna at 3/21/2012 10:50 PM
White Wedding by Billy Idol at 3/21/2012 10:03 PM
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/21/2012 9:55 AM
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/20/2012 8:10 PM
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/16/2012 6:37 AM
White Wedding by Billy Idol at 3/12/2012 6:17 PM
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/08/2012 10:53 AM
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/05/2012 12:24 PM
But if you listen to the lyrics, you find: "You are supreme / the chicks'll cream / for Grease Lightning;" "You know that ain't no s**t / we'll be gettin' lotsa tit / in Greased Lightning;" "You know that I ain't braggin' / she's a real p***y wagon / Greased Lightning."
I've seen this song being played as the background music for a wagonload of elementary-school children in a small-town parade -- talk about not doing your research!
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/03/2012 3:44 AM
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/02/2012 12:16 PM
13 Songs That Don't Mean What You Think They Do at 3/01/2012 7:05 AM
My Sharona by The Knack at 2/29/2012 10:53 AM
There She Goes by Sixpence Nonethericher at 2/29/2012 10:32 AM