14 Amazing (And Sometimes Dangerous) Uses For Underwear Anything
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14 Amazing (And Sometimes Dangerous) Uses For Underwear

Underwear comes in two flavors: “sexy” and “comfortable.” Well, I guess that’s not technically true, because the sexy underwear can come in all kinds of crazy flavors (like rootbeer!), depending on what kind of stuff you find sexy (like rootbeer!).
Anyway, the point is people don’t generally expect your underwear to attack you, because what a terrible world that would be, right? I’m sorry to tell you that that terrible world is our own, and that our underwear attacks us all the time.
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    Just Sticking it In Their Face

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    Oddly enough, this is the only one involving poop. I figured I’d get it out of the way because poop is kind of a trite source for humor and I try to avoid it in this kind of thing. Basically, this is a disclaimer: I’m about to talk about poop for a bit, but I promise that’s it, there will be no more poop in this article.

    In Gainesville Florida, Johnny Broestler knocked on Wade Liddell’s camper, demanding money for their landlord. When Liddel began to argue, Broestler grabbed some of Liddel’s poop-filled underwear from a nearby hamper and shoved it in his face. Liddell retaliated by pushing the poop back in Broestler’s face and calling the cops. When the cops showed up both men had poop all over them.

    “When the cops came by, he was still covered with the poop,” Liddell told an actual journalist, who actually wrote that down and published it in an article.
    Let’s not go into why Liddell had poop filled underwear just lying around his camper, because there’s probably a perfectly reasonable explanation that will ruin it for everyone. Let’s just enjoy this poop humor for a second. Okay, we’re done.

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