2 Guns Movie Quotes

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"2 Guns" movie quotes bring the action and the laughs as two unlikely special agents are forced to work together. The film, which was directed by Baltasar Kormakur, was adapted into a screenplay by Blake Masters based off of the comic book series of the same name by Steven Grant. "2 Guns" opened in theaters in the United States on August 2, 2013.

In "2 Guns," DEA Agent Bobby Trench (Denzel Washington) and NCIS Agent Marcus Stigman (Mark Wahlberg) work together to rob a mob bank with each thinking that they are doing the job undercover to bust the other one. Soon however they discover that the other is a special agent and that they've both been set up by their respective agencies, who have since disowned the agents. This leaves Trench and Stigman in an awkward situation where they're not only on the run from their agencies but also from the mob whose money they stole.

Despite being polar opposites of one another, Trench and Stigman are forced to work together to keep both of their selves safe. Their relationships has some bumps but with a common goal of returning the mob money and staying alive, they find some common ground along the way. Paula Patton, James Marsden, Bill Paxton and Edward James Olmos all co-star in the action-comedy movie.

"2 Guns" joins an already busy summer 2013 movie season jam-packed with other films like "Blue Jasmine," "The Wolverine," "The To Do List," "Only God Forgives," "Girl Most Likely," "Red 2," "R.I.P.D.," "Pacific Rim," "Grown Ups 2," "The Lone Ranger," "Despicable Me 2," "The Heat," "White House Down," "World War Z," "Man of Steel," "This Is the End," and "Olympus Has Fallen."

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    It's a Saying Now

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    Bobby Trench: "You ever heard the saying, 'never rob a bank across from the diner that has the best donuts in three counties'?"
    Marcus Stigman: "That's not a saying."
    Bobby Trench: "Yes, it is."
    Marcus Stigman: "I get what you're saying but it's not a saying."
    Bobby Trench: "It is a saying."
    Marcus Stigman: "Okay"
    Bobby Trench: "It's a saying now."
    Bobby Trench: "Go! Everybody sit down on the floor!"
    Marcus Stigman: "Fire in the hole!"

    Both thinking they are working undercover to take the other down for the crime, DEA Agent Bobby Trench and NCIS Agent Marcus Stigman work together to rob a bank. They are however breaking what is, according to Bobby, a classic rule: Robbing the bank right near where the cops surely hang out.

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    Is That a Badge?

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    Marcus Stigman: "How much you figure?"
    Bobby Trench: "$40 million"
    Marcus Stigman: "40 million dollars?!"
    Bobby Trench: "But I got bad news for you"
    [Stigman shoots Trench]
    Marcus Stigman: "What is that?! Is that a badge in your hand? You're DEA? Well, I'm Special Forces."

    Following the bank robbery, Trench and Stigman take a look at their take out in the desert. Both however are shocked to learn that the other is also a law enforcement officer and that they've been set up.

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    Like We're Working Together

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    Bobby Trench: "The bank was a set-up. We gotta figure out whose money that was."
    Marcus Stigman: "What, like we're working together?"
    Bobby Trench: "No, not like we're working together."
    Marcus Stigman: "Yeah!"
    Bobby Trench: "No, like we're working in the same vicinity."
    Marcus Stigman: "Together"
    Bobby Trench: "In the same area code."
    Marcus Stigman: "Together"

    Bobby Trench might not want to work with Marcus Stigman but at this point he has few other options. Marcus Stigman on the other hand seems excitedly ready to partner up with Bobby Trench.

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    We'll Each Let Each Other Go

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    Bobby Trench: "Pull over!"
    Marcus Stigman: "Did you miss me?"

    Bobby Trench: "Alright, alright, on the count of three, we'll let each other go."
    Marcus Stigman: "Alright"
    Bobby Trench: "One, two, three"
    [Neither move]
    Marcus Stigman: "Now you're making me not be able to trust you."

    Knowing they are all alone in the world, Stigman and Trench meet back up with one another to try to bond together to save themselves. Their meeting however does not start out too smoothly.

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    Did You Know?

    Quince: "Petty Officer Marcus Stigman"
    Marcus Stigman: "You know Bobby Beans was DEA?"

    Deb: "Man, your boy Stig's a piece of work."
    Bobby Trench: "Did you know he was Special Forces?"
    Jessup: "You been out on this limb way too long."

    After Stigman and Trench learn that they've been set up, each go back to their respective agencies to try to figure out what's really going on. Neither however are met with any help.

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    We Have a Code

    Marcus Stigman: "You're my people and we have a code. You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you."

    It took a while, but Marcus Stigman and Bobby Trench come to an understanding. They're both the good guys and should work together for the greater good.

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    It Ain't Down There

    Earl: "Where's the money?"
    Bobby Trench: "It ain't down there. I can tell you that."

    Mob agent Earl brings Bobby Trench in to try to get the money back that Trench and Stigman stole. Earl puts his hand on Trench's crotch but unfortunately, that is not the secret hiding place of the cash.

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    Give Me the Keys

    Bobby Trench: "Give me the keys."
    Marcus Stigman: "You want them? Come get 'em!" [Puts the keys in his underwear]
    [Trench punches Stigman]
    Marcus Stigman: "Ow, man, that was uncalled for." [Drops the keys out his pants leg]
    Bobby Trench: "Give me the keys." [Shoots his gun near Stigman's foot]
    Marcus Stigman: "You saw that move coming?"
    Bobby Trench: "That's correct. Now, give me the keys."

    They may be now working together but that doesn't mean Marcus Stigman and Bobby Trench are going to play nice, as evidenced between this interaction.

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    Have I Properly Incentivized You?

    Earl: "Time's over. Have I properly incentivized you?"
    Bobby Trench: "More than you know"

    Earl shows Bobby Trench that he's captured Trench's love, Deb, and is holding her hostage until the money is returned. This puts Trench in quite the precarious situation.

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    What'd I Ever Do to You?

    Marcus Stigman: "What'd I ever do to you?"
    Bobby Trench: "Besides shooting me?"

    When they're hanging from their ankles, Marcus Stigman and Bobby Trench are forced to bond together for the safety of both of them. Some animosities however remain.

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    I Understand the Feeling

    Bobby Trench: "Who are they?"
    Marcus Stigman: "Well yesterday they said they were my family. Today they kind of want to kill me."
    Bobby Trench: "Yeah, I understand the feeling."

    After some time together, Bobby Trench and Marcus Stigman finally find a tiny bit of common ground. They're not quite on friend level yet but they're getting closer.

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    I Got a Plan

    Bobby Trench: "So, partner, what's your plan?"
    Marcus Stigman: "I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan."
    Bobby Trench: "I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it?"
    Marcus Stigman: "I'm working on it!"

    Marcus Stigman: "Screw it." [speeds away from cops in pursuit]
    Bobby Trench: "That was your plan?"
    Marcus Stigman: "No one expected it! You should have seen your face!"

    While Marcus Stigman might not have a plan as to how he and Bobby Trench will lose the cops that are currently following them, he does have enough sense to do something unexpected: Speed away from the cops.

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    24 Hours to Bring Me the Money

    Papi Greco: "You've got 24 hours to bring me the money."
    Bobby Trench: "After this is over I'm going to shoot you."

    Bobby Trench gets an ultimatum from mob boss Papi Greco to return the money in 24 hours or else. In return, Trench gives Papi Greco some choice words of his own.

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    You Said I Could Drop By

    Deb: "You kidnapped a drug kingpin and you tied him up in my garage!"
    Bobby Trench: "You said I could drop by anytime."

    When Deb said that Bobby Trench could drop by anytime, him coming over and tying up a drug kingpin in her garage is not quite what she meant.

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