Nicole "Coco" Austin: Ice-T's wife, model, actress, internet personality, and owner of one of the most epic butts on the face of the earth recently had a much-publicized chat with fans of her Coco booty. So in honor of Coco's (butt) internet address, here are the 20 greatest Coco ass pictures/Coco butt pictures ever taken, along with links to larger high-res pics and galleries. Enjoy.
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36 people just voted on The Fantastic Two
Spider-Man, Captain America, Iron Man, The Fantastic Four, Coco Austin's Butt... all overwhelmingly awesome figures that have at one point overlooked the New York City skyline like in this picture below and not only conquered it, but saved it on various occasions.
Click here for the most heroic picture of absolutely anyone's butt you will ever see. The fact that she's touching her butt the way she is kind of makes it feel like she's doing it to push herself forward since her butt is most likely trying to knock her down. So this is Coco VS. Her Butt... who will win?
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50 people just voted on Ed Hard-Body
Always keeping with the times, Coco's shown here wearing an Ed Hardy-esque shirt and is shown doing what looks like sitting. Sitting for her must be the most wonderful, comfortable experience as all the cushion displayed in this picture, and the inhumanly trim, perfect legs that fit like gloves into her stockings, should settle comfortably on just about any surface.
Click here for the full-size image of this great moment in butt history
Also, from the same shoot Click here for a picture of her bending over and flexing those side muscles that could probably help her lift a car
Aaaand the splits, for all you gymnastics fans out there.
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48 people just voted on How Many Squats She Must Do...
4,000. Every day. Science has spoken and it says that she must do about 4,000 squats every day to not only keep that figure, but to be able to hold that position for so long in almost every shoot she does.
Wearing what we like to call a "cat's cradle" bikini, here she is with long wavy hair and a cute side part once again having trouble getting into a car.
Click here for the full-size image of Coco looking like a lickable candy-cane
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30 people just voted on And Nobody Ever Washed That Seat Again...
Just to make sure that absolutely nobody ever washed that seat again, Coco did some vehicle modeling and decided to pose with a beautiful blue motorcycle while wearing yellow, showing once and for all that blue and gold are two beautiful, beautiful colors.
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41 people just voted on Those Round, Wonderful, Shiny... Rims
The first time I saw this, I had to squint to see if she was wearing anything on her bottom half. Once I saw the dental-floss-sized bikini "bottom", it was hard not to imagine the car's POV, but then realized that we, the audience, really have the best angle. Her butt, which seems to have its own gravitational pull, is keeping her afloat in this picture and all of us happy.
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10 people just voted on Caution All Ye Who Dare Enter
Symbolically, this is the most apt, appropriate and kind picture to the viewer. Not only is she in the perfect looking back position, but she's wearing ONLY caution tape. With a butt like hers, you wouldn't know where to start. Imagine yourself at 7 years old, let loose in the biggest toystore in the world and you could have absolutely everything in it... where would YOU start?... exactly.
This caution tape isn't a joke or a cool, industrial art-piece, it is a fair warning for anyone trying to imagine starting to try with her. Good luck, friends, and let your instincts guide you.
Click here for THE cautionary image of our generation.
From the same set, Coco washing off the day
Coco assuming the BEST. POSITION. EVER. and not making an ass out of u OR me!
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7 people just voted on 90s-Style Netting For The WIN
Remember the 90s, when everyone was into white netting and sandy beaches? Well, Coco brings this back in this particular picture where we again see her in a compromising position.
After making a career out of sitting, standing and/or posing like this, we have decided that Coco probably has the best peripheral vision out of any working model in the entertainment industry.