Osama Bin Laden
George Bush"Kids, don't believe a word he's saying." Parents probably passed that instruction on to their children during every presidential speech for fear of grammar dysfunction. Of course, there are all sorts of other dysfunctions to worry about as well but the War on Iraq doesn't do much for a pretty childhood. Or a pretty adulthood.
Paris HiltonThere should be an entire book on Paris Hilton's screwups but it'd be in constant production. Where to begin...Sex tape? Ugly mug shot? Stupid catchphrases? The only thing that's hot about this heiress is her bank account and comedy spoofs--oh wait, those are movies?
Heidi MontagThe mere idea that Heidi thinks she can sing and dance is enough to infuriate anyone with a little bit of talent. Her performance at the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant was horrifying and her cheesy photo sessions with Spencer are plain disgusting. The only thing she's got are her boobs and nose, and even that was handed over to her with a scalpel.
- 6It was good vs. evil when Kanye messed with Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs. After massive hate tweets (our favorite being Katy Perry's "It's like you stepped on a kitten" one), Kanye's popularity dwindled down to two: himself and his bald headed girlfriend, Amber Rose. Once Lady Gaga decided to do a solo tour without him, it became official: anybody who dons shutter shades should be left in the dust.
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