2009's Top Reality TV Stars Who Are Idiots By G_Rubis  [20 more lists]

Can this guy be anymore disliked? I really don't know what the whole fuss is about... I haven't actually heard anything about him, at ALL... He seems pretty elusive... BUT, I do know that he still wears Ed Hardy... So, I get why people are upset...

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag... Or, the Pratt family... From "The Hills," to "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here," these two married fame whores have been playing us viewers... and playing us very well. We all know a few facts: 1. No one really likes them... 2. They don't seem to really offer anything lucrative, special, or worth tuning in for... 3. They know that we know this, and they strum these facts like a guitar that only bangs out platinum hits!! This sideshow purposefully pisses us off, publicly spices up interviews, makes outrageous claims, and you know what? Congrats to them! We take the bait!! They have done it!! You read about them, I'm effing writing about them, and if I didn't include them in this list, someone would be like "Hey! What about Spencer and Heidi??..." Congrats you two, you win! Well, you win for 2009 at least...

As my awesome old-school football coach used to tell us, "Hit the weight room!!!"... Chad, Bravo's "Million Dollar Listing" cast member, is one of the youngest successful real-estate agents in Hollywood (Don't get touchy Chad, I don't feel like looking up your exact listing areas...)... Bev Hills, Malibu, whatev's... This guy is battling the real estate market, but he insists on doing so with perma-sprayed helmet hair, chick's jeans, and the inability to weigh more than 100 pounds. Also, he's infatuated with his cute girlfriend's rat-like purse dog "Starly Cakes"... I mean, c'mon!!... Don't get me wrong, this guy seems to be financially killing it... Plus, his "girlfriend" is cute... So all the power to him! Nice job!! (orrrrr, it's just some girl who Bravo hired... Orrrrr she just loves his money... Orrrrrrrrrr, she's cheating on him on an outrageously frequent basis)... Nevertheless, he needs to man up, fix his haircut, and I recommend Bodybuilding.com (great deals) for a supplement or 10... God/cable viewers know he can afford it.

MTV/Brody Jenner's "Bromance" was an awesome show, where instead of actually going out an making friends like a normal dude, Brody thought it would be cool to make a group of guys from around the country participate in a bunch of entertainingly pointless activities in order to "earn" his friendship... Some people thought it was "douchey," others thought it was, "incredibly douchey..." I honestly thought it was a pretty damn fun time! However, I also recognized it was fake as h**l... That said, what didn't seem necessarily fake, was runner-up "Femi" and his antics that would hardly land you friends with a homeless person, let alone Brody... Through the magic of MTV producers, a heavy dose of reality tv bullshit, and the universe personally pissing me off, he lasted till the finale. The winner, "Luke," still hasn't been seen with Brody, EVER, as far as I know... so... Prove it was real, MTV! Prove it!! I want Luke on The Hills, NOW, that guys hilarious...

VH1's "Tool Academy" has put an incredibly innovative twist on something very frowned upon... Since the world, and the U.N. is generally opposed to having versions of human "zoos" (good choice)... We have instead made shows like "Tool Academy," which basically documents the same thing by tricking volunteers into exposing their embarrassing antics on national TV... In an epic calamity of brawls, throwing stuff, breaking furniture, exploding beer cans on foreheads, battling for girls, hilarious pool antics, and overall episodes of self-improvement, I can't tell if I'm watching a reality TV show or footage from college. Either way, I'm a fan!! Uh...I mean...Grow up!!