Miley Cyrus turned 18 in 2010, but she's already caused more 'adult' controversies than any of her fellow Hollywood (or Disney) 'bad girls.' We had up-skirt shots, s**tty clothes, missing clothes, drugs, clubbing and booze. Can't wait to see what being of 'legal age' for a whole year will bring in 2011. God help us all.
Miley Lightens Ups, So Should We
Not since Michael 'Dolphin Boy' Phelps has someone's decision to partake in the good s**t been such a media s**tshow. Yeah, yeah, Miley's people are saying it's salvia, a legal yet powerful hallucinogenic that gives the smoker a short-term LSD-like trip, but we all know that Miley is being filmed taking a hit of the green.
And thanks to Miley's camp reporting that she's smoking salvia, sales have risen 300%. Kids across the U.S.A. are filing in to their local head shops and smoke centers to purchase, 'that stuff that Miley smoked.'
Whether it's actually salvia, most likely weed or an ancient clipping from Walt Disney's 'bush garden,' Miley should probably check her pals for recording devices next time she lights anything up. As for the rest of us, we should continue watching this now-infamous clip of Miley living (or lighting) it up.
For extra laughs, we should also watch the SNL Miley sketch where they address her "drug problem" at 1:22:
Miley Exposing Her 18-Year-Old Bits
We've had a few releases of almost naked, always creepy, Miley pics but never had we been 'privy' to seeing the whole schbang until now. A mere ten days after turning legal, rumored naked pics of Miley posing in her best flannel hit the web.
Now there's always the naysayers who loudly cry "Photoshop!" or "Miley would never do that! She's a virgin and I love her!" But those crazy mofos over at 4chan used their seemingly endless free time to 'prove' that it is Miley, citing other pictures of her wearing the same jewelery and even going as far as to look up the freaking hotel room where she was staying at the time to see if it was the same as the room in the picture (it is).
Since her face is conveniently missing from the shot, only Miley can ever really say if it's her, but when reached for comment, all we could hear was a gurgle from a bong.
Click here to see the evidence for yourself.
Some say Miley's acting s**tty, but Miley clear it all up in an interview where she says: "I feel more comfortable dressing with a little less, which is just how I've always been." Ah, comfort is key.
Miley Bumping and Grinding With an Older Man
This video was shot last year at the wrap party for "The Last Song" but wasn't leaked until May.
Here we have a 16 year-old Miley grinding on her 45 year-old, albeit gay, director Aaron Shankman. You know, a dude that could be her dad if it weren't for the whole lacking a mullet and liking peen thing, getting his crotch rubbed by her still-in-high school ass to "Get Low." Klazzy.
Needless to say, this video got a lot of attention, pissed off a lot of moms who in turn slammed their wallets shut. As for the daughters, well, let's just say chaperons at school dances are in high demand.
Miley Kinda Kisses a Girl and Denies It
2010 marked the start for what's become 'Miley's Equal-Oppurtunity Lips Tour the World.' We've seen her cozy up to boys before but during a performance on "Britian's Got Talent," Miley is seen leaning in for what appears to be a smoochy with one of her female dancers. The world stood aghast at the sight of this young pop vixen smearing lip gloss with a fellow lady.
Miley denies that the two kissed and wrote on her blog, "I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to everyone out there making this performance such a big deal."
You see! Miley was just rocking out! No need to get your red-state panties in a bunch!
Fast-forward the video to the 1:01 mark to see 'the kiss,' unless you're a masochist, in which case, just press play.
Click here to read Miley's defense.