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A Candidate Gives a Clear, Concise Answer to the Question Asked...or Hell actually freezes over. Either way, take a drink.
Awkward Mitt MomentAt your party's discretion, but choose carefully, and drink responsibly. Small sips. This is the only time in this list that we'll say this, and there's a reason for it.
(He's very good at making things awkward...)
Obama Tries to Sound CoolDid you guys know that Barry likes to drink beer? Or that he knows Jay-Z? If Obama mentions something that's clearly pandering to the youth of America, take a drink.
A Candidate Answers a Different Question Than Was AskedIt's hard to answer very specific questions with prepared answers.
Drink if either candidate does this.
A Seemingly Irrelevant Anecdote That Takes Up Valuable Time"I recently met a disabled 1st generation immigrant doctor who was the first in her family to go to college and now owns her very own small business..." and the like.
A Candidate Thanks Someone Not in the StudioLike our men & women in the armed forces, small business owners, or God.
Bonus: This can be combined with almost any other item on this list for a double drink!
This Moment Will Be a Meme TomorrowGet your Photoshop toolbars ready. If someone makes a wonderful face, repeats something over and over again, or makes a small part of television / Internet history during this debate, then take a drink.
(This is a favorite Romney meme. Let's hope for more.)
Either Candidate Cracks a Joke...(even better) or tries to and fails. This can be combined with Awkward Mitt Moment and Obama Tries to Sound Cool.
Bonus: If the audience actually Ls OL, then take another drink.