A Candidate Gives a Clear, Concise Answer to the Question Asked
Awkward Mitt MomentAt your party's discretion, but choose carefully, and drink responsibly. Small sips. This is the only time in this list that we'll say this, and there's a reason for it.
(He's very good at making things awkward...)
Obama Tries to Sound Cool
A Candidate Answers a Different Question Than Was Asked
A Seemingly Irrelevant Anecdote That Takes Up Valuable Time"I recently met a disabled 1st generation immigrant doctor who was the first in her family to go to college and now owns her very own small business..." and the like.
A Candidate Thanks Someone Not in the StudioLike our men & women in the armed forces, small business owners, or God.
Bonus: This can be combined with almost any other item on this list for a double drink!
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