The Official 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game Anything

The Official 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game

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At long last, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney will be in the same place at the same time to entertain me while I drink alcohol. The 2012 Presidential Debates are a fun series of face-offs wherein candidates talk pretty, ignore facts, and see who can tell the biggest, most blatant lies and still win the title of President of America. So much to love! And so many reasons to drink.

To play along with the 2012 election edition of the Presidential Debates Drinking Game, take a sip each time a candidate says or does one of the predictable things below.

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  1. 1

    A Candidate Gives a Clear, Concise Answer to the Question Asked

    ...or Hell actually freezes over. Either way, take a drink.
  2. 2

    Awkward Mitt Moment

    At your party's discretion, but choose carefully, and drink responsibly. Small sips. This is the only time in this list that we'll say this, and there's a reason for it.

    (He's very good at making things awkward...)
  3. 3

    Obama Tries to Sound Cool

    Did you guys know that Barry likes to drink beer? Or that he knows Jay-Z? If Obama mentions something that's clearly pandering to the youth of America, take a drink.
  4. 4

    A Candidate Answers a Different Question Than Was Asked

    It's hard to answer very specific questions with prepared answers.

    Drink if either candidate does this.
  5. 5

    A Seemingly Irrelevant Anecdote That Takes Up Valuable Time

    "I recently met a disabled 1st generation immigrant doctor who was the first in her family to go to college and now owns her very own small business..." and the like.
  6. 6

    A Candidate Thanks Someone Not in the Studio

    Like our men & women in the armed forces, small business owners, or God.

    Bonus: This can be combined with almost any other item on this list for a double drink!
  7. 7

    This Moment Will Be a Meme Tomorrow

    Get your Photoshop toolbars ready. If someone makes a wonderful face, repeats something over and over again, or makes a small part of television / Internet history during this debate, then take a drink.

    (This is a favorite Romney meme. Let's hope for more.)
  8. 8

    Either Candidate Cracks a Joke

    ...(even better) or tries to and fails. This can be combined with Awkward Mitt Moment and Obama Tries to Sound Cool.

    Bonus: If the audience actually Ls OL, then take another drink.
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