25 Of The Worst Tattoos Of Celebrity Faces By AwesomeBalla  [13 more lists]

Not sure anyone was too shocked when they heard that the crazy-intense cleaning product pitchman Billy Mays had died from a drug overdose. What is shocking is why someone decided to get the face of this bearded slice of man cake tattooed on their self.

Or wait, I think I just answered my own question...

This is one of the few tattoos on the list that are actual amazing pieces of art but it still takes a mega Willie fan to dedicate such a large piece of skin to his wrinkled mug.

Yet another memorable movie character memorialized forever on skin. Napoleon Dynamite taught us all about our new favorite animal (the liger), how to dance and what sweet skills girls are really looking for in a boy. This brave soul sat down before the needle and had Napoleon, complete with Chap-Stick, etched on to their arm. Random choice, yes. Awesome choice, heck yes.

Like normal schmoes, celebrities can have freakishly adorable kids or not so cute ones. Angelina Jolie is one of the fortunate ones, having six beautiful children who should be on the official poster of the U.N.

Angie's first child, Maddox, can see his face tattooed on what seems to be a complete stranger's leg. Although, if I were to sacrifice my skin for a tattoo of a celebrity's mohawked, tongue-sticking out child, Maddox is probably the cutest one you could pick.

But it doesn't make it any less creepy.

There are a ton of "Most Nerdy Tattoo" lists out there, but it takes a lifelong cultivation of nerdom to commit to getting a portrait of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking somewhere on your body. This pixelated portrait sits alongside a Monty Python quote, "He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy," which definitely ups the nerd ante.

Despite the owner saying that he doesn't understand a single part of the physicist's most famous publication, "A Brief History of Time," he respects the man's genius enough to have undergone hours beneath the needle for this amazing tattoo.

Upon first glance, this tattoo reminded me of Mr. Larson from "Happy Gilmore," the formerly psychotic boss turned Happy's number one fan. But it's actually Alan Alda, best known for his portrayal of Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H. Which, sounds like it could be in the running for "Most Bad-Ass Television Character Name, Ever." Future list perhaps??

There's been a few very successful "American Idol" winners and there have been quite a few AI winners who have worked hard to milk their 15 minutes of fame. Clay Aiken somehow manages to rest in between.

The impossibly nerdy turned lust kitten for Southern grandmas turned out-and proud, gay father has had a moderately successful run on Broadway and has arguably one of the strongest fan bases of all AI contestants. But, seriously, who wants the mug of a skinny, former school teacher on their chest?

An upper-leg, slightly devilish-looking Zach Morris head shot surrounded by "The Max" approved lettering makes for a 90's nostalgia-meets-hipster dream tattoo.

People really shouldn't wake-and-bake with "Saved by the Bell."

Wait, did I just say that...

Even if her music isn't your type, there's no denying that Celine Dion has a fantastic singing voice. This tattoo though, not so great. It looks like Jay Leno's chin and Joey Lawrence's hair circa-"Blossom" had a love child with an giant orange hand.

While many disagree, I don't care, I love Oprah. Like a lot. But would I ever get her face tattooed on my leg? No. Would I ever get a poorly done tattoo of her face on my leg? H**l no. This person clearly failed to have an 'aha moment' before sitting in the chair.

Oh, Tori....Not the most attractive lady that went to school in the 90210 but she has her moments of...not being visually assaulting. Thankfully her husband Dean McDermott, the owner of this tattoo, found a photo of Tori managing to look reasonably attractive, granted half her face is covered and she's looking to the side, but still.

Gandhi is no doubt one of history's most influential peace leaders and anti-violence activists. Is this reason enough to get his face draw on your skin? Maybe. Is it reason enough to have him depicted with a slightly perturbed, "who just farted?" look on his face. Sure.

This is a freakishly accurate portrait of Jack Black, chubster funny-man, rock star and stoner (which probably explains the belly...). And while this tattoo is ridiculously well-done, and Tenacious D is freaking awesome, still not sure I would want Jack's face on me. Unless he's willing to order me some food from Zanzibar's!

There are quite a few tattoos out there sporting quotes to the effect of, "Only God Can Judge Me." This person, who looks like they could possibly be in handcuffs (see far left), decided that Judge Judith Sheindlin, the no-holds-bar defender of the Constitution, civil liberties and unpaid last-months' rent was the only judge and jury he cared to stand in front of.

I heart Anthony Bourdain. I manage to find him simultaneously sexy yet I would never actually want us to be naked around each other at the same time. This die-hard "No Reservations" fan actually got a pretty decent depiction of Bourdain on his upper leg, complete with his ever-present cigarette.

Bonus points if you can figure out who the other two people on the this guy's leg are. The bottom one looks vaguely Mao Zedong-esque, and if so, that would be number one on every type of inappropriate list.

Here's another tattoo of a celebrity wife on their less-famous husband's body. This time it's Tom Arnold with a not-so-flattering portrait of his mushroom-haired ex, Roseanne Barr.

Getting a tattoo of your spouse's face = really dumb. Getting a tattoo of your spouse's face when you work in show business = really super-duper dumb. Getting a tattoo of your spouse's face when your spouse looks like Roseanne = no words, just questioning glances.

If this person decided to get a Bono tattoo after watching the "South Park" episode where Bono and Randy fight over who can take the biggest s**t, then I will respect this tattoo (although, I would prefer a tattoo of Randy Marsh). If this person decided to get a Bono tattoo because they love rockers who always wear sunglasses, go by one word names and, while charitable, are annoyingly smug, then I judge But props for getting a portrait tattoo that is actually discernible!

Tattoos of your favorite musician's face is a pretty intense declaration of musical love and admiration, especially of an eccentric artist like Frank Zappa. But if you are going to get a portrait tattoo of anyone, I say capture the true essence of the individual through your own eyes. Or what they find in their nose.

Bet you never thought there even be one celebrity chef tattoo on this list but at least one of the tattoos manages to star someone awesome, and it's not this Rachael "Cartoon Voice" Ray one. This girl must really like quickly prepared meals and slightly Asian-looking tattoos.

There are loads of people out on the web showcasing their cartoon/gamer/"I'm a virgin" tattoos. Some of them are actually kind of awesome. Others, like this weak drawing of "The Simpson's" "Comic Book Guy," complete with its "Worst tattoo ever" script bubble looks like someone's little cousin, who took a couple art classes at the Y, got a hold of their butt cheek and went to town.