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28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time

Robert Wabash Robert Wabash Ranker
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According to these signs, every single one of us is absolutely and undeniably screwed. Given that there are countless other belief systems in the world, and how these churches choose to communicate their awesome, sometimes-unintentionally hilarious message, here are all the most offensive, heinous and insulting church signs ever -- all put into one list.
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  1. Kimi Letbetter
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 2/04/2013 7:30 AM
    offensive church signs . pretty great.
  2. steelersjersey
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 5/30/2012 2:25 AM
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  3. Blasphemy At Its Best
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 10/23/2011 11:44 AM
    Only one thing to say about this: LOL.
  4. Anise
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 8/02/2011 11:01 PM
    Oh, I WISH I had a pic of this one!! It was actually on a sign of a Baptist church in Nashville that was *across* from a synagogue (that's why this is so godawful.) Get ready for this...



    "Only one messiah has an empty grave."



    =o You have to think about that one for a minute, but once you get it...
  5. nicktheradford
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 7/24/2011 11:06 PM
    Love my local one in regards to the heat wave. "You think this is hot, wait till you're in hell." Such an assumptive tone these signs take.
    1. Brian Gilmore
      28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 7/29/2011 10:06 AM
      HA! Wonderful. You should post their next one when it happens. These are always gold.
  6. Karl
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 3/09/2011 10:09 PM
    Ignorant beyond belief. So much stupidity.
  7. ariannafelidae
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 3/02/2011 3:02 PM
    I fall into some of these categories (free thinker, don't love 'god')...guess I'm burning in h**l forever, then! I think my favorites though, are the ones that say things like 'pass the ammo' ....Christians....
    1. Evan Hoovler
      28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 6/08/2011 5:20 PM
      So good!
  8. IceDad01
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 2/05/2011 4:38 PM
    Even priests and ministers speak & write before they think. I guess even they don't understand why God gave us all two (2) ears and one (1) mouth. Thank God!
  9. Music Millionaire
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/27/2011 11:18 AM
    So, every word in the English language now has two meanings, one of which must be sexual and suggestive. I guess a bent mind thinks sex is cute and funny. I think sex is pleasurable and wonderful, but not cute and funny.
  10. multifarious
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/19/2011 3:28 PM
    yes.. and how many of those are created with tools like these?
    www.images-graphics-pics.com/signs/sign-generator/simple.asp?text=OH+GREAT,+ANOTHER+CHURCH%0D%0ASIGN+GENERATOR+SO+PEOPLE%0D%0ACAN+ABUSE+RELIGION...%0D%0AGOD+IS+WATCHING,+BE+NICE!&align=center&fontsize=16&font=SignBold&color=black&spacing=15&color2=darkgray&watermark=&move=0&pic=Bilble-Church&x=29&y=28&w=356&h=139
    1. Little Devil
      28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/28/2011 12:13 AM
      Oh i didn't know about this. Praise Satan :D
  11. SecularLefty
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/18/2011 7:43 AM
    The one that says "Jesus loves little children" looks 'shopped. The sign probably contained the childrens' song lyric "Jesus loves the little children!" and then a book and verse from which it was paraphrased. (I did a quick google search, and it doesn't appear to be direct scripture.)
    1. TheMiddleIsntAlwaysRight
      28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/24/2011 6:32 PM
      yea but after the witch trials, the inquisition, the crusades, focus on the family, lynchings, gay beatings, a history of misogyny and promoting outdated and flat wrong dogma over human lives not to mention propaganda in support of those things and against the greatest minds of history i think they can handle a little ribbing.
      That being said heres some things that haven't been altered

      "The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church."
      --Ferdinand Magellan

      "I drank what?"
      a joke by Socrates after his forced suicide for challenging the state appointed gods.

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      random victim of religious re-education (a joke but probably true)
      1. TheMiddleIsntAlwaysRight
        28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/24/2011 6:33 PM
        wow they cut my formatting and made that look more retarded then it did when i wrote it, lame
  12. Phillip S Berger
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/17/2011 9:57 AM
    messed up thing is, the person who came up with gems like "the most powerful position is on your knees" and " A four inch tongue can bring a six foot man to his knees had absolutely no concept of how one could interpret that message to mean something of a sexual nature, and if one were to explain it to them, still probably wouldn't get the joke.
    1. SlapABearOnThatPLS
      28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/24/2011 6:23 PM
      even worse an adults tongue is quite a bit longer than 4 inches
      which i guess fits the church nicely
  13. anarchist
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/14/2011 2:32 PM
    wow religious people are really crazy.

    you can clearly see that religion is used by the powerful and rich to keep the masses quiet.

    no gods. no states. no servants.
    (A)
    1. FED_ALERT
      28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/24/2011 6:25 PM
      watch the ones like this one ^ who are just too stereotypical, they are either trolls or agent provocateurs
  14. Catherine
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/14/2011 8:12 AM
    One of the best I ever saw near my house was "Drive-thru-prayer." They had set up a window and everything. I couldn't beleive I didn't get a picture of it before they got rid of it.
  15. Jamie
    28 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time at 1/12/2011 7:46 AM
    Some of these would make awesome tee-shirts! "A loose tongue...", "The most powerful position...", "A free thinker...". Must get busy - thanks for the inspiration :)

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