The 66 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time

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List Criteria: Upvote the most hilarious church signage, which is also in poor taste.

According to these photos of crazy church signs, every single one of us is absolutely and undeniably screwed. How these churches choose to communicate their awesome, sometimes-unintentionally hilarious message, is totally baffling. But we don't mind! Here are all the most offensive, heinous, and insulting church signs ever – all put into one list.

What's the dirtiest thing ever displayed on a church sign? Even been completely baffled by crazy church signage? These funny church signs will make you double over and put you on your knees, in or out of church.

We're not sure if some of these offensive signs were meant as a joke, or if these churches should invest in a church sign generator that can churn out some more appropriate ideas. Either way, these bad church signs will totally crack you up. Amen!
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    Wrap Your Mind Around This One...

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    Imagine What It Would Do to a Woman

    Imagine What It Would Do to a ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The 66 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time
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    It's Like an Exclusive, Horrible Club

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    They Talking About Other People's Mistakes

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    These Signs Sure Do Speak in Tongues a Lot

    These Signs Sure Do Speak in T... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The 66 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time
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    Come and Get It, Kids!

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    At Least We Found That Out Before the 2nd Date

    At Least We Found That Out Bef... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The 66 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time
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    Which Sucks for the Lefthanded Members of the Congregation

    Which Sucks for the Lefthanded... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The 66 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time
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