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America's strangest businesses: Listed here are strange business ideas you wish you'd thought of. These weirdest businesses in America are very profitable and some would say made money out of nothing. Read this list and feel inspired to start your own weird business! Courtesy: http://www.inc.com/ss/america039s-weirdest-businesses#1

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Afterlife Telegrams of New Ath... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Afterlife Telegrams of New Athens, Illinois Service for contacting the dead.

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Alibi Network of Chicago is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Alibi Network of Chicago They have lies for sale; offers an array of different services and cover-ups for a price.

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HappyBalls.com of Cumming, Geo... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
HappyBalls.com of Cumming, Georgia A million-dollar company that makes a single product: foam balls for car aerials.

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Barefootlist.com of Salt Lake ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Barefootlist.com of Salt Lake City Members create and track lists of things they want to achieve before they die.

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Climax Gentleman's Club of New... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Climax Gentleman's Club of New Alexandria, Pennsylvania A drive-through strip joint.

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Cuddle Party of New York City is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Cuddle Party of New York City Here adults "explore communication, boundaries, and affection" by donning pajamas and getting physical.

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eNthem of San Francisco is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
eNthem of San Francisco Writes full-length corporate theme songs.

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Fetal Greetings of Jacksonvill... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Fetal Greetings of Jacksonville Beach, Florida Creates pregnancy announcements that purportedly come from the womb.

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Gaming-Lessons of Jupiter, Flo... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Gaming-Lessons of Jupiter, Florida Video-game-coaching services.

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Heart Attack Grill of Chandler... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Heart Attack Grill of Chandler, Arizona Menu that kills- features a quadruple bypass burger, flatliner fries ("deep fried in PURE LARD!"), Jolt cola and unfiltered cigarettes.

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Hotwicks Candles of Portland, ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Hotwicks Candles of Portland, Oregon Scented candle maker- Travel down memory lane with scents such as pancake and dryer sheet.

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I Do Now I Don't of New York C... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
I Do Now I Don't of New York City Buys and sells engagement rings for that magical time when one or both members of the couple come to their senses.

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Lucky Break Wishbone of Seattl... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Lucky Break Wishbone of Seattle Sells plastic wishbones.

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Neuticles of Oak Grove, Missou... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Neuticles of Oak Grove, Missouri Testicular implants for pets

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Origami Boulder Company of Dal... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Origami Boulder Company of Dallas Sells wadded-up pieces of paper for $10! Crazy but true.

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Prairie Tumbleweed Farm of Gar... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Prairie Tumbleweed Farm of Garden City, Kansas Tumbleweed seller.

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Rescue Critters of Van Nuys, C... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Rescue Critters of Van Nuys, California Sells animal mannequins

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Sarah's Smash Shack of San Die... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Sarah's Smash Shack of San Diego Let's you take out your frustration on innocent dinnerware.

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Season Shot of Bloomington, Mi... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Season Shot of Bloomington, Minnesota It's ammunition and a taste sensation in one! Why fill tonight's dinner with buckshot when you can shoot it with a biodegradable pellet packed with lemon pepper, honey mustard, and other yummy flavors?

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Sniff Dogs of Summit, New Jers... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Sniff Dogs of Summit, New Jersey Canine narcotics-detection service for your teen's room.

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SomethingStore of Huntington, ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
SomethingStore of Huntington, New York If you love surprises, pay $10, and it will ship you something. No telling what.

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The Texas Lice Squad of Missou... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
The Texas Lice Squad of Missouri City, Texas Professional nitpickers.

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Throx of San Francisco is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Throx of San Francisco Sells colorful socks in packs of three.

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Tiger Time Lawn Care of Memphi... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Tiger Time Lawn Care of Memphis Bikini clad women push lawn mowers.

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The Ultimate Taxi of Aspen, Co... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
The Ultimate Taxi of Aspen, Colorado A Checker cab tricked out with lasers, blacklights, mini strobes, synthesizers, audio mixing board, keyboard, digital drums, dry-ice fog machine, etc.

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Unclaimed Baggage Center of Sc... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Unclaimed Baggage Center of Scottsboro, Alabama Sells more than 7,000 items per day, received from orphaned luggage from the airlines.

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Videogames Adventure Services ... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Videogames Adventure Services of New York City Arranges kidnappings and other customized real-life adventures for thrill seekers.

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WeightNags of Austin is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
WeightNags of Austin Sends abusive but motivational messages to dieters

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Yelo of New York City is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
Yelo of New York City Offered sleep pods for your harried naps.

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You've Been Left Behind of Har... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list 30 Weirdest Businesses 2009
You've Been Left Behind of Harwich, Massachusetts Subscribers create e-mail messages for loved ones ineligible for the rapture. We note the founders' confidence that at the End of Days, the Internet will be up and running.