Taylor Swift - Love StoryIn all honesty, anyone on this list could have been number 1. But, Taylor takes the cake, because this is the one song that guys absolutely, positively cannot admit to liking. Yes, you know what song I’m talking about… a little something that goes like this, "You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess, / It's a love story, baby, just say yes…" This fusion of pop and country is social suicide. When guys amongst guys hear that you like pop music, they’ll be like "oh okay," but country, now that’s just asking for a sour face response and occasionally an "ughh…" and then in their mind saying, "that’s kinda gay."
Vanessa Carlton - Thousand Miles"Oh My God. It’s our jam!" The infamous White Chicks scene that has made it taboo for drivers to listen to this music gem by Vanessa Carlton in a cock infested car ride. It is a great song with great piano playing, but male appreciation for this song in public is few to none. Why? Well, simply it’s a chick song that deflates male testosterone. Men don’t like to feel that way, emotional that is, so in order to up their male egos and confidence, they cap on the owner of this song saying stuff like "gay" and "p***y," and etc. That is how it begins folks.
Elton John - Can You Feel the Love TonightDon’t get me wrong, The Lion King is one of my all time favorite movies, and this song was one of the best songs on the soundtrack. But a room full of dudes and this song plays off your playlist of favorites… you’re in a world of embarrassment, especially since Sir Elton is a gay public figure… NOT GOOD for the heterosexual rep. My recommendation, hide this song and only listen to this song alone in the closet, drinking the night away.
Britney Spears - SometimesEvery teenager, and twenty something year-old males, in the late 90’s, were at one time infatuated with the pioneer of "the princess of pop." With hits like "Hit Me Baby One More Time," and many others, Britney Spears is a pop star breed by Disney and molded by recording studios to pump girly tunes to teenage ears. Lost in the shuffle though are somewhat manly men who find her kind of music catchy (granted, fueled by her sexy attire, or lack thereof); at times even liking the song(s), yet unable to express their true feelings. These men find themselves at odds because they can’t be true to their identity, and admittance to liking Britney Spears’ music… well, you might as well flush your own manhood down the toilet.
Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been GoneC’mon, if Steve Carell shouted Kelly Clarkson’s name in "The 40 Year-Old Virgin," then it must not be a good thing for a guy to know too much about her. Let’s put this in perspective using algebra: male Kelly Clarkson fans = (equals) something must be wrong. Whether it is virginity issues or gayness issues, which in turn leads to being labeled a f*g, nothing good comes from listening to Clarkson’s music. Should one defy the laws of man…Cue the bashing and ridicule people!
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