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One of Westboro's followers estimated that the church spends $250,000 a year on picketing. That's a lot of glitter. Seriously, if monetary worth were measured in glitter, the idiots of the Westboro Baptist Church would have swimming pools of glitter (that's another measurement of glitter). As crazy as that sounds, it's nowhere near as insane as the activities and protests of the WBC. From funerals to weddings to concerts, there doesn't seem to be anything besides protesting the the Westboro Baptist Church does, in fact, like. 

There has been lots of Westboro Baptist Church violence and scandal over the years, by protesters, Church members, and their opponents. After pouring through the history of Westboro Baptist Church, here are the 10 craziest things the WBC has ever protested, the stupid protest signs they brought with them to the garbage party, why and what made the protests so unnecessary/insane.

ALL Of Their Nitpicky Anti-Gay Protests

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Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas is infamously known for picketing any event supportive of the gay community, including gay pride weeks, parades, etc. The group goes to an extreme in carrying out daily picketing in Topeka (six per day with fifteen on Sunday) and travels nationally to picket the funerals of gay victims of murder, gay-bashing, or people who have died from AIDS. They blame every tragedy in the world on homosexuals, and honestly believe that homosexuality should be considered a capital crime.

They protest gay funerals (as well as others), which is HIGHLY inappropriate, cruel and offensive, and even protest gay companies... but they take picketing to a whole new "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon" level with some of these next protests.

WBC has even held protests at events that they imagine to relate to gay people, such as Kansas City Chiefs football games, Broadway musicals, as well as live theater and pop concerts claiming that these are "havens for homosexuality."

WBC even picketed a local appliance store because it sold Swedish vacuum cleaners—yes vacuum cleaners, which the church viewed as supportive of gays because of the Swedish prosecution of Åke Green, a pastor who was critical of homosexuality. According to WBC’s website,, Sweden as a country has a "filthy manner of life" due to the legalization of homosexuality in 1944 and the yearly "f*g pride parade." So if it's Swedish, God hates it.

The video we have is a light-hearted one, because let's face it, we're only on item one and it's already the blackest of deathholes. So, if you want to see the tables turned on a Westboro Baptist Church man with "firm buttocks," start watching from 2:05 and give yourself a laugh. It'll brace yourself for the infuriating video that's coming up next.

Military Funerals, Funerals In General

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FUN FACT: Recently, The Klu Klux Klan posted the following News Release regarding the Westboro Baptist Church. This disclaimer now lives on their website.

Disclaimer :

NOTE: The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. has not or EVER will have ANY connection with The "Westboro Baptist Church". We absolutely repudiate their activities.

The Ku Klux Klan, LLC.

How INSANE does your organization have to be to have the KU KLUX KLAN say "Ummm... yeah... we're not with them".

Anyway, moving on!

Westboro came into the national spotlight in 1998, when they were featured on CNN for picketing the funeral of Matthew Shepard, a young man from Wyoming who was beaten to death by two men because of his homosexuality. In fact, Westboro has a long record of protesting at the funerals of gay people since their inception.

In April 2008, Westboro picketed the funerals of three students who were killed in a house fire at the University of Wisconsin–Stout in Menomonie, Wisconsin, and in February 2009, the group protested at the funeral of a plane crash victim. Students from the nearby University at Buffalo and the Buffalo area held a peaceful counter protest, holding up white sheets to shield the victim's family from the "Phelpses" (a derogatory term for the WBC members, calling them the name of their founder, Fred Phelps). In 2006, they protested a memorial for victims of the Sago mine disaster claiming it was God’s punishment on the US for tolerating homosexuality.

In 2009 Westboro picketed the funeral of recording artist Michael Jackson after his death in June claiming a posthumous memorial of his career is really "worshiping the dead." Members of the Westboro Baptist Church recorded a song titled "God Hates the World", an adaptation of Jackson's "We Are the World."

In May of 2010, Black Sabbath frontman Ronnie James Dio was targeted for protest by the group who cited Dio's sins saying he "enabled, and encouraged Sorceries: everything he was about including the little finger horn thing". 

As if protesting the funerals of tragic deaths of gay individuals was not extreme enough, the Phelpses moved on to protesting funerals of soldiers killed in the Iraq war. They send out fliers asking their supporters to demonstrate at the funerals to make statements about their attitudes toward homosexuality in the United States.

In July 2005 the WBC declared its intention to picket the memorial service of Carrie French, 19, who was killed in Iraq, where she served as an ammunition specialist. Phelps Sr. was quoted as saying, "Our attitude toward what's happening with the war is [that] the Lord is punishing this evil nation for abandoning all moral imperatives that are worth a dime."

In August 2005, the group protested at the funeral of soldier Edward Myers, who died in Iraq, and Shirley Phelps-Roper told a television reporter that Myers was "burning in hell." In 2006, WBC picketed the funeral of marine Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq, with banners saying "God hates f*gs" and "Thanks God for dead soldiers".

On their website’s FAQ section, they wrote:

"These turkeys are not heroes. They are lazy, incompetent idiots looking for jobs because they’re not qualified for honest work.

They were raised on a steady diet of f*g propaganda in the home, on TV, in church, in school, in mass media – everywhere – the two-pronged lie:
1) It’s OK to be gay; and,
2) Anyone saying otherwise, like WBC, is a hatemonger who must be vilified, demonized, marginalized into silence.

Therefore, with full knowledge of what they were doing, they voluntarily joined a f*g-infested army to fight for a f*g-run country now utterly and finally forsaken by God who Himself is fighting against that country."

Westboro's Online Protest of Lady Gaga

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Recently, the fine people of the WBC went on to protest outside of a Lady Gaga concert in St. Louis with their infamous "God Hates" and "God Hates Lady Gaga" signs due to her support of gay rights. According to the WBC, she is a "gender-confused, self-loathing, tone-deaf hand basket" (what does that even mean??). The WBC also sent out a news release that wrote:

"'Art' and 'fashion' are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of 'lady' is sound only if she tacks on 'of the night,' thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she’d like to pretend otherwise, there’s nothing new or different about this particular hussy’s pretentious prancing. Does the simple s**t truly think that she can change God’s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!"

Even as she gives lip-service to 'liberating' her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! 'For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness…While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!' 2 Pet. 2:18-19


Sure, this seems like just another gay protest, but this time they did it online... and they also made a video (embedded to the left) where they are trying to be funny. That's right, The Westboro Baptist Church took a crack at comedy and failed. Miserably. Which is hilarious. Check out the video to the left.

In response, Gaga tweeted to her fans:

"At the risk of drawing attention to a hateful organization, I would like to make my little monster fan aware of a protest being held outside the Monsterball in St.Louis tonight. Although we have had protesters before, as well as fundamentalists at the show this group of protesters are hate criminals and preach using lude and violent language and imagery that I wish I could protect you all from. Their message is of hatred and divisiveness, but inside at the Monsterball we preach love and unity. My request to all little monsters and public authority is to pay these hate criminals no mind. Do not interact with them, or try to fight. Do not respond to any of their provocation. Don't waste your words, or feelings, no matter what you hear or see. You are more fortunate and blessed than they are, and in your heart just pray for them. Although I respect and do not judge anyone for their personal views on any politics or religion, this group in particular to me, is violent and dangerous. I wanted to make my fans aware of my views on how to approach, or rather not approach, these kinds of hate activists. Be inspired to ignore their ignorant message, and feel gratitude in your heart that you are not burdened or addicted to hate, as they are."

Gaga, taking the high road, asked her fans to not be bothered by the protests, and instead, just enjoy the night with her.

Good for her. We're...not as nice. Instead, we're going to take th low road--the lowest road there is, and post Westboro's "Pokerface" video for you to judge and laugh at. This video is an off-key karoake disaster with dance moves so bad, it will send you straight to hell.
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Westboro Baptist Church Pickets Twitter

Another target of these sane, reasonable people was the brand new headquarters of Twitter in San Francisco. The cult says that they weren’t protesting "against" Twitter, but encouraging Twitter to "serve God."

Megan Phelps-Roper, granddaughter of Pastor Phelps, tweeted:
"Don't be silly! We're not protesting Twitter as a platform; that's like picketing television! =) We're picketing the people who run @Twitter, who don't use their position & voice to warn a generation of rebels of the consequences of their rebellion."

The Bay Area responded with their own rallies at Lowell High School, Gunn High School, and Stanford University. (This video:

This one seemed like an effort akin to when you check the refrigerator every 5 minutes just be cause you're bored.
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Obama's Daughters' Schools

After protesting outside of military funerals and Jewish temples, the WBC’s new targets in March 2010 are the Washington-area schools, including Sidwell Friends, where Malia and Sasha Obama are students.
A message on Westboro's website refers to the Obama children as "satanic spawn" of a "murderous bitched:"

"Quakers?! Are you frigging kidding me? You pretend to be all non-violent, and you allow the most bloody, deceitful, evil, murderous bitched and his s*****e sidekick to place their satanic spawn within your four walls?"

Along with various schools, the church is also protesting outside the White House, the World War II memorial, and the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission field office.

Protesters were carrying signs with anti-gay, anti-abortion and anti-Obama slogans (with cute little frogs on them!)
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WBC vs. Judaism

WBC has recently turned its attention towards the Jewish community, targeting synagogues and Jewish community centers because according to Margie, Phelps’ daughter, the Jewish community and particularly its religious leaders are "one of the loudest voices" in favor of homosexuality and abortion. "God Hates Jews," the cult taunts.

The group began picketing Jewish religious and cultural institutions in April this year after they issued a press release that wrote:

"Yes, the Jews killed the Lord Jesus…Now they’re carrying water for the f*gs; that’s what they do best: sin in God’s face every day, with unprecedented and disproportionate amounts of sodomy, fornication, adultery, abortion and idolatry!"

This coming Sunday, the Phelps plans to visit an Israeli tourism event, with a calendar entry that reads:

"All the remainder can sit and stew in your own filth, remain filthy until the day God spews you out of the land and punishes you for never repenting from having killed Jesus. You will be destroyed at the hand of Antichrist Obama, and you will eat your little cute, chubby, Kosher babies."

The WBC’s anti-Semitism is not "new" for the group. In 1996, Fred Phelps wrote in a flier:

"F*g Jew N***s are worse than ordinary N***s… .The First Holocaust was a Jewish Holocaust against Christians. The latest Holocaust is by Topeka Jews against WBC…"

FUN FACT: What they forget is that Judaism doesn't BELIEVE in hell.
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Protest of Comic-Con

With the San Diego Comic-Con only a few days away, the WBC plan to protest the convention for its gathering of "lost souls" and "idol worship."

"Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent - so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry."

Members of the church intend on staging a 45-minute protest during one days of the convention in order to get everyone back on the right track.

Still waiting on how exactly the geeks will retaliate, but here's an early (Ranker) example of what has been done so far:

ALL HAIL The Top 10 Comic Book Gods Worth Worshipping!
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Kevin Smith and "Red State"

No shockers here: Kevin Smith likes to stir up controversy. When Smith's movie Dogma premiered in 1999, myriad protesters assembled to shout claims of blasphemy pertaining to the film's take and treatment of religion and spirituality. When Smith started touring with horror film Red State (based on the Phelps clan who helms the Westboro Baptist Church) as part of a strategic grass-roots marketing campaign in 2011, he planned a stop in Kansas City's Midland Theater that would be protested by members of the Westboro Baptist Church and attended by Megan and Jael Phelps, two of WBC head honcho Fred Phelps' granddaughters. Smith likened the prospect of having the outspoken members of the church in attendance to "watching Star Wars with Darth Vader right there in the audience!"

After a pre-movie protest, the younger Phelps committed themselves to an entire 15 minutes of the movie before exiting the theater with parting comments that what they had seen was "filth". Though Smith didn't get the "fire-and-brimstonerific laugh riot" he had hoped would ensue when the Phelps clan joined him for a Q&A after the screening, he did offer this thought via his twitter account: "HOLY SHIT! I was just given a parting gift from @MeganPhelps! SHE JUST LEFT WITH HER ENTIRE FAMILY! RED STATE DISGUSTS THE PHELPS!!!".