Ice Cream Truck For DogsOkay, seriously, WTF.
An ice cream truck for dogs? Really? When will people stop anthropomorphizing their pets and realize they just need some very BASIC things to be happy. If you spend too much time buying them coats and not going out and playing with them, then that is a PROBLEM.
Hey, though, at least these dogs are eating and having a great time -WRONG.
Here are a few reasons this is a terrible, ridiculous and horrible idea.
1. The ice cream looks like chocolate, they even have fake little chocolate biscuits on top of some of the cones themselves. Way to train dogs to eat poison.
2. If you watch this short video you'll see that these trucks allow dogs to go up to the window and take the ice cream right out of the ice cream girl's hand. That's right, we're starting to train LARGE dogs by teaching them that it is perfectly okay to dive into others' cars.
3. These trucks are, then, also training dogs to eat out of strangers' hands, but more importantly, to eat ICE CREAM out of strangers' hands. So look out, kids-sitting-alone-helplessly-eating-an-ice-cream-cone-at-a-park-anywhere-in-the-world, because these dog ice cream trucks are about to undo ANY training these dogs have had. Hope you've got a good grip and an even better plastic surgeon.
Sex Offender Caught Driving Ice Cream TruckAfter a 23 year old child rapist named Jason Ivory (who was previously brought in on charges of having his way with an 8-year-old female victim prior to this) got out of jail, he had to do the whole "sex offender" thing where he had to notify his neighborhood, he also has to keep the cops up to date on his latest employment... which he failed to do once he got some (employment).
Trying to get back into the swing of life he, like any other child molester, decided to go with what he knew: baiting innocent children for his own personal gain. This time he did it by selling ice cream to children via an ice cream truck, which is not illegal for sexual predators in Ohio for some reason.
He didn't notify the authorities, was caught and was later brought in, but really? Like, REALLY? THAT'S what he thinks is a suitable career choice in his position? Some people just never learn.
Click here for the full story and for audio of the video news report of the dumbest child molester of the month.
Ice Cream Truck DUIAfter driving an ice cream truck drunk at 10 o'clock at night, Tommy J. Shannon crashed into some cars and then quickly fled the scene, leaving the truck behind, presumably with the ice cream sitting there, helplessly melting.
When he was found, police said the he smelled heavily of alcohol and was slurring his words. When asked if he'd been drinking, Shannon denied it. After the breathalizer test found that he had a .134 blood alcohol level (legal limit is .08), they asked what he'd had to drink again.
He said one beer. After asked how big the beer was, he replied "pretty big".
No word on the ice cream in the truck, though. It all probably went to waste :(
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The Ghetto Ice Cream Truck Feat. Soulja BoyWatch this video in its entirety.
Synopsis: a guy who has a lot of soul and knows his hip hop hears a "ghetto ass ice cream truck" coming. For the first minute you kind of imagine this whole thing is in this guy's head... and then you see the truck. After this guy raps over the beat of the ice cream truck's music, he not only seems people buying cones out of the truck, but closes in on a hot girl with a nice butt.
He also starts freestyling. He then wants to buy ice cream after laughing his ass off.
A fat beat, an MC, skimpy video hos in short shorts, money being made, indulging in your every desire: this is the quintessential rap video of our time.
BONUS: this guy seems pretty funny. You know those times where you just tell people "eeeh, you had to be there"... well because of this video you were there. With this guy.
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