9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality Anything
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9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality

Fellow frustrated heterosexual males: Are you tired of being alone? Sick of hearing "There are plenty of fish in the sea"? Well, up to now, we’ve only ever considered half the fish that are even out there, haven't we? What about the other half? What about the fish that are gay?

Are you sitting at home alone thinking, "I want to try gay sex? Should I give it a go?" If there's a little gay in all of us, then here are nine good reasons why letting that flag fly could work if your hetero single life is in the dumps. Get ready to open your mind, among other things, to new horizons.
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    No Unwanted Pregnancies

    This one’s pretty self-explanatory. We can have all the sex we want and never have to worry about the dreaded unwanted child down the line. Ok, sometimes you'll have some other serious s**t to worry about in regards to sex, but screaming babies won't be one of 'em.

    When we’re finally ready for children, we’ll just adopt like those guys on "Modern Family."
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    Even Playing Field

    When you're gay, your partner will never, ever withhold sex as a punishment or use sex as a weapon.

    There is no sex as a bargaining ploy to get something else. And oral sex is also never an issue. It's not for "special occasions" It is just a given.

    According to my gay friend Eric: "gay men are easy. You won't need to take them on a bunch of expensive dates to get some action. For gay guys, sex is like a handshake, and the "getting to know you" part comes afterwards. As it should be...

    ...They just like sex as much as we do and want it just as often..." and that in of itself, friends, is the king of reasons to give switching teams a try.

    Batter up!
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    Make New Friends

    Being gay is going to throw us into a whole new social network. The great thing about being gay right now is that the LGBT community is being persecuted by right-wingers over the marriage and military issues.

    "But that’s not great at all!" - You, just now.

    Wrong! Uniting against persecution has always formed the strongest bonds between people. Becoming gay will provide us with friendships that just might be the strongest we’ll ever know.
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    Get in Better Shape

    Let’s face it, gay dudes are in much better shape than we are. I don’t know what it is exactly, but I had a friend who came out and had rock hard abs only six weeks later. Dudes just have really high standards and it's really hard to please us. Just ask any girl that reads Cosmo.

    The pressure of having to please dudes is WAY better than any workout system you'll find on TV.
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    Double Your Wardrobe

    When we move in with our new lover we’ll immediately have access to a whole new closet full of clothes (and according to Queer Eye it'll all be trendy and fashionable).

    So if you’ve been putting off buying a new pack of underwear, just consider what kind of money you could save by going gay and moving in with a dude you share more than just a bathroom with.
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    Have More Fun at Concerts

    There’s something about being a proud gay man that strips down social barriers far more than being a repressed straight man does.

    Being gay will mean we can get way more excited when our favorite band takes the stage, so much that we can belt out that scream we want to yell instead of just cheering, clapping over our heads and looking around for the nearest girl to "protect".

    This will allow us to just tune out the world, DANCE (for a change) and have way more fun than we have ever had before at our favorite concerts.
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