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Fellow frustrated heterosexual males: are you tired of being alone? Sick of hearing "there are plenty of fish in the sea"? Well, up to now, we’ve only ever considered half the fish that are even out there, haven't we? What about the other half? What about the fish that are gay?

If there's a little gay in all of us, then here are nine good reasons why letting that flag fly could work if your hetero single life is in the dumps. Get ready to open your mind, among other things, to new horizons.

 
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    No Unwanted Pregnancies

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    This one’s pretty self-explanatory. We can have all the sex we want and never have to worry about the dreaded unwanted child down the line. Ok, sometimes you'll have some other serious s**t to worry about in regards to sex, but screaming babies won't be one of 'em.

    When we’re finally ready for children, we’ll just adopt like those guys on “Modern Family.”
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    Get in Better Shape

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    Let’s face it, gay dudes are in much better shape than we are. I don’t know what it is exactly, but I had a friend who came out and had rock hard abs only six weeks later. Dudes just have really high standards and it's really hard to please us. Just ask any girl that reads Cosmo.

    The pressure of having to please dudes is WAY better than any workout system you'll find on TV.
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    Double Your Wardrobe

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    When we move in with our new lover we’ll immediately have access to a whole new closet full of clothes (and according to Queer Eye it'll all be trendy and fashionable).

    So if you’ve been putting off buying a new pack of underwear, just consider what kind of money you could save by going gay and moving in with a dude you share more than just a bathroom with.
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    Make New Friends

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    Being gay is going to throw us into a whole new social network. The great thing about being gay right now is that the LGBT community is being persecuted by right-wingers over the marriage and military issues.

    “But that’s not great at all!” - You, just now.

    Wrong! Uniting against persecution has always formed the strongest bonds between people. Becoming gay will provide us with friendships that just might be the strongest we’ll ever know.
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    Even Playing Field

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    When you're gay, your partner will never, ever withhold sex as a punishment or use sex as a weapon.

    There is no sex as a bargaining ploy to get something else. And oral sex is also never an issue. It's not for "special occasions" It is just a given.

    According to my gay friend Eric: "gay men are easy. You won't need to take them on a bunch of expensive dates to get some action. For gay guys, sex is like a handshake, and the "getting to know you" part comes afterwards. As it should be...

    ...They just like sex as much as we do and want it just as often..." and that in of itself, friends, is the king of reasons to give switching teams a try.

    Batter up!

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  1. John
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 12/01/2010 9:44 AM
    I think no 9 is a good point. I tend to love my straight men friends more than the gay ones [I am gay] and I feel for you guys. Not entirely convinced that this isn't a very clever blog by a gay man. We discovered a long time ago that the best way to a straight man's heart is to pretend to be straight for the first five hours/lagers. :-)
  2. Anonymous
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 3/02/2010 3:13 PM
    I just threw up all over
    1. anonymous
      9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 6/14/2011 5:45 PM
      haha i agree
      1. anontmous
        9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 6/14/2011 5:46 PM
        ^ t0 what he said not all this gat crap
        1. anonytmous
          9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 6/14/2011 5:46 PM
          gay *
  3. Brian
    Be Funnier at 10/03/2010 2:49 AM
    The rest of these are pretty accurate, but straigh men are consistently funnier by a long shot.
  4. Anonymous
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 4/12/2010 2:22 AM
    good list
  5. Ian
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 7/23/2010 7:17 PM
    As a gay man, i totally agree. I'm mystified as to why the writer thinks you can change your orientation. Maybe they just don't know? But back on topic, all of those are true. Its quite liberating to be gay. And even if you're straight you can still make gay friends. There are advantages and disadvantages, but i'm happy the way i am.



    GAY POWER!!!!!

    =D
  6. Anonymous
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 4/12/2010 2:25 AM
    amazing
  7. Frank
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 11/07/2011 11:10 AM
    The item about children is totally bogus. The writer obviously has no clue as to how hard it is to adopt. The vast majority of unwanted children are murdered before birth through abortion. In addition, it's now socially acceptable for an unmarried mother to raise (or try to raise) her child on her own. That leaves very few live babies available for adoption. Also, the item about politics is stupid. Whether we might be tempted to get naked with another guy, we're not going to sign up for socialism on that account. Most American men already ARE right-wingers, but that's not the same thing as "persecution" of gays. Do what you want in private, but don't ask us to grant it the honorable sanction of "marriage."
    1. JohnDavison
      9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 1/18/2012 5:08 PM
      I agree with you re right and left. Seems to me abortion is a compassionate act under some circumstances, eg damage to the foetus or definitely is going to be unwanted. You don't kill the person, by the way, they will hunt around and come into a different body.
  8. Anonymous
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 3/09/2010 5:31 PM
    Some are pretty good reasons, too bad I doubt you can change your sexuality, only discover it :)
  9. walmartian555
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 10/19/2011 10:48 AM
    who is the sick sonofabitch who wrote this they already tried this it was called queer eye for the straight guy and the concept fell flat on its ass and was met with criticism from both gay and straight people wtf is wrong with the liberals these days this insanity must end yea you idiots are gonna call me ignorant and stupid and close minded but i am more open minded than you are you guys confuse liberalism with being open minded but whenever someone counters you you resort to name calling you people lack logic and reason and believe humanity should be a utopia of culture and races all mixed together in a perfect happy world but people arnt like that they resist change and wish to live among their own. why doesnt anyone get that. Liberals preach diversity and love minorities yet most of them live in white suburban neighborhoods far away from other races they dont experience the diversity they preach therefore they believe it to be a good thing. But, its not and it is far from the harsh reality the truth hurts but it can't be denied
  10. TheGregoryProject
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 1/11/2012 2:01 AM
    No. One: Attract More Woman | besides what was written did you see the women in the photo, that i am now referring to as the Jean Machine Team. ummm ... hello ?! my gals pals would never dress or look like that.
  11. Chris
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 11/09/2011 7:11 PM
    I'm pretty sure this list was made in jest for a good laugh. God, some of you queens need to get that stick out of your ass.
  12. Anonymous
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 4/15/2010 11:02 AM
    I *can't* go gay, (as you should know, it's not a choice) but that last one was is a really really good point there.
  13. Juju
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 4/16/2010 5:57 PM
    I think you forgot an important one: gay men are the best cooks in the world. You wake up next to Mr. Wonderful with a hankering for an asparagus and goat cheese frittata with a side of truffled hash browns? No prob. A gay gourmand not only knows how to make it, but has all the ingredients in his pantry.
  14. Grotty
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 7/03/2011 9:17 PM
    Well I am nearly 44 and still a virgin,I have wasted my life trying to attract women when in truth they can't stand the sight of me,they enjoy the power trip though of literally rubbing their genitals in my face then cursing,swearing and complaining in my direction whenever I dare find it appealing,I really wish I was born gay,because men have always fancied me,but women hate my guts.
    1. JohnDavison
      9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 1/18/2012 5:10 PM
      Well honestly Grotty just give it a go :)
  15. Giuseppe
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 11/17/2011 7:54 AM
    Clearly this article has a touch of truth to it but is likely made in jest for a chuckle as previously stated. And Frank, please keep your bigotry to yourself. Besides, we are well aware of many heterosexual examples of marriage not being treated with honor, but you don't always hear the many examples of same-sex couples who honor their lifelong commitment to one another (whether they are legally married or not).
  16. Hastis
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 9/22/2011 7:37 PM
    "I *can't* go gay, (as you should know, it's not a choice)"

    That's not really true, its actually cool today to have gay sex in highschool with everyone...
  17. RobertP
    9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 12/25/2011 11:10 AM
    being gay/queer is absolutely awesome, but this list 100% is a piece of s**t, misses the point, and delegitimizes coming out and homosexuality itself. f**k this list.
    1. JohnDavison
      9 Good Reasons Straight Men Should Explore Homosexuality at 1/18/2012 5:11 PM
      Hey lighten up and stop waving the "we are so oppressed" flag willya? I have been out to everyone for 45 years and I have never had a bad reaction from str8 men. I love 'em.

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