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A Clockwork Orange Movie Quotes

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A Clockwork Orange is a 1971 film written and directed by Stanley Kubrick, adapted from the 1962 dystopian novel by Anthony Burgess. It stars Malcolm McDowell as Alex, the ultraviolent leader of a gang of teenaged droogs who drink, listen to classical music, and beat up the elderly - all while sprinkling strange slang into his speech. Although the film was largely censored due to its sexual violence, A Clockwork Orange was nominated for the Oscars for Best Picture, Best Picture, and Best Screenplay.

This list includes all the best A Clockwork Orange lines and moments, just as they appeared in the actual movie script. Whether they are funny quotes, sad quotes, quotes about love or death, all the most famous A Clockwork Orange quotes are here.

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    You Can Rely On Me

    Minister: As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear?
    Alex: As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.

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    It Was the Music


    Alex: I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.

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    The Punishment


    Minister: Punishment means nothing to them, you can see that. They enjoy their so-called punishment.
    Alex: You're absolutely right, sir.
    Chief Guard Barnes: Shut your bleeding hole!

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    And I Waited

    Alex: So I waited and, O my brothers, I got a lot better munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast and lovely steakiwegs and then, one day, they said I was going to have a very special visitor.
    Minister: Good evening, my boy.

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    A Different Feeling


    Alex: We were all feeling a bit shagged and f*gged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

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    A Torture for a Torture

    P.R. Deltoid: I've just come from the hospital; your victim has died.
    Alex: You try to frighten me. Admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, Brother Sir.
    P.R. Deltoid: It'll be your own torture. I hope to God it'll torture you to madness.

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    Bliss And Heaven

    Alex: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

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    Any Yarbles!


    Alex: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

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    I Feel Low

    Conspirator: Do you still feel suicidal?
    Alex: Well, put it this way, I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the f*ture, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me.

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    I Met Your Mother

    P.R. Deltoid: Ah, Alex boy! Awake at last, yes? I met your mother on the way to work, yes? She gave me the key. She said something about a pain somewhere, hence not at school, yes?
    Alex: A rather intolerable pain in the head, Brother Sir. I think it should be clear by this after lunch.
    P.R. Deltoid: Or certainly by this evening, yes? The evening's the great time, isn't it, Alex?

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    The Durango 95

    Alex: The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

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    I'm Cured!

    Alex: You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!
    Dr. Brodsky: You're not cured yet, boy.

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    Surprised From a Friend


    Minister: Oh, yes. I understand you're fond of music. I have arranged a little surprise for you.
    Alex: Surprise?
    Minister: One that I hope that you will like. As a um... how shall we put it? As a symbol of our new understanding. An understanding between two friends.

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    Just Got Back Home

    Alex: What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

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    No Magic

    Alex: It's impossible! I can't believe it!
    Georgie: Evidence of the ol' glassies! Nothing up our sleeves, no magic little Alex! A job for two who are now of job age! The police!

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