- 1+ 16- 0
It Was Different with Herv
Charles Swan III: "I thought it was different with her, then poof! I can't concentrate. I think of her every minute."
Charles talks about Ivana leaving him and how the weight of the breakup is consuming him. This stress leads to his brain to go into overdrive and prompts numerous wacky dreams.
- 2+ 13- 0
Ivana: "You're a big, fake liar!"
Saul: "You're incredibly irresponsible."
Kirby Star: "You don't listen!"
Ivana: "You're crazy! You're selfish!" … "You're not the only person, Charles!"
In selected scenes from the film, Charles problems are highlighted, specifically in that so many people are disappointed in him. As if losing the love of his life wasn't bad enough, it seems everything is falling on Charles all at once.
- 3+ 12- 3
Kirby Star: "Hello, zing! Rewind! What did you do?"
Charles Swan III: "She said she didn't want to be in the drawer with all the other girls."
Kirby Star: "Well obviously I totally agree with that. I'm lost. I have no idea what we're talking about."
Trying to explain the breakup to his buddy Kirby Star does not go so well for Charles. At first Kirby seems to understand but soon it becomes obvious that he was not paying attention one bit.
- 4+ 8- 2
Charles Swan III: "Look at that! Howdy, ladies!"
Kirby Star: "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!"
Charles Swan III: "Are you hit?"
Kirby Star: "No, but I think I might have pulled a muscle."
In one of Charles' dreams he finds himself in a Western scene where he encounters a group of Native American women. They don't react kindly to his advances sending them running for the hills.
- 5+ 6- 1
Saul: "Are you a man?"
Charles Swan III: "Of course I am"
Saul: "Show me"
Charles Swan III: "Ivana, can't we just talk?"
[Ivana hits Charles with an arrow in the chest]
Charles Swan III: "Ahh, I'm hit!"
Kirby Star: "Savages!"
Saul calls on Charles to prove his manhood by handing him a gun. Too bad before he can react Ivana shoots him right in the heart with an arrow.
- 6+ 3- 0
Ability to Fall in Love Again
- 7+ 2- 0
- 8+ 4- 3
- 9+ 1- 1
There's Always Hope
- 10+ 1- 3
Got Any Whiskey?
Saul: "You got any whiskey?"
[Drinks the whiskey]
Saul: "All right, this, this is going to hurt"
[Pulls the arrow from Charles' chest]
When Saul asks Kirby for whiskey it's assumed that the whiskey is for Charles who has an arrow sticking out of his chest. Instead Saul drinks the whiskey then proceeds to join in on the yelling when removing the arrow from Charles.