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Investigating Paranormal ActivityParanormal Investigator: "We're investigating paranormal activity at the Johnson residence in suburban Los Angeles."
The Paranormal Investigator gives the quick overview of the film's plot, that he is investigating odd happenings at a home in suburban Los Angeles. Yes, that's really the extent of the plot.
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I'm a Psychic
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911, What's Your Emergency?Dispatcher: "Los Angeles County 911, what is your emergency?"
Possessed Female: "Three… Three people are dead. I killed them."
Dispatcher: "Who killed them?"
Malcolm: "My d***! Ha, ha, he fell for it!"
It seems as though a possessed woman is calling 911 to report a murder. That is until the scene is revealed to be nothing more than a prank by Malcolm and Kisha.
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Tic Tac ToeFather Doug: "I'm Father Doug. I'm here to unpossess you."
Kisha: "Do you know how to connect the cuts?"
Father Doug: "Uh, uh, uh, tac tac toe in your face!"
Father Doug seems to be dedicated to excising the demon from Kisha but that soon goes awry when his competitive side kicks in and he happily plays tic tac toe in the cuts on her arm.
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I'll Do AnythingChip: "How far are you going to go to get this demon out?"
Malcolm: "I'll do anything." [returns in a bondage suit]
Paranormal Investigator: "What is this supposed to do?"
Father Doug: "This just got weird."
When Malcolm says he's willing to do anything to excise the demon, dressing up in a bondage suit wasn't really what he had in mind.
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Protection From SpiritsChip: "You know what? There is some dark energy over here."
Malcolm: "Ahh, the spirit got me! Why do you have your hands on by b***s?"
Chip: "I'm protecting them from the spirits."
Psychic Chip sure seems dedicated to protecting Malcolm from the spirit inhabiting his home. Then again maybe Chip is a little too protective, especially in that it involves improper touching.