Best George Burns Quotes

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.