A List of Famous George Burns Quotes By Reference

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1

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

George Burns

Learning
2

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

George Burns

Age and Aging
3

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

Family
4

How can I die? I'm booked.

George Burns

Age and Aging
5

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

George Burns

Passion
6

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

George Burns

Hollywood
7

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

George Burns

Age and Aging
8

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

Change
9

Life's but a day at most.

George Burns

Life and Living
10

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

George Burns

Life and Living
11

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

George Burns

Retirement
12

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

Government
13

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

George Burns

Age and Aging
14

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

George Burns
15

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

Honesty

A List of Famous George Burns Quotes you can use this list to help make your own ranked list about this topic

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

How can I die? I'm booked.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Life's but a day at most.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.