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Order Name Author Subjects
  1. 1

    Be quick to learn and wise to know.

    George Burns
    Learning
  2. 2

    By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

    George Burns
    Age and Aging
  3. 3

    Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

    George Burns
    Family
  4. 4

    How can I die? I'm booked.

    George Burns
    Age and Aging
  5. 5

    I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

    George Burns
    Passion
  6. 6

    If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

    George Burns
    Hollywood
  7. 7

    It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

    George Burns
    Age and Aging
  8. 8

    It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

    George Burns
    Change
  9. 9

    Life's but a day at most.

    George Burns
    Life and Living
  10. 10

    Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

    George Burns
    Life and Living
  11. 11

    Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

    George Burns
    Retirement
  12. 12

    Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

    George Burns
    Government
  13. 13

    You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

    George Burns
    Age and Aging
  14. 14

    You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

    George Burns
  15. 15

    You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

    George Burns
    Honesty

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