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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken

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The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false face for the urge to rule it. H. L. Mencken

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Before a man speaks, it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks it is seldom necessary to assume. H. L. Mencken

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The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake. H. L. Mencken

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It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man. H. L. Mencken

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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. H. L. Mencken

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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. H. L. Mencken

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I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant. H. L. Mencken

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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. H. L. Mencken

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. H. L. Mencken

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Injustice is relatively easy to bear what stings is justice. H. L. Mencken

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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and Hence Clamorous To Be Led To Safety by an endless series of hobgoblins. H. L. Mencken

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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges. H. L. Mencken

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It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake. H. L. Mencken

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Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. H. L. Mencken

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It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his income depends on his not understanding it. H. L. Mencken

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I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. H. L. Mencken

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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. Mencken

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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. H. L. Mencken

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Legend : a lie that has attained the dignity of age. H. L. Mencken

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A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable. H. L. Mencken

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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor. H. L. Mencken

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Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it. H. L. Mencken

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Most people want security in this world, not liberty. H. L. Mencken

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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it. H. L. Mencken

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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H. L. Mencken

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Unionism, seldom if ever, uses such powers as it has to ensure better work; almost always it devotes a large part of that power to safeguard bad work. H. L. Mencken

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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. H. L. Mencken

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No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. H. L. Mencken

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School-days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of dull, unintelligible tasks, new and unpleasant ordinances, brutal violations of common sense and common decency. It doesn't take a reasonably bright boy long to discover that most of what is rammed into him is nonsense, and that no one really cares very much whether he learns it or not. H. L. Mencken

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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. H. L. Mencken

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Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates. H. L. Mencken

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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what They want, and deserve to get it good and hard. H. L. Mencken

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It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. If such a board actually exists it operates precisely like the board of a corporation that is losing money. H. L. Mencken

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A judge is a law student who grades his own papers. H. L. Mencken

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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. H. L. Mencken

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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. H. L. Mencken

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God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos: He will set them above their betters. H. L. Mencken

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Time stays, we go. H. L. Mencken

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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. H. L. Mencken

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The most valuable of all human possessions, next to a superior and disdainful air, is the reputation of being well-to-do. H. L. Mencken

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When women kiss it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands. H. L. Mencken

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The movies today are too rich to have any room for genuine artists. They produce a few passable craftsmen, but no artists. Can you imagine a Beethoven making $100, 000 a year? H. L. Mencken

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It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. H. L. Mencken

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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. H. L. Mencken

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To sum up: 1. The cosmos is a gigantic fly-wheel making 10, 000 revolutions a minute. 2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it. 3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him the ride. H. L. Mencken

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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. H. L. Mencken

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Democracy is also a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses. H. L. Mencken

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If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself. H. L. Mencken

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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there. H. L. Mencken