Best Lily Tomlin Quotes

4,104 views 13 items 5 voters

A list of the best Lily Tomlin quotes. List is arranged by which ones are the most famous Lily Tomlin quotes and which have proven the most popular with visitors to this page. All the top quotes from Lily Tomlin should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more quotes by Lily Tomlin at the end of the list. This list includes notable Lily Tomlin quotes on various subjects; if you are looking for subject-specific quotes, those can also be found on Ranekr. Vote on the following Lily Tomlin quotations list so that only the greatest quotes rise to the top, as the order of the list changes dynamically based on votes. Don't let your favorite Lily Tomlin sayings get to the bottom of the list! List items include I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific., If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library? and many more.

List Criteria: Vote up or down on your favorite quotes

rerank this list your way

View:

More Options Add Item Follow List

Rank Name

1

Up 3

Down 0

I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin
2

Up 3

Down 0

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin
3

Up 3

Down 0

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

Lily Tomlin
4

Up 3

Down 0

Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Lily Tomlin
5

Up 2

Down 0

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin
6

Up 2

Down 0

We're all in this alone.

Lily Tomlin
7

Up 2

Down 0

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Lily Tomlin
8

Up 2

Down 0

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

Lily Tomlin
9

Up 2

Down 0

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Lily Tomlin
10

Up 1

Down 0

Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin
11

Up 1

Down 0

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Lily Tomlin
12

Up 1

Down 0

If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?

Lily Tomlin
13

Up 2

Down 2

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Lily Tomlin
+Add New Item

! Item Added
Want to make your version of this list? X