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I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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We're all in this alone.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Best Lily Tomlin Quotes at 9/11/2012 1:30 AM