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    When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. Mark Twain

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    Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain

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    If you are speaking the truth you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain

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    Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain

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    Be good and you will be lonely. Mark Twain

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    Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size. Mark Twain

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    Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain

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    If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Mark Twain

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    A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain

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    Necessity is the mother of taking chances. Mark Twain

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    Do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. Mark Twain

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    Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain

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    Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Mark Twain

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    There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American. Mark Twain

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    A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. Mark Twain

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    I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain

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    I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won t. Mark Twain

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    A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants. Mark Twain

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    My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Mark Twain

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    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark Twain

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    Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime. Mark Twain

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    Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law. Mark Twain

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    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain

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    Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it. Mark Twain

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    A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain

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    Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. Mark Twain

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    A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose. Mark Twain

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    I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain

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    In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that. Mark Twain

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    Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. Mark Twain

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    A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain

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    Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. Mark Twain

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    If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

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    In Boston they ask, How much does he know? In New York, How much is he worth? In Philadelphia, Who were his parents? Mark Twain

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    Never let formal education get in the way of your learning. Mark Twain

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    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain

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    Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment. Mark Twain

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    A man can seldom -- very, very, seldom -- fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy. Mark Twain

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    If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. Mark Twain

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    Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Mark Twain

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    Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough. Mark Twain

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    Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance. Mark Twain

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    As a thinker and planner the ant is the equal of any savage race of men; as a self-educated specialist in several arts she is the superior of any savage race of men; and in one or two high mental qualities she is above the reach of any man, savage or civilized! Mark Twain

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    Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain

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    My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water. Mark Twain

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    The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Mark Twain

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    Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain

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    The man who does not read books has no advantage over the man that can not read them. Mark Twain

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    If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. Mark Twain

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    Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain

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