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The Best Mark Twain Quotes

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    If you are speaking the truth you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain

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    When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. Mark Twain

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    Never let formal education get in the way of your learning. Mark Twain

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    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain

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    Virtue has never been as respectable as money. Mark Twain

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    Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain

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    The man who does not read books has no advantage over the man that can not read them. Mark Twain

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    Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain

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    Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain

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    I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain

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    It is easier to stay out than get out. Mark Twain

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    Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. Mark Twain

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    Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain

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    Be good and you will be lonely. Mark Twain

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    Do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. Mark Twain

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    Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size. Mark Twain

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    If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Mark Twain

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    A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants. Mark Twain

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    Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear. Mark Twain

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    Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain

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    My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water. Mark Twain

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    Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain

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    A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. Mark Twain

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    Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain

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    Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. Mark Twain

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    Necessity is the mother of taking chances. Mark Twain

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    In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that. Mark Twain

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    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain

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    Few sinners are saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. Mark Twain

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    Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Mark Twain

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    It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain

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    I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won t. Mark Twain

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    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain

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    Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law. Mark Twain

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    A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain

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    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark Twain

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    In Boston they ask, How much does he know? In New York, How much is he worth? In Philadelphia, Who were his parents? Mark Twain

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    If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

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    Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. Mark Twain

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    Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. Mark Twain

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    A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain

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    When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. Mark Twain

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    Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. Mark Twain

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    We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race. Mark Twain

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    The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain

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    There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American. Mark Twain

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    Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime. Mark Twain

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    When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain

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    Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment. Mark Twain

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    A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain

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