A list of quotes from Mitch Hedberg. Here are the best Mitch Hedberg quotes on various subjects. The Mitch Hedberg quotations list is sorted by popularity, so only the best quotes are at the top of the list. Enjoy these sayings coined by Mitch Hedberg. You may want to copy this fact-based list to build your own just like it, re-rank it to fit your opinions, then publish it to share it with your Twitter followers, Facebook friends or with any other social networks you use regularly. If you like Mitch Hedberg then you should also see our Hollywood quotes, sarcasm quotes and self confidence quotes.