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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FieldsMoney - 2
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FieldsPrejudice - 3
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FieldsAlcohol and Alcoholism - 4
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. FieldsAlcohol and Alcoholism - 5
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
W. C. FieldsElection -
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. FieldsCities and City Life - 7
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. FieldsAlcohol and Alcoholism - 8
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
W. C. FieldsPrice - 9
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. FieldsAbstinence - 10
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. FieldsLife and Living - 11
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
W. C. FieldsActing and Actors - 12
Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. FieldsAlcohol and Alcoholism - 13
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
W. C. FieldsSmile - 14
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. FieldsAlcohol and Alcoholism - 15
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. FieldsWorld - 16
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FieldsAlcohol and Alcoholism
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