Best Will Rogers Quotes Quotations
+Vote List
tags 1,417 votes 254 voters 35,676 views 91 items f p @

Best Will Rogers Quotes

List Criteria: Must be a famous or well-known quote. If a quote is cut off you can hover over the text to see the full quote.

A list of the best Will Rogers quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Will Rogers quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Will Rogers quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Will Rogers should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Will Rogers quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

This list answers the questions, "What are the best Will Rogers quotes?" and "What is the most famous Will Rogers quote?"

You can see what subjects these historic Will Rogers quotes fall under displayed to the right of the quote. Be sure to vote so your favorite Will Rogers saying won't fall to the bottom of the list.

L The List
Z
B Comments
& Embed
G Options
  1. 1
    + 29
    - 0

    With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Congress

    ;
  2. 2
    + 53
    - 1

    The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Taxes and Taxation

    ;
  3. 3
    + 41
    - 1

    The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Politicians and Politics

    ;
  4. 4
    + 35
    - 1

    I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Government

    ;
  5. 5
    + 31
    - 1

    Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Change

    ;
  6. 6
    + 51
    - 3

    Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Government

    ;
  7. 7
    + 39
    - 2

    If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Stupidity

    ;
  8. 8
    + 43
    - 3

    Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Action

    ;
  9. 9
    + 25
    - 1

    A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Learning

    ;
  10. 10
    + 32
    - 2

    We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Heroes and Heroism

    ;
  11. 11
    + 30
    - 2

    I never met a man I didn't like. Affection

    ;
  12. 12
    + 12
    - 0

    You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. Memory

    ;
  13. 13
    + 20
    - 1

    The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? Debt

    ;
  14. 14
    + 33
    - 3

    Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects. Uncategorised

    ;
  15. 15
    + 19
    - 1

    America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. United States of America

    ;
  16. 16
    + 30
    - 3

    We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. Automobile

    ;
  17. 17
    + 24
    - 2

    The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Taxes and Taxation

    ;
  18. 18
    + 23
    - 2

    If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Truth

    ;
  19. 19
    + 23
    - 2

    Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects. Ignorance

    ;
  20. 20
    + 35
    - 5

    The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. Memory

    ;
  21. 21
    + 26
    - 3

    Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Politicians and Politics

    ;
  22. 22
    + 9
    - 0

    Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Gambling

    ;
  23. 23
    + 20
    - 2

    The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? Work

    ;
  24. 24
    + 18
    - 2

    Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. Praise

    ;
  25. 25
    + 18
    - 2

    There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. Film

    ;
  26. 26
    + 18
    - 2

    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Humour

    ;
  27. 27
    + 13
    - 1

    The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. Politicians and Politics

    ;
  28. 28
    + 17
    - 2

    Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf. Taxes and Taxation

    ;
  29. 29
    + 17
    - 2

    My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. Ancestry

    ;
  30. 30
    + 20
    - 3

    I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! Democratic Party, Politicians and Politics

    ;
  31. 31
    + 7
    - 0

    Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. Communism and Socialism

    ;
  32. 32
    + 12
    - 1

    There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate. Uncategorised

    ;
  33. 33
    + 16
    - 2

    Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Liberty

    ;
  34. 34
    + 18
    - 3

    The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Adversity

    ;
  35. 35
    + 18
    - 3

    I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Nudity

    ;
  36. 36
    + 19
    - 4

    Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. Opinions

    ;
  37. 37
    + 17
    - 3

    Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. Friends and Friendship

    ;
  38. 38
    + 17
    - 3

    People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Lawsuit

    ;
  39. 39
    + 16
    - 3

    Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Time and Time Management

    ;
  40. 40
    + 16
    - 3

    No party is as bad as its leaders. Politicians and Politics

    ;
  41. 41
    + 11
    - 1

    In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. Life and Living

    ;
  42. 42
    + 15
    - 3

    I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse. Horse

    ;
  43. 43
    + 17
    - 5

    A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Opinions

    ;
  44. 44
    + 6
    - 0

    There should be one day when there is open season on senators. Congress

    ;
  45. 45
    + 6
    - 0

    For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. Uncategorised

    ;
  46. 46
    + 12
    - 2

    So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Gossip

    ;
  47. 47
    + 10
    - 1

    You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way. Progress

    ;
  48. 48
    + 11
    - 2

    Lord, let me live until I die. Famous last words

    ;
  49. 49
    + 12
    - 3

    One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. Revolutions and Revolutionaries

    ;
  50. 50
    + 9
    - 1

    This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation. Politicians and Politics

    ;
92 +

Something missing? Add it!

L List Options B Comments & Embed z Share Next List >

viewers of this list also saw...

plus...

more popular lists