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Best Will Rogers Quotes

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A list of the best Will Rogers quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Will Rogers quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Will Rogers quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Will Rogers should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Will Rogers quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

This list answers the questions, "What are the best Will Rogers quotes?" and "What is the most famous Will Rogers quote?"

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    The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Taxes and Taxation

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    With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Congress

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    The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Politicians and Politics

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    If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Stupidity

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    I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Government

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    Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Government

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    Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Change

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    Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Action

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    We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Heroes and Heroism

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    We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. Automobile

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    A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Learning

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    The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? Debt

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    I never met a man I didn't like. Affection

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    Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects. Uncategorised

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    You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. Memory

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    Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects. Ignorance

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    The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Taxes and Taxation

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    The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. Memory

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    America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. United States of America

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    Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Politicians and Politics

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    If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Truth

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    The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? Work

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    Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Gambling

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    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Humour

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    There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. Film

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    Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. Praise

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    I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! Democratic Party, Politicians and Politics

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    The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. Politicians and Politics

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    There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate. Uncategorised

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    The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Adversity

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    Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Time and Time Management

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    People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Lawsuit

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    My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. Ancestry

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    Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Liberty

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    Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf. Taxes and Taxation

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    I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Nudity

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    Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. Friends and Friendship

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    I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse. Horse

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    Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. Opinions

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    A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Opinions

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    No party is as bad as its leaders. Politicians and Politics

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    You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way. Progress

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    Lord, let me live until I die. Famous last words

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    One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. Revolutions and Revolutionaries

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    The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Gossip

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    Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. Virtue

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    This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation. Politicians and Politics

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    So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Gossip

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    An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s. Economy and Economics

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    There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. Election

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