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A list of the best Will Rogers quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Will Rogers quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Will Rogers quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Will Rogers should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Will Rogers quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

This list answers the questions, "What are the best Will Rogers quotes?" and "What is the most famous Will Rogers quote?"

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    The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Taxes and Taxation

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    We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Heroes and Heroism

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    If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Stupidity

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    Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Government

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    The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Politicians and Politics

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    Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Change

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    Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Action

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    Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects. Ignorance

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    A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Learning

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    Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects. Uncategorised

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    The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? Debt

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    There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. Film

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    If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Truth

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    I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Nudity

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    We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. Automobile

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    America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. United States of America

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    Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. Praise

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    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Humour

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    The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. Memory

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    Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Politicians and Politics

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    I never met a man I didn't like. Affection

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    I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Government

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    Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. Friends and Friendship

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    The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? Work

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    The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Taxes and Taxation

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    Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Time and Time Management

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    Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. Opinions

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    An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s. Economy and Economics

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    The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. Politicians and Politics

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    With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Congress

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    There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate. Uncategorised

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    People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Lawsuit

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    I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse. Horse

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    The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Adversity

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    Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf. Taxes and Taxation

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    My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. Ancestry

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    Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Liberty

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    A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Opinions

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    One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. Revolutions and Revolutionaries

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    I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! Democratic Party, Politicians and Politics

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    You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. Memory

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    When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs. Autobiography

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    No party is as bad as its leaders. Politicians and Politics

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    And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy. Uncategorised

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    You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way. Progress

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    I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. Praise

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    This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation. Politicians and Politics

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    Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. Virtue

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    So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Gossip

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    There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Experts

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