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The Best Will Rogers Quotes

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A list of the best Will Rogers quotes. This list is arranged by which famous Will Rogers quotes have received the most votes, so only the greatest Will Rogers quotes are at the top of the list. All the most popular quotes from Will Rogers should be listed here, but if any were missed you can add more at the end of the list. This list includes notable Will Rogers quotes on various subjects, many of which are inspirational and thought provoking.

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    The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Taxes and Taxation

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    You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. Memory

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    With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Congress

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    I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Government

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    Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Change

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    The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Politicians and Politics

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    Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Action

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    Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Government

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    Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago. Uncategorised

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    America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. United States of America

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    If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Stupidity

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    Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects. Uncategorised

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    We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Heroes and Heroism

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    A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Learning

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    The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Taxes and Taxation

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    We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. Automobile

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    If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Truth

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    Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects. Ignorance

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    Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Politicians and Politics

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    There should be one day when there is open season on senators. Congress

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    The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. Memory

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    My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. Ancestry

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    I never met a man I didn't like. Affection

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    For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. Uncategorised

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    Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. Communism and Socialism

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    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Humour

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    Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

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    In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. Life and Living

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    The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? Debt

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    There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate. Uncategorised

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    The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? Work

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    Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. Praise

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    Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf. Taxes and Taxation

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    Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. Friends and Friendship

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    There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. Film

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    The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Adversity

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    There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Experts

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    The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. Politicians and Politics

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    So when all the yielding and objections is over, the other Senator said, I object to the remarks of a professional joker being put into the Congressional Record. Taking a dig at me, see? They didnt want any outside fellow contributing. Well, he had me wrong. Compared to them Im an amateur, and the thing about my jokes is that they dont hurt anybody. You can say theyre not funny or theyre terrible or theyre good or whatever it is, but they dont do no harm. But with Congressevery time they make a joke its a law. And every time they make a law its a joke. Uncategorised

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    There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. Politicians and Politics

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    I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! Democratic Party, Politicians and Politics

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    Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. Opinions

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    This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation. Politicians and Politics

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    I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Nudity

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    Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Liberty

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    No party is as bad as its leaders. Politicians and Politics

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    Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Time and Time Management

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    People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Lawsuit

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    So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Gossip

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    A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Opinions

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