- 1Up 18Down 5
" ... I took the initiative in creating the Internet."
- 2Up 11Down 5
"I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce...""Even though I honestly had not planned on doing this, I guess with a billion people watching, it's as good a time as any. So, my fellow Americans, I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce..."
Pretending to announce for president before being drowned out by the orchestra at the Oscars
- 3Up 7Down 2
"Hillary Clinton, I want to fight for you.''"I did think it was effective when I weaved in stories of real people in the audience and their everyday challenges. Like the woman here tonight whose husband is about to lose his job. She's struggling to get out of public housing and get a job of her own. Hillary Clinton, I want to fight for you.''
At the 2000 Al Smith Dinner
- 4Up 7Down 2
"I told him he ought to call this one 'Kill Al, Vol. 1.'"
- 5Up 10Down 5
"I don't want you to think I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep.""I had hoped to be back here this week under different circumstances, running for re-election. But you know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category. I didn't come here tonight to talk about the past. After all, I don't want you to think I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep. I prefer to focus on the f*ture because I know from my own experience that America is a land of opportunity, where every little boy and girl has a chance to grow up and win the popular vote."
At the 2004 Democratic Convention
items 1 - 5 of 20
got a blog or website?