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" ... I took the initiative in creating the Internet."
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"I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce...""Even though I honestly had not planned on doing this, I guess with a billion people watching, it's as good a time as any. So, my fellow Americans, I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce..."
Pretending to announce for president before being drowned out by the orchestra at the Oscars
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"I don't want you to think I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep.""I had hoped to be back here this week under different circumstances, running for re-election. But you know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category. I didn't come here tonight to talk about the past. After all, I don't want you to think I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep. I prefer to focus on the f*ture because I know from my own experience that America is a land of opportunity, where every little boy and girl has a chance to grow up and win the popular vote."
At the 2004 Democratic Convention
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"...doggone it, people like me."
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"I used to be the next president of the United States of America."
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