gaffes Al Gore-isms: Funny Al Gore Quotes  

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The "funny" quotes by former Vice President Al Gore are a rare compendium. Stupid quotes from Al Gore are abound, but never seem to be publicized enough, no matter how unfunny they may be! Al Gore is noted for his gaffes, silly flubs and boasts among other things that he has achieved so far. While he may be an oscar and nobel prize winner, Al Gore proves you can win awards and still put your foot in your mouth. Al Gore's gaffes seem to be very real clues to the inner man. Here's the former VP putting his foot in his mouth or trying to be funny and failing.
... I took the initiative in ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Al Gore-isms: Funny Al Gore Quotes
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... I took the initiative in creating the internet.


"During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

During a 1999 interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer
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I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce...


"Even though I honestly had not planned on doing this, I guess with a billion people watching, it's as good a time as any. So, my fellow Americans, I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce..."

Pretending to announce for president before being drowned out by the orchestra at the Oscars
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I gave you the internet and I can take it away.


"Remember America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it away."

The #9 item on the "Top 10 Rejected Gore-Lieberman Campaign Slogans," read by Al Gore on the "Late Show with David Letterman"
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Hillary clinton, I want to fight for you.''


"I did think it was effective when I weaved in stories of real people in the audience and their everyday challenges. Like the woman here tonight whose husband is about to lose his job. She's struggling to get out of public housing and get a job of her own. Hillary Clinton, I want to fight for you.''

At the 2000 Al Smith Dinner
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I would have kissed tipper much longer.


"I often get asked the question, 'Is there anything I would have done differently?' And yes there is. If I had it to do over again, I would have kissed Tipper much longer at the convention. But she was struggling."

On the 2000 presidential race
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I think I may have a future as a disembodied head.


"I think I may have a f*ture as a disembodied head."

Discussing his appearances on the television show "F*turama"
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I used to be the next president of the united states of america.


"I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America."

In a speech at Bocconi University in Milan, Italy
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I told him he ought to call this one 'kill al, vol. 1.'


"Lawrence Bender, who made all of Quentin Tarantino's movies, produced this documentary, and the production schedule was so grueling, I told him he ought to call this one 'Kill Al, Vol. 1.'"

On filming An Inconvenient Truth