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Al Gore-isms: Funny Al Gore Quotes

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The "funny" quotes by former Vice President Al Gore are a rare compendium. Stupid quotes from Al Gore are abound, but never seem to be publicized enough, no matter how unfunny they may be! Al Gore is noted for his gaffes, silly flubs and boasts among other things that he has achieved so far. While he may be an oscar and nobel prize winner, Al Gore proves you can win awards and still put your foot in your mouth. Al Gore's gaffes seem to be very real clues to the inner man. Here's the former VP putting his foot in his mouth or trying to be funny and failing.
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    " ... I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

    "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

    During a 1999 interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer
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    "I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce..."

    "Even though I honestly had not planned on doing this, I guess with a billion people watching, it's as good a time as any. So, my fellow Americans, I'm going to take this opportunity right here and now to formally announce..."

    Pretending to announce for president before being drowned out by the orchestra at the Oscars
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    "I don't want you to think I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep."

    "I had hoped to be back here this week under different circumstances, running for re-election. But you know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category. I didn't come here tonight to talk about the past. After all, I don't want you to think I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep. I prefer to focus on the f*ture because I know from my own experience that America is a land of opportunity, where every little boy and girl has a chance to grow up and win the popular vote."

    At the 2004 Democratic Convention
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    "...doggone it, people like me."

    "All I have to do is be the best Al I can be, because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggone it, people like me"

    On "Saturday Night Live," being counseled by Stuart Smalley
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    "I used to be the next president of the United States of America."

    "I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America."

    In a speech at Bocconi University in Milan, Italy

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  1. Genesis Cardani
    Al Gore-isms: Funny Al Gore Quotes at 11/21/2012 10:30 PM
    ha. al gore quotes.
  2. Slick Willie
    Al Gore-isms: Funny Al Gore Quotes at 6/25/2010 12:28 PM
    Funny as a canker sore.
  3. Jacktheredd
    Al Gore-isms: Funny Al Gore Quotes at 6/25/2010 6:36 AM
    Just like the current president, most of the intelligent "quotes" attributed to Al Gore were conceived by someone else. This guy was and still is a dufus who rode into politics on his fathers coat tails and has had very few original thoughts over the years.

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