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I Need to Shape UpLester Burnham: I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast.BUY @ amazon
Jim Olmeyer: Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?
Lester Burnham: I want to look good naked!
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Remember The PostersLester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.BUY @ amazon
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Don't Give Up On Me DadColonel Frank Fitts: You need structure. Yeah? You need discipline.BUY @ amazon
Ricky Fitts: Yes, sir. Thank you for trying to teach me. Don't give up on me, Dad.
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I Had My Whole Life AheadLester Burnham: When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track.BUY @ amazon
Ricky Fitts: That sucks.
Lester Burnham: No, actually it was great. All I did was party and get laid. I had my whole life ahead of me.
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Save YourselfBrad Dupree: "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.BUY @ amazon
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
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