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Anchorman Movie Quotes

"Anchorman" movie quotes are some of the funniest and most used Will Ferrell movie quotes of all time. Ferrell portrays the title character, Channel 4 news anchor Ron Burgundy in the hilarious 2004 film and along with his news team gives us dozens of zingers, one-liners and pretty much anything they post on the teleprompter.

Funny quotes from "Anchorman: The Legend of Run Burgundy" are too many to count but wouldn't be the same without the cast of characters from the film, written by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, and produced by Judd Apatow. News team 4 members Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd), Champ Kind (David Koechner) and Brick Tamland (Steve Carell) provide numerous hilarious scenes, especially after new news anchorwoman Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate) is introduced.

Of course the "Anchorman" quotes list would not be complete without the appearance of cameos from other actors familiar to the "Frat Pack" generation of films. Everyone from Jack Black, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Luke Wilson and Seth Rogen make brief appearances in the film and add to the hilarity of it all.

Though "Anchorman" is somewhat regarded as love it or hate it kind of movie, similar to the 2001 movie "Zoolander," the following has grown to somewhat of a cult status in recent years. Also like "Zoolander," the film has a second chance to attract fans as a sequel to "Anchorman" was announced in March 2012. Until then, you stay classy, Planet Earth.

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    Brian Fantana: "I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up."
    Ron Burgundy: "Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight."
    Brian Fantana: "No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."
    Ron Burgundy: "It's quite pungent."
    Brian Fantana: "Oh yeah."
    Ron Burgundy: "It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
    Brian Fantana: "Yep."
    Ron Burgundy: "Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
    Brian Fantana: "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time."
    Ron Burgundy: "That doesn't make sense."
    Brian Fantana: "Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr."

    Veronica Corningstone: "My God, what is that smell? Oh."
    Brian Fantana: "That's the smell of desire my lady."
    Veronica Corningstone: "God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me."
    Brian Fantana: "You know, desire smells like that to some people."
    News Station Employee: "What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair."
    News Station Employee: "Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
    Brian Fantana: "Woah, what's that smell?"

    Hot in pursuit of the new girl, Brian Fantana pulls out a very special cologne from his hidden wall of scents. Despite containing bits of real panther, the stench of Sex Panther does not seduce Veronica Corningstone, rather reminds her of a used diaper filled with Indian food, not desire.

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