TV The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer  

Amy Boal
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Archer, an FX animated television show (for adults!), is a true delight and top candidate for American treasure. When it comes to adult cartoons, you really can't do better than to just watch the entire run of Archer. It's something you will not regret one bit. Why? Well, because it is wonderfully funny and full of great running jokes that you will just love to pick up on. Before you know it, you'll be shouting "Phrasing!" at your friends, and they will all just be like "What?" Then you will tell them to watch Archer and everyone will be in on the fun.

Archer jokes are the best jokes, no matter who says them. Of the many hilarious Archer characters, whether it's Sterling Archer himself, Pam, Malory, Lana, Cyril, or even Cheryl/Carol, you can be sure that you will be laughing all the way to the fridge to get more snacks so you have the fuel human bodies need to keep watching television. But of the countless running jokes on Archer, which are the best? It is time for you to vote. 

There are lots of funny jokes thrown around at ISIS, so why not reminisce about past episodes of one of the best FX shows and vote up the funniest Archer running jokes. Do it for Pam's cocaine addiction, for Lana's giant hands, for the ocelot, and for America.
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Phrasing! is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Phrasing!

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Archer's Voicemail Gags is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Voicemail Gags

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Archer and "The Danger Zon... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer and "The Danger Zone"

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"Lana. Lana. LAAAAAANA!... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Lana. Lana. LAAAAAANA!"

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"Do You Want Ants? This Is... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Do You Want Ants? This Is How You Get Ants!"

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Krieger's Questionable Science is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Krieger's Questionable Science

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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!!

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Archer Counting Bullets is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer Counting Bullets

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Cheryl's Choke Fetish is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cheryl's Choke Fetish

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Archer's Ocelot Obsession is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Ocelot Obsession

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Figuratively, No Literally. is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Figuratively, No Literally.

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"Read a Book." is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Read a Book."

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Archer's Tinnitus is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Tinnitus

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Brett Always Gets Shot is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Brett Always Gets Shot

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"I Had Something for This&... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"I Had Something for This"

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Pam Sleeping with Everyone at ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam Sleeping with Everyone at ISIS

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"Sploosh" is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Sploosh"

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"Yuuup!" is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Yuuup!"

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Lana's Giant Hands is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Lana's Giant Hands

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"Also, yes." is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Also, yes."

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"You're Not My Supervisor... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"You're Not My Supervisor!!!"

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"Boop!" is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Boop!"

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Pam's Cocaine Addiction is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam's Cocaine Addiction

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Archer's Tattoos is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Tattoos

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Archer's Mysterious Paternity is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Mysterious Paternity

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Cheryl's Many Names is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cheryl's Many Names

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Ray's Paralysis is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Ray's Paralysis

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Archer Abusing Woodhouse is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer Abusing Woodhouse

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"Holy shit snacks!" is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
"Holy shit snacks!"

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Cyrill Can't Aim is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cyrill Can't Aim

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Kreiger's Rush References is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Kreiger's Rush References

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Archer's Homosexual Leanin... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Homosexual Leanings

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Archer's Oedipus Complex is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Oedipus Complex

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Archer Drinking Finger is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer Drinking Finger

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Cyrill's Sex Addiction is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Cyrill's Sex Addiction

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Ray's Olympic Performance is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Ray's Olympic Performance

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Pam Eating Out of a Crockpot is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Pam Eating Out of a Crockpot

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How Hard Is It to Poach an Egg... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
How Hard Is It to Poach an Egg!?

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Duchess, Malory's Dog is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Duchess, Malory's Dog

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Well, You Say That... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Well, You Say That...

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Archer's Fear of Cyborgs is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Archer's Fear of Cyborgs

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Toast is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Funniest Running Jokes on Archer
Toast